Life: hey, buddy, remember this application you sent because you thought you'd be good enough that they'll even consider you. And the essay you thought was decent. Here's the rejection letter that says you were not good enough, and your essay was shit.
Life: hey, buddy, remember this application you sent because you thought you'd be good enough that they'll even consider you. And the essay you thought was decent. Here's the rejection letter that says you were not good enough, and your essay was shit.
Also me: oh "15 ideas that terrify scientists", that sounds like a fun watch.
Also me: oh "15 ideas that terrify scientists", that sounds like a fun watch.
(Would mean a lot of if you read it).
open.substack.com/pub/whoviana...
(Would mean a lot of if you read it).
open.substack.com/pub/whoviana...
Ayer peleé con el diablo, que dicen que es muy bravo
Le pegué una machetera que yo me quedé asombrado
Le tiré el carriel pa'trás y el poncho me lo cantié
Y, del primer machetazo, la cola se la boté 🎶🎶🎶
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong, it's not a new method
Inhale
Exhale 🎶
Ayer peleé con el diablo, que dicen que es muy bravo
Le pegué una machetera que yo me quedé asombrado
Le tiré el carriel pa'trás y el poncho me lo cantié
Y, del primer machetazo, la cola se la boté 🎶🎶🎶
Y otro diablo lo sacó
Y otro diablo que pasaba
Dijo: "qué diablos pasó?"
El diablito engarrotado dijo:
Qué voy a saber
A lo mejor fue la diabla
La diabla de mi mujer
La diabla que estaba oyendo
Pegó el grito: yo no fui 🎶🎶🎶
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong, it's not a new method
Inhale
Exhale 🎶
Y otro diablo lo sacó
Y otro diablo que pasaba
Dijo: "qué diablos pasó?"
El diablito engarrotado dijo:
Qué voy a saber
A lo mejor fue la diabla
La diabla de mi mujer
La diabla que estaba oyendo
Pegó el grito: yo no fui 🎶🎶🎶
(In my "mediocre at best" musician outfit).
(In my "mediocre at best" musician outfit).