Free Agent Fly On The Wall
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Pinned
The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable
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The life of the average ice agent
Also the 50k bonus is in itself a grift, as it doesn't pay out until 5 years of service at which point it's likely ICE won't even exist anymore but these dumbasses cannot read.
Also the 50k bonus is in itself a grift, as it doesn't pay out until 5 years of service at which point it's likely ICE won't even exist anymore but these dumbasses cannot read.
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
The life of the average ice agent
Also the 50k bonus is in itself a grift, as it doesn't pay out until 5 years of service at which point it's likely ICE won't even exist anymore but these dumbasses cannot read.
Also the 50k bonus is in itself a grift, as it doesn't pay out until 5 years of service at which point it's likely ICE won't even exist anymore but these dumbasses cannot read.
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Does anyone ever get sad about not being able to know what happens in future history after you're dead? No? Just me?
January 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Does anyone ever get sad about not being able to know what happens in future history after you're dead? No? Just me?
"He'll never actually invade Greenland," said the same people who said the same shit about every other stupid thing that ended up actually being done by the man their country willfully elected TWICE
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
"He'll never actually invade Greenland," said the same people who said the same shit about every other stupid thing that ended up actually being done by the man their country willfully elected TWICE
Get ready for Freedom Salad, and Patriot Beans
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Get ready for Freedom Salad, and Patriot Beans
In a couple hundred years, the contemporary musical based on Greenland's secession from the Mad King's American Empire will be a HUGE hit in Ruuk
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
In a couple hundred years, the contemporary musical based on Greenland's secession from the Mad King's American Empire will be a HUGE hit in Ruuk
It is absolutely *insane* that in about a week Hannity could be on Fox News with chyrons like "US LAUNCHES HEROIC BOMBARDMENT IN RESPONSE TO DANISH TROOPS SHOOTING BACK", and Congressional Republicans could be in the commissary renaming green salad and green beans
Freedom Salad! Patriot Beans!
Freedom Salad! Patriot Beans!
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
It is absolutely *insane* that in about a week Hannity could be on Fox News with chyrons like "US LAUNCHES HEROIC BOMBARDMENT IN RESPONSE TO DANISH TROOPS SHOOTING BACK", and Congressional Republicans could be in the commissary renaming green salad and green beans
Freedom Salad! Patriot Beans!
Freedom Salad! Patriot Beans!
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BANNON | SENTIENT METH TUB SLUDGE
2028
2028
Dude who helped organize all-out attack on our democracy and refused to talk to Congress about it, and helped Epstein even after what he did was known. thinks he can be president. 🇺🇸 🤷🏼
USA!
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USA!
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January 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
BANNON | SENTIENT METH TUB SLUDGE
2028
2028
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perfect
and his only reaction would be "you see - people can't stop talking about me"
and his only reaction would be "you see - people can't stop talking about me"
January 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
perfect
and his only reaction would be "you see - people can't stop talking about me"
and his only reaction would be "you see - people can't stop talking about me"
Abolish ICE, yes, but what will we do with all the Vichy cops?
January 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Abolish ICE, yes, but what will we do with all the Vichy cops?
Trump will try to issue a BS exec order declaring some kind of emergency that suspends the requirement for ICE to produce a judicial warrant before entering a private residence. Won't matter that it's illegal, the courts won't be able to react fast enough. That'll be the tipping point. Brace for it
January 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Trump will try to issue a BS exec order declaring some kind of emergency that suspends the requirement for ICE to produce a judicial warrant before entering a private residence. Won't matter that it's illegal, the courts won't be able to react fast enough. That'll be the tipping point. Brace for it
So a non-zero amount of the 3.5% GDP budget that Trump bullied NATO countries into committing to are right now being allocated towards hypothetical scenario planning and bullet purchases intended to drain the blood of American sons, if Trump decides he wants to invade Greenland and test Article 5.
January 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
So a non-zero amount of the 3.5% GDP budget that Trump bullied NATO countries into committing to are right now being allocated towards hypothetical scenario planning and bullet purchases intended to drain the blood of American sons, if Trump decides he wants to invade Greenland and test Article 5.
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"If only there was a way to do something about this," said the people from the only country that could do something about it
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"If only there was a way to do something about this," said the people from the only country that could do something about it
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Someone just tell him this is Greenland
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Someone just tell him this is Greenland
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BREAKING NEWS, MAY 3, 2026: Newly ordained Antipope declares all neo-bro-Catholics permitted to divorce, marry Erika Kirk for 25 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
BREAKING NEWS, MAY 3, 2026: Newly ordained Antipope declares all neo-bro-Catholics permitted to divorce, marry Erika Kirk for 25 minutes
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"Slogans you are likely to read on both American civil liberty and Canadian municipal snow removal organization flyers"
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"Slogans you are likely to read on both American civil liberty and Canadian municipal snow removal organization flyers"
"Slogans you are likely to read on both American civil liberty and Canadian municipal snow removal organization flyers"
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"Slogans you are likely to read on both American civil liberty and Canadian municipal snow removal organization flyers"
BREAKING NEWS, MAY 3, 2026: Newly ordained Antipope declares all neo-bro-Catholics permitted to divorce, marry Erika Kirk for 25 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
BREAKING NEWS, MAY 3, 2026: Newly ordained Antipope declares all neo-bro-Catholics permitted to divorce, marry Erika Kirk for 25 minutes
God, the right is weird
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
God, the right is weird
Someone just tell him this is Greenland
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Someone just tell him this is Greenland
"If only there was a way to do something about this," said the people from the only country that could do something about it
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"If only there was a way to do something about this," said the people from the only country that could do something about it
We can't shame this administration & its stormtroops into not being fascists. We can however make those that provide goods and services to these fascists feel shame and anxiety for supporting them. Make the ICE service supply chain & it's employees feel like they're being painted with the same brush
Hotels should not provide aid and shelter to domestic terrorist groups like ICE.
Citizens have broken into a Minneapolis hotel and began wrecking the lobby.
Citizens have broken into a Minneapolis hotel and began wrecking the lobby.
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
We can't shame this administration & its stormtroops into not being fascists. We can however make those that provide goods and services to these fascists feel shame and anxiety for supporting them. Make the ICE service supply chain & it's employees feel like they're being painted with the same brush
The delusion of American exceptionalism is pathological. Americans truly see the world as a planet full of people begging to join a shit hole country with rampant racism, terrible health care, endemic political idiocy, terrible education, Christian chauvinism and out of control gun worship. Really.
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The delusion of American exceptionalism is pathological. Americans truly see the world as a planet full of people begging to join a shit hole country with rampant racism, terrible health care, endemic political idiocy, terrible education, Christian chauvinism and out of control gun worship. Really.