Rob Finch
@finchwrites.bsky.social
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Involuntary Frankfurt widower. Voluntary guitarist and korfballer. Glorified mercenary typist.
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finchwrites.bsky.social
Highly recommend going and seeing a band so loud you believe you may never hear again.
(It's ok,the ringing wore off in about an hour)
A bassist with long blonde hair in motion on a red-lit stage
finchwrites.bsky.social
This means it's 30 years since I was picked up at 2am by police outside the Wulfrun Halls in Wolverhampton😬
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jdpoc.bsky.social
🎵 🎵 "Freed from desire, mind and senses purified ..." 🎵 🎵
finchwrites.bsky.social
It was not the Spit of Theseus then
curatorian.bsky.social
Bit amazed by this bit:

'Investigators said they found a degraded gasket had created a fuel system leak, which caused the power loss.

The agency found the system was "at least 70-years-old and its last overhaul date was unknown"'
WW2 Spitfire had to do emergency landing as engine stopped
A safety notice is now in place following the emergency landing in West Hythe.
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finchwrites.bsky.social
I didn't know this was real 👏👏👏
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spavel.bsky.social
Designer: *through tears* please just tell me what you want, you can even ask to make it pop, I'll do anything

Me: It's too Mycenaean, redo it
finchwrites.bsky.social
Or even worse God-all-ming.

I often pronounce it Gomming if I'm in a hurry and then I realise where nearby Gomshall's name comes from.
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cybercrump.bsky.social
Ooh, shibboleths!

Burger King, early morning, Leicester. Self and friends having crappy breakfast. a couple from the States come in and ask the kid behind the counter, 'Please, can you tell us the name of the place we're at, and say it slowly and clearly?'
Kid: 'Uh, okay. BUR... GER... KING.'
finchwrites.bsky.social
If you don't like it, lump it
finchwrites.bsky.social
I'm all for consistency
finchwrites.bsky.social
Not like biceps?

I was so disappointed when I learnt that the Towcester Races didn't involve fast kitchen appliances.
finchwrites.bsky.social
Frankly I don't know why I would deny myself saucy pleasure™️ - it's the equivalent of a few weeks of a streaming service that I don't have time to watch and never has anything I want to watch on it.
finchwrites.bsky.social
I walked at paying £4.50 for a bottle of HP sauce in the Co-Op yesterday.

THAT'S British values.
finchwrites.bsky.social
Like a raven's nightcap
Like the shadow cast by the black hole at the centre of the galaxy
Like the rumoured soul of Nigel Farage

So dark and shiny.
curiousscutter.bsky.social
campaigning to have claudia winkleman's hair grade 2 listed, but as a service
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glenatron.bsky.social
Do you need an audiobook to listen to? A good one, that you'll enjoy? Because I have just the thing - I know it's good because I wrote and produced it and I have listened to it so many times by this point but I still like it: www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Redst...
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finchwrites.bsky.social
Tortured joke: fibre optics that you can't see aren't optical.
Unfunny even in my head.
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rspb.bsky.social
A very excited Jay just hopped into your scroll...got any acorns? 🍂

📷 John Lindsey
A Jay, with its warm buff body, black moustache mark, and bright blue wing patch, stands on a log with its beak open as if mid-call. Its upright posture and wide-eyed look give the impression of a bold little character announcing itself loudly in the autumn woodland.
finchwrites.bsky.social
More the pattern than the exact pallet!
finchwrites.bsky.social
They look like my tortoiseshell cat.
finchwrites.bsky.social
Lucky sausage/chorizo.
finchwrites.bsky.social
Absolutely on my bucket list.
finchwrites.bsky.social
That is a pretty English stoical thing to say. Hope it's passing.
finchwrites.bsky.social
Care to replace it with Stu-Stu-Studio Line?

(Or even, for the connoisseur, Sti-Sti-Stimarol)