Norman Bates
@formalplates.bsky.social
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I complain about movies
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WHCU (Wuthering Heights Cinematic Universe) has more reboots than “Spiderman”
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Apropos, you should watch this movie, seriously (Isabella Rossellini in a supporting role)

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La chimera - Wikipedia
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Mr. President, own the Libs and remove the debt ceiling!
You can do it, sir.
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I’m genuinely (positively) shocked that he signed the bill
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*Record scratch* “Sic est, iste ego sum!"
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Methinks there’s a better way to signal content “endorsement”, just saying
(Buy me a coffee dot com)
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Need a hard copy (as a doorstop)
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Lance was a great and kind guy.
If he called someone an asshole, they probably well deserved it.
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If I can’t get his new book for free (as a doorstop) that would literally kill me
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This looks like one of those medieval paintings of saints, about to be eaten by a bear
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Indistinguishable from an SNL skit

(Won’t be reading comments)
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“Turning Gay” by The Vapors?
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“Come for the Cascoin investment opportunities, stay for the Special Theory of Relativity”
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describe your bluesky account in a single image
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Oh yeah, we’re on the same page
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I mean, we can potentially turn mass into energy ( e equals em c square), but I’m giving the OP way too much credit
Otherwise, yup, can’t make energy out of nothing (at least not until there’s a fundamentally new physics)
Again, way overthinking this.
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Those high-paying grave robber jobs need to come back!!
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“Poultry Factory” = Smuggling operation business in East London
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Lucy, quietly chalking up her fingers before picking the football, in a moment of contemplation…