Mrs.SteveCarpenter
@filthymartini.bsky.social
33 yo princess 🔞 Steddie brainrot, Buckingham connoisseur, Wayne’s Girl 🩷
AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/FilthyMartini92
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Master Post ‼️ of all my published fiction on the Archive.
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You know that little bell from the Lindt Easter Bunny? Eddie puts it around his d-
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You know that little bell from the Lindt Easter Bunny? Eddie puts it around his d-
There’s a trend going around in Germany where young woman post a video of themselves with music and it always says stuff like:
“Es schneit und ist arsch kalt. Scheiß Männer.”
which translates to:
“It snows and it’s fucking freezing. Fuck men.”
And I love it.
“Es schneit und ist arsch kalt. Scheiß Männer.”
which translates to:
“It snows and it’s fucking freezing. Fuck men.”
And I love it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
There’s a trend going around in Germany where young woman post a video of themselves with music and it always says stuff like:
“Es schneit und ist arsch kalt. Scheiß Männer.”
which translates to:
“It snows and it’s fucking freezing. Fuck men.”
And I love it.
“Es schneit und ist arsch kalt. Scheiß Männer.”
which translates to:
“It snows and it’s fucking freezing. Fuck men.”
And I love it.
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Eddie dressing up as Krampus for the town’s Christmas parade and Steve in the middle of the crowd biting his lip hard and blushing like a school girl.
Steve: “… Robin, I know this is kinda crazy but hear me out- ”
Robin: “oh absolutely NOT”
Steve: “… Robin, I know this is kinda crazy but hear me out- ”
Robin: “oh absolutely NOT”
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Eddie dressing up as Krampus for the town’s Christmas parade and Steve in the middle of the crowd biting his lip hard and blushing like a school girl.
Steve: “… Robin, I know this is kinda crazy but hear me out- ”
Robin: “oh absolutely NOT”
Steve: “… Robin, I know this is kinda crazy but hear me out- ”
Robin: “oh absolutely NOT”
Im on day 13 but I fear I’m out of Christmas prompts
Silly me is currently preparing a Steddie microfic advent calendar if anyone’s interested.
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Im on day 13 but I fear I’m out of Christmas prompts
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steve stumbling dazed and disheveled into family video and when robin asks him what the hell happened, he immediately launches into a "i've seen things you people wouldn't believe" style monologue, including background music, but it's about getting absolutely railed by eddie munson
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
steve stumbling dazed and disheveled into family video and when robin asks him what the hell happened, he immediately launches into a "i've seen things you people wouldn't believe" style monologue, including background music, but it's about getting absolutely railed by eddie munson
I‘m already mourning the Beamer so hard, just imaging what would happen if Steve gets ki-
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I‘m already mourning the Beamer so hard, just imaging what would happen if Steve gets ki-
Who else has a writing Buddy watching over them? (SHOW ME)
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Who else has a writing Buddy watching over them? (SHOW ME)
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@steviesskivvies.bsky.social has written the best and also most cursed thing ever and I absolutely had to make art for it 🙂↕️ thank you for allowing me make silly art for your fic, Jude!! Go give it a read why dontcha?! 🐔
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
@steviesskivvies.bsky.social has written the best and also most cursed thing ever and I absolutely had to make art for it 🙂↕️ thank you for allowing me make silly art for your fic, Jude!! Go give it a read why dontcha?! 🐔
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You know that rubber chicken Steve keeps being paired with in merch? I wrote a story about it being shoved into Steve's ass
archiveofourown.org/works/74660226
My wonderful friend @rambamthxman.bsky.social made incredible cover art for the fic which will be linked in the comments!
#Steddie
archiveofourown.org/works/74660226
My wonderful friend @rambamthxman.bsky.social made incredible cover art for the fic which will be linked in the comments!
#Steddie
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You know that rubber chicken Steve keeps being paired with in merch? I wrote a story about it being shoved into Steve's ass
archiveofourown.org/works/74660226
My wonderful friend @rambamthxman.bsky.social made incredible cover art for the fic which will be linked in the comments!
#Steddie
archiveofourown.org/works/74660226
My wonderful friend @rambamthxman.bsky.social made incredible cover art for the fic which will be linked in the comments!
#Steddie
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Reposted by Mrs.SteveCarpenter
”For the record, I’m gay”
”Yeah, me too”
(as if they both didn’t clock each other within 3 secs)
”Yeah, me too”
(as if they both didn’t clock each other within 3 secs)
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
”For the record, I’m gay”
”Yeah, me too”
(as if they both didn’t clock each other within 3 secs)
”Yeah, me too”
(as if they both didn’t clock each other within 3 secs)
Eddie put on some weight and Steve is horny about big tummies
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with pink hearts around him
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with pink hearts around him
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Eddie put on some weight and Steve is horny about big tummies
Silly me is currently preparing a Steddie microfic advent calendar if anyone’s interested.
