Free Agent Fly On The Wall
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
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A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started Refugee from the Incellionaire's site RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
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flyonsomewall.bsky.social
The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
"A second load has hit the trousers"
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
BREAKING: Trump directs airstrikes on Oslo daycares in campaign to make Nobel committee reconsider Peace Prize
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
If I saw this video in a TSA lineup right now I would fucking LOSE IT
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Why are we not seeing any leaked video from inside ICE detention centers?

Why are we learning nothing about whether the unidentified badgeless men in masks are actually all sworn agents and not mercenary contractors?

Why is there no coverage about where all the ICE money is going?
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Legal action, yes

But also, Dem Governors should be fighting back economically. Boycott the states like TX that are sending their National Gaurd into states that don't want them. Blue Dem Govs and mayors should be striking TX based companies off their state's approved vendors and procurement lists!
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niedermeyer.online
what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?
rollingstone.com
“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Snowman montage felt like the only unique piece that genuinely earned laughter

The rest was OK. I don't think my standards for good stupid humor went up, but that everybody else's standards maybe fell

I felt the same way about Silo and Paradise on TV, which also got praise I didn't understand
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
following the baby on IG pretty boring ngl
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flyonsomewall.bsky.social
This whole apparent backlash against Jay & Bluesky for some vague reason has cemented this platform's value for me. On other sites, the algorithm would've fed me a scroll of whatevers-been-going-on but here I feel like the neighbors have been arguing about something I really don't need to know about
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
People of Illinois: boycott Texas

Boycott companies based in Texas, and don't travel there

@govpritzker.illinois.gov sign an EO kicking TX based companies off the state approved vendors list

Dem governors -- show solidarity, do the same. Economically boycott Texas. Make this hurt.
raders.bsky.social
Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)

Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Lol

What an investment! Pumping all your money to help a company pay off penalties for gratuitous offenses, as opposed to scaling and growing
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
If Donald Trump outlives Dolly Parton I swear to God I'm going thermonuclear
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
I regret to inform you that Carney and the rest of his country, and the world, knows that his sucking up act is only intended to fool one person. The rest of the world is laughing its ass off at America, and how easy it is to play your president.
atrupar.com
"You are a transformative president" -- I regret to inform you that Mark Carney is kissing Trump's ass
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Shh. No. Let the women keep their 5 years of peace
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flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Blue state governors are all going to lead boycotts against states that send their national guards across state lines at Trump's request, right?

Pritzker, Newsom, Walz...they're going to kick Texas companies off their approved vendors lists, lead statewide boycotts against TX based companies right?
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
Blue state governors are all going to lead boycotts against states that send their national guards across state lines at Trump's request, right?

Pritzker, Newsom, Walz...they're going to kick Texas companies off their approved vendors lists, lead statewide boycotts against TX based companies right?
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
This whole apparent backlash against Jay & Bluesky for some vague reason has cemented this platform's value for me. On other sites, the algorithm would've fed me a scroll of whatevers-been-going-on but here I feel like the neighbors have been arguing about something I really don't need to know about
flyonsomewall.bsky.social
lol so many of you people have your panties in such a freaking twist over @jay.bsky.team and her posts, which are all pretty innocuous

It's like you're addicted to social media revolt. You're just impatient for an excuse to ditch

This isn't X or Threads. Jay isn't Elon or Mark. Chill ffs.