Free Agent Fly On The Wall
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Pinned
The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable
Good afternoon,
The piss tank on the ISS is now 58% full.
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Good afternoon,
The old world order is dead. For all its recognized and serious faults on human rights, international policy, its intelligence & security apparatus and its state run communist economics, Canada now perceives China to be its most stable, long term, predictable major trading partner. Goodbye, America.
This is huge. Canada is breaking apart from US influence and getting much closer with China.
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The old world order is dead. For all its recognized and serious faults on human rights, international policy, its intelligence & security apparatus and its state run communist economics, Canada now perceives China to be its most stable, long term, predictable major trading partner. Goodbye, America.
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The reason the masculine dominated right is hateful of women is the same reason why they are so disdainful and void of empathy. Women *in general* are more demonstrably empathetic (nurses, veterinarians, teachers). The right equates empathy with feminization & vice versa. It's a pathological divide.
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The reason the masculine dominated right is hateful of women is the same reason why they are so disdainful and void of empathy. Women *in general* are more demonstrably empathetic (nurses, veterinarians, teachers). The right equates empathy with feminization & vice versa. It's a pathological divide.
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stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
"What's up?" Let me tell you about "What's up"
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"What's up?" Let me tell you about "What's up"
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What does it say about those of us who only smile at strangers when they're sleeping
January 16, 2026 at 6:13 AM
What does it say about those of us who only smile at strangers when they're sleeping
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I bet it will be really annoying for guards at the concentration camps to have to listen to Dem prisoners argue all day about who the better nominee would have been that could have earned their protest vote
The hair splitting purity arguments between liberals in the comments here make those of us outside of the US lose our fucking minds
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
Gavin Newsom is a presidential frontrunner in part because he not only talked the talk about fighting Trump, but came up with and executed a plan to actually do it. Other Democrats should take note. Words and stern letters ain’t sufficient.
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I bet it will be really annoying for guards at the concentration camps to have to listen to Dem prisoners argue all day about who the better nominee would have been that could have earned their protest vote
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The hair splitting purity arguments between liberals in the comments here make those of us outside of the US lose our fucking minds
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
Gavin Newsom is a presidential frontrunner in part because he not only talked the talk about fighting Trump, but came up with and executed a plan to actually do it. Other Democrats should take note. Words and stern letters ain’t sufficient.
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
The hair splitting purity arguments between liberals in the comments here make those of us outside of the US lose our fucking minds
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
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Minnesotans sound more Canadian than Canadians do
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Minnesotans sound more Canadian than Canadians do
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I bet it will be really annoying for guards at the concentration camps to have to listen to Dem prisoners argue all day about who the better nominee would have been that could have earned their protest vote
The hair splitting purity arguments between liberals in the comments here make those of us outside of the US lose our fucking minds
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
Gavin Newsom is a presidential frontrunner in part because he not only talked the talk about fighting Trump, but came up with and executed a plan to actually do it. Other Democrats should take note. Words and stern letters ain’t sufficient.
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I bet it will be really annoying for guards at the concentration camps to have to listen to Dem prisoners argue all day about who the better nominee would have been that could have earned their protest vote
Get a flat belly with this One Other Thing
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Get a flat belly with this One Other Thing
The hair splitting purity arguments between liberals in the comments here make those of us outside of the US lose our fucking minds
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
Gavin Newsom is a presidential frontrunner in part because he not only talked the talk about fighting Trump, but came up with and executed a plan to actually do it. Other Democrats should take note. Words and stern letters ain’t sufficient.
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
The hair splitting purity arguments between liberals in the comments here make those of us outside of the US lose our fucking minds
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
It's like watching a trolley bus problem where all the Dems on board fight over which of five diverging tracks will be the purest liberal path directly back to Trump
Minnesotans sound more Canadian than Canadians do
the wildest thing is right-wingers acting like minnesotans in videos must be outside agitators when we can all hear their accents. i don't think i could do that accent convincingly if i spent a year practicing. and neither would i wish to. have you heard that shit? craziest american accent
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Minnesotans sound more Canadian than Canadians do
Katie what was it like when Stephen transitioned you into a vampire
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Katie what was it like when Stephen transitioned you into a vampire
Guarantee they're using image search with Palantir to ID illegal immigrants. Also guarantee that there are a ton of errors, and that agents will trust in the app over any real ID you show them. For that same reason they will refuse to look at or keep your ID because that eliminates probable cause
The people wearing masks are scanning your face to capture your identity.
