Free Agent Fly On The Wall
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Pinned
The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable
Guillermo del Toro’s Barbie
Guillermo del Toro’s Dora the Explorer
Guillermo del Toro's It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Barbie
Buckaroo Bonzai Against the World Crime League.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Buckaroo Bonzai Against the World Crime League.
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BREAKING: new emails CONFIRM my reporting that there are TRAINING VIDEOS instructing FBI personnel on how to review the Epstein Files. Plus, a lot more…
The emails reveal the special training given to FBI personnel working on what it called the “Epstein Transparency Project.” In some instances they referred to it as the “Special Redaction Project.” The training entailed PowerPoint slide presentations and video instruction on how to review the files.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
BREAKING: new emails CONFIRM my reporting that there are TRAINING VIDEOS instructing FBI personnel on how to review the Epstein Files. Plus, a lot more…
Pizza is a pie.
I don't make the rules. This originates from episode 22, season 1 of The Flintstones, February 24, 1961.
I don't make the rules. This originates from episode 22, season 1 of The Flintstones, February 24, 1961.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Pizza is a pie.
I don't make the rules. This originates from episode 22, season 1 of The Flintstones, February 24, 1961.
I don't make the rules. This originates from episode 22, season 1 of The Flintstones, February 24, 1961.
My god, this is it. This is why Trump is so hell-bent on warring with Venezuela. It's not for the oil. It's for his batshit conspiracy addled belief that they intentionally emptied prisons & insane asylums & shipped them to the US, & helped rig the 2020 election
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump hints support for fringe theory that Venezuela rigged 2020 election
President’s comment implies hostility to Venezuela may be based on unfounded election-rigging conspiracy theory
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My god, this is it. This is why Trump is so hell-bent on warring with Venezuela. It's not for the oil. It's for his batshit conspiracy addled belief that they intentionally emptied prisons & insane asylums & shipped them to the US, & helped rig the 2020 election
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Mario is an absolute cuck. What a loser.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mario is an absolute cuck. What a loser.
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
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Do You Remember?
WKRP Cincinnati.
The Turkey Drop. 😂
WKRP Cincinnati.
The Turkey Drop. 😂
WKRP Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Brian Henigin
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Do You Remember?
WKRP Cincinnati.
The Turkey Drop. 😂
WKRP Cincinnati.
The Turkey Drop. 😂
Every single Democrat law maker, every allied celebrity, every single decent normal voter, should record a video where they repeat, word for word, what the 6 Dem veterans recorded, about following only legal military orders. Dare them. Dare them to charge EVERYONE
Breaking: The six Democrats now confirmed they've been contacted by the FBI.
The lawmakers accuse Trump of using the FBI "as a tool to intimidate and harass members of Congress."
The lawmakers accuse Trump of using the FBI "as a tool to intimidate and harass members of Congress."
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Every single Democrat law maker, every allied celebrity, every single decent normal voter, should record a video where they repeat, word for word, what the 6 Dem veterans recorded, about following only legal military orders. Dare them. Dare them to charge EVERYONE
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Seriously: Every single Democrat law maker, every allied celebrity, every single decent normal voter, should record a video where they repeat, word for word, what the 6 Dem veterans recorded, regarding following only legal military orders. Dare them. Dare them to charge EVERYONE
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Seriously: Every single Democrat law maker, every allied celebrity, every single decent normal voter, should record a video where they repeat, word for word, what the 6 Dem veterans recorded, regarding following only legal military orders. Dare them. Dare them to charge EVERYONE
Me: "I love Ubering into downtown Nashville from the airport at night, as the streets are getting lively. Or back to the airport in the early morning, after the
streets are empty, and still wet after the sweepers have been through"
Elon: "Then you're going to *love* getting into this tunnel"
streets are empty, and still wet after the sweepers have been through"
Elon: "Then you're going to *love* getting into this tunnel"
Here are just a few of the things the Boring Company may not have wanted to be asked about at an actual “town hall” — instead opting for a virtual audio-only Spaces event about the nashville tunnel they then immediately deleted.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me: "I love Ubering into downtown Nashville from the airport at night, as the streets are getting lively. Or back to the airport in the early morning, after the
streets are empty, and still wet after the sweepers have been through"
Elon: "Then you're going to *love* getting into this tunnel"
streets are empty, and still wet after the sweepers have been through"
Elon: "Then you're going to *love* getting into this tunnel"
Me: "I love Ubering into downtown Nashville from the airport at night, as the streets are getting lively. Or back to the airport in the early morning, after the
streets are empty, and still wet after the sweepers have been through"
Elon: "Then you're going to love getting into this tunnel"
streets are empty, and still wet after the sweepers have been through"
Elon: "Then you're going to love getting into this tunnel"
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me: "I love Ubering into downtown Nashville from the airport at night, as the streets are getting lively. Or back to the airport in the early morning, after the
streets are empty, and still wet after the sweepers have been through"
Elon: "Then you're going to love getting into this tunnel"
streets are empty, and still wet after the sweepers have been through"
Elon: "Then you're going to love getting into this tunnel"
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
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JD Vance, Jared Kushner, and Steve Witkoff just drafted a plan that would effectively hand Ukraine over to Putin. But what were they really trying to do?
