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@326bureauchief.bsky.social
Lawyer. Liberal. Chicagoan. (Northwest Burbs, really.) Blocking and reporting idiots for sport. Not quite ready to sell my soul for three-dollar gas just yet, thanks. Pronouns: dat guy / dat freakin' guy / dat guy's.
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This is the world we live in now.
Also: we found a new way to insult Canadians for no good reason?
Also: we found a new way to insult Canadians for no good reason?
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is the world we live in now.
Also: we found a new way to insult Canadians for no good reason?
Also: we found a new way to insult Canadians for no good reason?
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There’s also a very good chance he just sprained several muscles in his ankle from jamming his foot into the ground that hard.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
There’s also a very good chance he just sprained several muscles in his ankle from jamming his foot into the ground that hard.
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The second is his eyes - he’s looking up, which brings his shoulders back, which compounds the initial problem from lunging.
All body weight is backwards, which means he’s going to make contact with the ground WAY before he makes contact with the ball, due to The Inevitable Reality of Physics.
All body weight is backwards, which means he’s going to make contact with the ground WAY before he makes contact with the ball, due to The Inevitable Reality of Physics.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The second is his eyes - he’s looking up, which brings his shoulders back, which compounds the initial problem from lunging.
All body weight is backwards, which means he’s going to make contact with the ground WAY before he makes contact with the ball, due to The Inevitable Reality of Physics.
All body weight is backwards, which means he’s going to make contact with the ground WAY before he makes contact with the ball, due to The Inevitable Reality of Physics.
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After watching the film, there are two main problems here.
The first is his approach - you need to cover half the distance to the ball after your jab step so that way your body weight is forward through the motion and you aren’t lunging at the plant spot.
The first is his approach - you need to cover half the distance to the ball after your jab step so that way your body weight is forward through the motion and you aren’t lunging at the plant spot.
Ok @chriswarcraft.bsky.social what went wrong here 🤣🤣
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
After watching the film, there are two main problems here.
The first is his approach - you need to cover half the distance to the ball after your jab step so that way your body weight is forward through the motion and you aren’t lunging at the plant spot.
The first is his approach - you need to cover half the distance to the ball after your jab step so that way your body weight is forward through the motion and you aren’t lunging at the plant spot.
Annnnnd scene.
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Annnnnd scene.
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if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation
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The arc of the moral universe just needs a minute.
The arc of the moral universe is rocking back and forth in the bathtub.
The arc of the moral universe is out of ideas.
The arc of the moral universe wants you to please wait. Your call is important to it.
The arc of the moral universe is out of ideas.
The arc of the moral universe wants you to please wait. Your call is important to it.
Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
“The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.” — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. - - -The arc of the moral universe is feeling ...
buff.ly
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The arc of the moral universe just needs a minute.
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This can not possibly be the same franchise from a year ago.
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This can not possibly be the same franchise from a year ago.
I think Mark Kelly is fully off the bench. He's all in now.
Has to be.
Right?
Has to be.
Right?
Mark Kelly says Pete Hegseth's reported double tap strike on a boat "seems to" be a war crime, and adds, "if what has been reported is accurate, I've got serious concerns about anybody in that chain of command stepping over a line that they should never step over. We are not Russia. We are not Iraq"
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I think Mark Kelly is fully off the bench. He's all in now.
Has to be.
Right?
Has to be.
Right?
I haven't heard Ed Markey's name taken in vain in a bit. Glad to see him on the field on this one.
66 to go.
66 to go.
Pete Hegseth is a war criminal and should be fired immediately.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I haven't heard Ed Markey's name taken in vain in a bit. Glad to see him on the field on this one.
66 to go.
66 to go.
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Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
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Minnesota finishes the season a perfect 7-0 at home and 0-5 in the road.
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Minnesota finishes the season a perfect 7-0 at home and 0-5 in the road.
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Props to the protestors who the New York Times credits for foiling ICE’s intended raid in Chinatown earlier today.
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
Several Arrested as Protesters Block Federal Agents in Manhattan Garage
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Props to the protestors who the New York Times credits for foiling ICE’s intended raid in Chinatown earlier today.
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
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I've always had a voice of impending doom in my head, but it has never made this compelling a case until now.
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I've always had a voice of impending doom in my head, but it has never made this compelling a case until now.
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West Point Plaque reminds the military it must follow the *law* over *orders* that violate the law aka illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
West Point Plaque reminds the military it must follow the *law* over *orders* that violate the law aka illegal orders.
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
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NEW YORK OR NO WHERE
The scene now at Lafayette and Howard, diagonal to the ICE garage which activists remain camped out in front of on both sides of the building.
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
NEW YORK OR NO WHERE
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“There are Minnesota people who don’t eat at Culver’s because it’s a Wisconsin brand,” according to the announcer of this Gopher-Badger game. These people do not exist, you are making up a guy to tell us about.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“There are Minnesota people who don’t eat at Culver’s because it’s a Wisconsin brand,” according to the announcer of this Gopher-Badger game. These people do not exist, you are making up a guy to tell us about.
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DO NOT CLEAN SNOW OFF THE BLEACHERS WITH YOUR TRUMPET
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
DO NOT CLEAN SNOW OFF THE BLEACHERS WITH YOUR TRUMPET
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
There is never a situation where you hafta hand it to Yale, but.... damn.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There is never a situation where you hafta hand it to Yale, but.... damn.
Oh that's fun.
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh that's fun.
Uff da.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Uff da.