January 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Guarantee they're using image search with Palantir to ID illegal immigrants. Also guarantee that there are a ton of errors, and that agents will trust in the app over any real ID you show them. For that same reason they will refuse to look at or keep your ID because that eliminates probable cause
Guaranteed that at some point, someone will draw the short straw and explain Mercator maps to him, and it will drive him into an embarrassed rage. He will blame Greenland for misleading everybody on how big they were, *no one* knew they were only the size of Texas. Bombs and/or tariffs will follow
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Guaranteed that at some point, someone will draw the short straw and explain Mercator maps to him, and it will drive him into an embarrassed rage. He will blame Greenland for misleading everybody on how big they were, *no one* knew they were only the size of Texas. Bombs and/or tariffs will follow
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Me auditioning for the lead in the Scott Adams biopic:
<repeated armpit fart noises>
<repeated armpit fart noises>
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Me auditioning for the lead in the Scott Adams biopic:
<repeated armpit fart noises>
<repeated armpit fart noises>
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Maybe Scott Adams will be the start of a trifecta
Gonna think on some names. Try to manifest.
Gonna think on some names. Try to manifest.
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Maybe Scott Adams will be the start of a trifecta
Gonna think on some names. Try to manifest.
Gonna think on some names. Try to manifest.
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Somewhere in a lab, Huggies has the perfect diaper. Every innovation possible resides in this diaper. Velcro, elastic, saturation gel, all of it. Every few months, they add one of the features and market it as New & Improved, but also quietly take one away. We'll never be able to buy Maximum Diaper.
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Somewhere in a lab, Huggies has the perfect diaper. Every innovation possible resides in this diaper. Velcro, elastic, saturation gel, all of it. Every few months, they add one of the features and market it as New & Improved, but also quietly take one away. We'll never be able to buy Maximum Diaper.
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Absolutely wrong. Incredibly wrong. Astoundingly wrong. Americans will die in Greenland if America invades. 100%. Maybe not a lot, and Denmark & NATO won't fight till the end for a victory they can't win, but Americans will absolutely fucking die, NATO will be in tatters, & the US will be alone.
If Trump invades Greenland, the Europeans won't fight back, Republicans will defend it, Democrats will issue statements, there will be protests, and most Americans will disapprove of it enough to earn Democrats a bit more of the vote in November. Then on to the next thing.
More than an attempted coup, where a mob tried to seize Congress on live television did? There's not going to be an implosion about anything. It's either a slow slide towards oblivion where everything gets incrementally worse as people try to live normally, or a slow grind in the opposite direction.
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Absolutely wrong. Incredibly wrong. Astoundingly wrong. Americans will die in Greenland if America invades. 100%. Maybe not a lot, and Denmark & NATO won't fight till the end for a victory they can't win, but Americans will absolutely fucking die, NATO will be in tatters, & the US will be alone.
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My neighbor's kid has a treehouse that's perfect for my Neighborhood Watch patrols, so I'm going to take it. If his dad objects, I'll beat the crap out of him. If the other neighbors come to his defense, I'll beat them up too. I'll beat up the entire Neighborhood Watch if I have to, to ensure safety
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
My neighbor's kid has a treehouse that's perfect for my Neighborhood Watch patrols, so I'm going to take it. If his dad objects, I'll beat the crap out of him. If the other neighbors come to his defense, I'll beat them up too. I'll beat up the entire Neighborhood Watch if I have to, to ensure safety
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The kingdom that gifted Trump a plane is now helping him smuggle stolen oil money out of the United States, like he's Ferdinand fucking Marcos
This is Putin grade gangsterism
What a tin pot shit hole country
FFS America: SNAP OUT OF IT
This is Putin grade gangsterism
What a tin pot shit hole country
FFS America: SNAP OUT OF IT
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
The kingdom that gifted Trump a plane is now helping him smuggle stolen oil money out of the United States, like he's Ferdinand fucking Marcos
This is Putin grade gangsterism
What a tin pot shit hole country
FFS America: SNAP OUT OF IT
This is Putin grade gangsterism
What a tin pot shit hole country
FFS America: SNAP OUT OF IT