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
JD Vance, Jared Kushner, and Steve Witkoff just drafted a plan that would effectively hand Ukraine over to Putin. But what were they really trying to do?
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Elon at Tesla AGM: "AI will end hunger, crime, poverty, and usher in a golden age of global enlightenment"
Elon at a party [holding up phone]: "Who wants to hear Grok insult this Jewish guy"
Elon at a party [holding up phone]: "Who wants to hear Grok insult this Jewish guy"
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Elon at Tesla AGM: "AI will end hunger, crime, poverty, and usher in a golden age of global enlightenment"
Elon at a party [holding up phone]: "Who wants to hear Grok insult this Jewish guy"
Elon at a party [holding up phone]: "Who wants to hear Grok insult this Jewish guy"
Yes, yes, just like the rest of us Epstein-afilliated, beet juice selling gun nuts, yes, her finger is on the PULSE
(assuming this piece is parody. It just has to be)
(assuming this piece is parody. It just has to be)
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yes, yes, just like the rest of us Epstein-afilliated, beet juice selling gun nuts, yes, her finger is on the PULSE
(assuming this piece is parody. It just has to be)
(assuming this piece is parody. It just has to be)
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Dem lawmakers video: "Remember: child rape is against the law"
Trump / GOP: "Whoa whoa whoa baselessly attacking the president, wtf"
Trump / GOP: "Whoa whoa whoa baselessly attacking the president, wtf"
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Dem lawmakers video: "Remember: child rape is against the law"
Trump / GOP: "Whoa whoa whoa baselessly attacking the president, wtf"
Trump / GOP: "Whoa whoa whoa baselessly attacking the president, wtf"
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[Data center hums, rows of GPUs fire up, millions of volts of electricity, millions of gallons of water, row after row, rack after rack of GPUs processing billions of calculations, a pinnacle of intelligence unbound]
Grok [on phone Elon's holding up at a party]: "Nice fucking nose on you, big nose"
Grok [on phone Elon's holding up at a party]: "Nice fucking nose on you, big nose"
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
[Data center hums, rows of GPUs fire up, millions of volts of electricity, millions of gallons of water, row after row, rack after rack of GPUs processing billions of calculations, a pinnacle of intelligence unbound]
Grok [on phone Elon's holding up at a party]: "Nice fucking nose on you, big nose"
Grok [on phone Elon's holding up at a party]: "Nice fucking nose on you, big nose"
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This entire thing is a roadmap for getting under Trump's skin. Civilian Dem lawmakers and others should do a series of videos urging people not to commit crimes if Trump requests them
"Remember. You have a duty to NOT shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue, even if the president asks you to"
"Remember. You have a duty to NOT shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue, even if the president asks you to"
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This entire thing is a roadmap for getting under Trump's skin. Civilian Dem lawmakers and others should do a series of videos urging people not to commit crimes if Trump requests them
"Remember. You have a duty to NOT shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue, even if the president asks you to"
"Remember. You have a duty to NOT shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue, even if the president asks you to"
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like if you validate your idea by doing it completely unsustainably you haven't validated anything. "I validated my business plan by selling dollar bills for 50 cents" no you didn't
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
like if you validate your idea by doing it completely unsustainably you haven't validated anything. "I validated my business plan by selling dollar bills for 50 cents" no you didn't
Dem lawmakers video: "Remember: child rape is against the law"
Trump / GOP: "Whoa whoa whoa baselessly attacking the president, wtf"
Trump / GOP: "Whoa whoa whoa baselessly attacking the president, wtf"
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Dem lawmakers video: "Remember: child rape is against the law"
Trump / GOP: "Whoa whoa whoa baselessly attacking the president, wtf"
Trump / GOP: "Whoa whoa whoa baselessly attacking the president, wtf"
Elon at Tesla AGM: "AI will end hunger, crime, poverty, and usher in a golden age of global enlightenment"
Elon at a party [holding up phone]: "Who wants to hear Grok insult this Jewish guy"
Elon at a party [holding up phone]: "Who wants to hear Grok insult this Jewish guy"
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Elon at Tesla AGM: "AI will end hunger, crime, poverty, and usher in a golden age of global enlightenment"
Elon at a party [holding up phone]: "Who wants to hear Grok insult this Jewish guy"
Elon at a party [holding up phone]: "Who wants to hear Grok insult this Jewish guy"
[Data center hums, rows of GPUs fire up, millions of volts of electricity, millions of gallons of water, row after row, rack after rack of GPUs processing billions of calculations, a pinnacle of intelligence unbound]
Grok [on phone Elon's holding up at a party]: "Nice fucking nose on you, big nose"
Grok [on phone Elon's holding up at a party]: "Nice fucking nose on you, big nose"
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
[Data center hums, rows of GPUs fire up, millions of volts of electricity, millions of gallons of water, row after row, rack after rack of GPUs processing billions of calculations, a pinnacle of intelligence unbound]
Grok [on phone Elon's holding up at a party]: "Nice fucking nose on you, big nose"
Grok [on phone Elon's holding up at a party]: "Nice fucking nose on you, big nose"