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“If you raise the price of the fucking hot dog, I will kill you.”

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The DoorDash commercial with 50 Cent was an absolute masterpiece 😂
50 Cent DoorDash Super Bowl commercial
YouTube video by Jeff Skversky
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Super Bowl halftime show has 13.6mm views on YouTube already.
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
"to its own consumers" lol the NFL doesn't consider you or people like you its target audience or think of people like you as one of its consumers. and it doesn't have to because you're a meaningless, valueless cohort.
The softest people.
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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The softest people.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
every person whose finger has touched this must spend the rest of their lives in prison. every business that receives a penny in connection with this must have its assets seized and be dissolved.
The government says the people being deported are violent criminals, and they treat them inhumanely. But mostly they are subjecting ordinary people to extraordinary punishments.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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They're trying to encourage disease to spread throughout the camps and starve people what the fuck does that sound like to you. Seriously if you are still on the incremental bullshit you're supporting more of this. It's evil to do this shit but it's also evil to ignore it
The government says the people being deported are violent criminals, and they treat them inhumanely. But mostly they are subjecting ordinary people to extraordinary punishments.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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if you wanna cry go search up the videos of people from smaller latin american countries crying that they saw their flags on the super bowl, it’s so fucking awesome what he was able to do last night.
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Nightmare blunt rotation

AI, Salesforce, Slack, Mr Beast
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
@ajbauer.bsky.social I deleted my reply since it looks like things were going to get dumb fast. FWIW this was my response to that guy.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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So ICE is forging people’s signatures to say that they agreed to be deported and then holding them hostage if their lawyers appeal their cases

www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I'm convinced Pollack has some kinda dark skeleton in his closet we're all gonna find out about in another decade or so.
sure, all right man
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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sure, all right man
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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The dull-minded fucks who are running things these days are not normal. They're not a majority. They're fucking weirdos & freaks, scared of their own shadows. Humans are creative, cooperative, & curious, they like novelty & diversity, they like movement & evolution & *life*. Fuck this death cult.
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 AM
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Reactionaries can't create good art because the fear-based us-v-them, inside-v-outside binary overrides everything else so their only aesthetic criteria is "is this familiar, does this show me things I know, repeat things I've heard. Is this Us." Reactionary art is just a parade of Familiar Things.
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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Watched the halftime show. I guess where I fundamentally depart from MAGA is that, when I see something like this, celebrating a culture that's not quite mine, with some references I don't get, something that's not For Me ... I *like* it. I like seeing inside other worlds. Why wouldn't you?
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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Well, good thing Tulsi’s a one-off, I’m sure Bernie is otherwise an excellent judge of char—

[focuses on earpiece]

—sorry, something’s coming in about David Sirota—

[back to the earpiece]

—Briahna Joy—

[once more]

—Chakrabarti—
Always remember that Tulsi Gabbard wouldn't have been so close to power without Bernie Sanders propping her up.
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
What a moment.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM