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“If you raise the price of the fucking hot dog, I will kill you.”

corporate lawyer

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HBTFD/Go ‘Eers
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Celebrating 250 years of democracy by only allowing vassals willing to pay tribute an opportunity to speak to the King.
SCOOP: Freedom 250 — the group launched by Trump to oversee projects including the @UFC fight on the WH lawn & his arch overlooking DC — is offering access to him for donors who give $1M.

For $2.5M, donors are being offered the chance to speak at the national July 4 celebration. 🎁🔗
For $1 Million, Donors to U.S.A. Birthday Group Offered Access to Trump
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
*the aristocrats voice*: the falcons!
Atlanta Falcons rookie James Pearce Jr. was arrested near Miami on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, aggravated stalking and fleeing police after allegedly leading police on a chase before crashing his vehicle, according to arrest records.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
Falcons’ top pick James Pearce Jr. arrested on battery charges after alleged police chase
Pearce recently appeared in San Francisco on Thursday to attend the pre-Super Bowl NFL Honors.
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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There was an anti-ICE rally yesterday adjacent to Home Depot's corporate HQ in Cobb County (the Cumberland/Vinings area). #ICE #Immigration

I'm working up an article on it, but here's one of my photos
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
gonna be wild when everyone who claims they're going to watch the dorkass TPUSA halftime show has opinions about the real halftime show they clam they didn't watch.
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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I see this take a lot and it’s just absolutely not true. Dems lost the South because of fuckin racism.
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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#$HIMS suddenly discovers the meaning of FAFO in a highly regulated market. If you are operating in a gray area, you can only get so big or push the boundaries so far before regulators act.
February 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
We’ll get drafts to you in the next day or two.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Do you have a memory dump, logs, or at least repro instructions?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Tell me about your symptoms and when did they begin.”
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
That’s what Guantanamo is for.
Even under a best case scenario — Dems take the WH in 2028, ICE and BP are abolished or rebuilt from scratch — we’re still going to have thousands of angry, unemployed, well-armed, MAGA loyalist former immigration cops who have been told for 3-4 years that they’re above the law.
February 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It's good that Vance was booed at the ceremony but if that's your "favorite winter olympic moment ever" then you are a joyless weirdo.
February 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Epstein class has legs
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Impeachable if we had a single Republican with a spine
NYT confirming MS NOW reporting:

Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.

Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
yall just keep answering with things already run by/featuring a bunch of fuckin muppets
February 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Flying to Italy with a plane load of Froot Loops and Peter Pan peanut butter.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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tfw you leave Plato’s cave

awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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I guess they’re not fans of Ilan Wurman.
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Another new provision prohibits the use of any photo ID cards 'provided by an educational institution.'

Valid ID's to vote would include state-issued driver's licenses and ID cards, US passport, military ID, and tribal ID - but nothing from colleges or universities. 3/
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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When more than 300 judges around the country say something is illegal, and then two 5th circuit judges decide the opposite, I don't think you can call what these two are doing "judging."
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM