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Free Agent Fly On The Wall

@flyonsomewall.bsky.social

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A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started Refugee from the Incellionaire's site RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · Nov 10

The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 40m

Like he was what was in the net when they dragged it up

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 42m

Found

Like he was discovered, lost, wandering, stuffed to the cheeks with eyeballs

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 4h

I refute him THUS <points to Portland Frog>

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 4h

zing

gonna leave a bruise for sure

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 4h

All of it is stupid yes, but to which Manager does the most powerful man on the planet think he is pleading to, to DO SOMETHING

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 4h

How can he explain the Portland frog

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 4h

Cyrano de Bergerac reboot except Christian gets all his romantic wooing letters and garden declarations via CyranoGPT, and Roxane gets increasingly bored and frustrated by the weirdness of conversation, leaving her own AI bot to keep the conversation going while she goes out dancing with her friends

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 1d

Zoomies Break!

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 1d

the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

This protest really, really needs to show how much we love the fuck out of America. Hearts, valentines, signs declaring love for America ... and hate for Trump.

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

Ask him to spell Gaza. Or 'plan'. Or count to 20.

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

Right now, decent looking AI is training gullible fools to disbelieve the real video evidence that will eventually surface of Trump being a child sex abuser

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

And Mariachi. There should be TONS of Mariachi

Not Your Negress @notyournegro.blacksky.app · 1d

I can’t wait to see streets full of frogs and stuff. I really do think this is a fantastic plan.

Imagine watching them harm a bunch of peaceful frogs on global television. The absurdity of it all would be undeniable.

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

watch for whether or not he boasts about acing his cognitive test

if he doesn't brag about acing it, doesn't say a word about it, then he absolutely failed it

and then we'll know this is *why* he went in to Walter Reed

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

watch for whether or not he boasts about acing his cognitive test

you know he took one

if he doesn't brag about acing it, doesn't say a word about it, then he absolutely failed it

and then you'll know this is *why* he went in to Walter Reed

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

Trump got a Covid vaccine today.

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .

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Jason Lewis @jasonnlewis.bsky.social · 2d

a man talking on a cell phone with the words this ain 't a joke behind him

Alt: a man talking on a cell phone with the words this ain 't a joke behind him

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 2d

OK so I just made that Elmo bodycam video up & yes, now that I mention it I think it would be funny BUT

We could be spending AI $ on nuclear fusion, hyperdesalination, new economic models based on universal income, reducing ocean acidity. We could be curing MS but we're using AI for puppet shows

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 2d

What drives me NUTS about AI is how all those $ triillions in investment and quadrillions of GPU cycles are being WASTED on making fucking TikTok videos

We should be enjoying $1 cauliflower & customizable cancer immunizations but we're getting fake body cams of Elmo getting busted with strippers

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 2d

Senator Thune doing an excellent job here laying out the Democratic Party's winning 2028 election platform

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 2d

SEND IN THE ANTIFA FROGS

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."

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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 2d

Brutally spot-on. 😳👇

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 2d

a woman in a striped shirt is flying through the air .

ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is flying through the air .

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 2d

"A second load has hit the trousers"

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: Trump directs airstrikes on Oslo daycares in campaign to make Nobel committee reconsider Peace Prize