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Silly me is currently preparing a Steddie microfic advent calendar if anyone’s interested.
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
Reposted by Mrs.SteveCarpenter
Holiday shorts part 1 #steddie
Steve has been staring at his reflection for ten full minutes, tie knotted, shoulders tense, eyes a little too wide. Eddie watches from the doorway, leaning against the frame, arms crossed, chewing the inside of his cheek.
Steve has been staring at his reflection for ten full minutes, tie knotted, shoulders tense, eyes a little too wide. Eddie watches from the doorway, leaning against the frame, arms crossed, chewing the inside of his cheek.
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Holiday shorts part 1 #steddie
Steve has been staring at his reflection for ten full minutes, tie knotted, shoulders tense, eyes a little too wide. Eddie watches from the doorway, leaning against the frame, arms crossed, chewing the inside of his cheek.
Steve has been staring at his reflection for ten full minutes, tie knotted, shoulders tense, eyes a little too wide. Eddie watches from the doorway, leaning against the frame, arms crossed, chewing the inside of his cheek.
So I’m actually early. It’s the Amazon Back Friday Sales that fooled this German ass.
Happy belated Thanksgiving to my American mutuals, here’s a gift from Europe:
„Hope You (Don’t) Choke On It“
• 4+1 Thanksgiving themed
• Rating: Explicit
• 2,5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74599181
• 4+1 Thanksgiving themed
• Rating: Explicit
• 2,5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74599181
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
So I’m actually early. It’s the Amazon Back Friday Sales that fooled this German ass.
Happy belated Thanksgiving to my American mutuals, here’s a gift from Europe:
„Hope You (Don’t) Choke On It“
• 4+1 Thanksgiving themed
• Rating: Explicit
• 2,5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74599181
• 4+1 Thanksgiving themed
• Rating: Explicit
• 2,5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74599181
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Happy belated Thanksgiving to my American mutuals, here’s a gift from Europe:
Reposted by Mrs.SteveCarpenter
Better late than never 💔
Ch 11/11 of my steddie bb with @lubla.bsky.social
Link below
@steddiebbang.bsky.social
Ch 11/11 of my steddie bb with @lubla.bsky.social
Link below
@steddiebbang.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Better late than never 💔
Ch 11/11 of my steddie bb with @lubla.bsky.social
Link below
@steddiebbang.bsky.social
Ch 11/11 of my steddie bb with @lubla.bsky.social
Link below
@steddiebbang.bsky.social
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Artists beware!!! This person on Mercari is selling your art for profit - multiple times over by printing the art at a local print shop. If you can, report report report! This crosses multiple fandoms so please spread the word!
www.mercari.com/u/user493656...
www.mercari.com/u/user493656...
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Artists beware!!! This person on Mercari is selling your art for profit - multiple times over by printing the art at a local print shop. If you can, report report report! This crosses multiple fandoms so please spread the word!
www.mercari.com/u/user493656...
www.mercari.com/u/user493656...
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Some of you already saw it, and here it is!!! My work for @drew-pictures.bsky.social #steddie BB “Where the crow goes”, a LOVELY Royal AU with arranged marriage and enemies to lovers!! Please take a look!!
LINK!! archiveofourown.org/works/74025421
Close ups bellow ⬇️
LINK!! archiveofourown.org/works/74025421
Close ups bellow ⬇️
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Some of you already saw it, and here it is!!! My work for @drew-pictures.bsky.social #steddie BB “Where the crow goes”, a LOVELY Royal AU with arranged marriage and enemies to lovers!! Please take a look!!
LINK!! archiveofourown.org/works/74025421
Close ups bellow ⬇️
LINK!! archiveofourown.org/works/74025421
Close ups bellow ⬇️
Found it again
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Found it again
sick as a dog but wrote three microfics because I had a stupid idea for christmas
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
sick as a dog but wrote three microfics because I had a stupid idea for christmas
Reposted by Mrs.SteveCarpenter
It's Friday, have some silly sketches I was just practising from memes
Which mood are you?
#steddie #steveharrington #Eddiemunson #fanart
Which mood are you?
#steddie #steveharrington #Eddiemunson #fanart
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It's Friday, have some silly sketches I was just practising from memes
Which mood are you?
#steddie #steveharrington #Eddiemunson #fanart
Which mood are you?
#steddie #steveharrington #Eddiemunson #fanart
Reposted by Mrs.SteveCarpenter
Reposted by Mrs.SteveCarpenter
Saw this video about the police chasing a cow on the highway and when they couldn’t get it they got a cowboy to do the job.
I immediately have Wayne thoughts running through my blood.
I immediately have Wayne thoughts running through my blood.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Saw this video about the police chasing a cow on the highway and when they couldn’t get it they got a cowboy to do the job.
I immediately have Wayne thoughts running through my blood.
I immediately have Wayne thoughts running through my blood.