Stacie Rosenzweig
@ethicking.com
Lawyer in MKE. Licensed WI/IL. #ethicking, licensing law, politics/elections, WeirdLaw, pie. She/her. Posts are personal, not legal advice, maybe attorney advertising.
This is a big difference between a lot of MAGA and a lot of normie Dems--we may be shocked/sad etc. if our favorites are in the files in bad ways, but most of us would welcome their outing and downfall after that
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This is a big difference between a lot of MAGA and a lot of normie Dems--we may be shocked/sad etc. if our favorites are in the files in bad ways, but most of us would welcome their outing and downfall after that
Once again, person I ran into in an out-of-town courthouse who knew who I was
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh-0...
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I Don't Know Who You Are by Garfunkel and Oates
YouTube video by Garfunkel And Oates
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November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Once again, person I ran into in an out-of-town courthouse who knew who I was
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh-0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh-0...
Hotel thermostats operate in one mode and one mode only, no matter the chain or price of the room:
X degrees = freezing
X+1 degrees = roasting
And X could be anything, and that varies from room to room
X degrees = freezing
X+1 degrees = roasting
And X could be anything, and that varies from room to room
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hotel thermostats operate in one mode and one mode only, no matter the chain or price of the room:
X degrees = freezing
X+1 degrees = roasting
And X could be anything, and that varies from room to room
X degrees = freezing
X+1 degrees = roasting
And X could be anything, and that varies from room to room
Me: finds 80s/90s rock/metal station on radio, turns up "Youth Gone Wild" by Skid Row, screams along with it
Me: Resumes driving to hotel for depositions tomorrow
Me: Became a caricature some time ago
Me: Resumes driving to hotel for depositions tomorrow
Me: Became a caricature some time ago
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me: finds 80s/90s rock/metal station on radio, turns up "Youth Gone Wild" by Skid Row, screams along with it
Me: Resumes driving to hotel for depositions tomorrow
Me: Became a caricature some time ago
Me: Resumes driving to hotel for depositions tomorrow
Me: Became a caricature some time ago
Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipshitz
Read type print earworm depo prep eff this
Read type print earworm depo prep eff this
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipshitz
Read type print earworm depo prep eff this
Read type print earworm depo prep eff this
So apparently I was pardoned this week for my work on the 2020 election. Were you?
The language of this pardon is extremely broad.
It includes “all United States citizens for conduct relating to the advice, creation, organization, execution, submission, support, voting, activities, participation in, or advocacy for or of any slate or proposed slate of Presidential
electors…”
It includes “all United States citizens for conduct relating to the advice, creation, organization, execution, submission, support, voting, activities, participation in, or advocacy for or of any slate or proposed slate of Presidential
electors…”
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
So apparently I was pardoned this week for my work on the 2020 election. Were you?
It's 2025 and there are still hair places that charge more for women versus men (as opposed to charging based on complexity of the cut and/or experience of the stylist)
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's 2025 and there are still hair places that charge more for women versus men (as opposed to charging based on complexity of the cut and/or experience of the stylist)
My teen has a very lyrical way with words
I mean, today, it is more like "So What" by the Anti-Nowhere League than anything else but it is lyrical
I mean, today, it is more like "So What" by the Anti-Nowhere League than anything else but it is lyrical
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My teen has a very lyrical way with words
I mean, today, it is more like "So What" by the Anti-Nowhere League than anything else but it is lyrical
I mean, today, it is more like "So What" by the Anti-Nowhere League than anything else but it is lyrical
"Why is this addressed just to frat boy?" -- a friend of mine, upon seeing a SCOTUS filing with my name on it in 2020
Justice KBJ is a brilliant strategist. She is working the rules to compel timely review of the stay in the SNAP case by both the Circuit Court and by the Supreme Court. This is why knowing which SCOTUS justice has supervision of the Circuit you file in is essential.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Why is this addressed just to frat boy?" -- a friend of mine, upon seeing a SCOTUS filing with my name on it in 2020
Election Lawyer Barbie, reporting for duty
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Election Lawyer Barbie, reporting for duty
Spotted at my local grocery store (which serves a primarily Hispanic/Latino clientele).
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Spotted at my local grocery store (which serves a primarily Hispanic/Latino clientele).
LawSky folks who travel on clients' dimes (and whose agreements are silent on such things), how do you choose a hotel?
1) Cheapest, non-sketchy
2) Cheapest, sketchy
3) Mid-range business hotel
4) Classy hotel
5) Chain where you have status
6) AirBnb
7) Actual BnB
Something else?
1) Cheapest, non-sketchy
2) Cheapest, sketchy
3) Mid-range business hotel
4) Classy hotel
5) Chain where you have status
6) AirBnb
7) Actual BnB
Something else?
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
LawSky folks who travel on clients' dimes (and whose agreements are silent on such things), how do you choose a hotel?
1) Cheapest, non-sketchy
2) Cheapest, sketchy
3) Mid-range business hotel
4) Classy hotel
5) Chain where you have status
6) AirBnb
7) Actual BnB
Something else?
1) Cheapest, non-sketchy
2) Cheapest, sketchy
3) Mid-range business hotel
4) Classy hotel
5) Chain where you have status
6) AirBnb
7) Actual BnB
Something else?
13, it lasted two weeks, he broke up with me, I was devastated.
6. How old were you when you had your first relationship?
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
13, it lasted two weeks, he broke up with me, I was devastated.
"I don't know if it's possible for relationships to last long-term without conflict and argument, but people in successful relationships don’t focus on winning the argument—they focus on resolving the conflict, and that’s different." -- I don't know if this is *the* best, but it came from 15.
8. What's the best relationship advice you have ever heard?
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"I don't know if it's possible for relationships to last long-term without conflict and argument, but people in successful relationships don’t focus on winning the argument—they focus on resolving the conflict, and that’s different." -- I don't know if this is *the* best, but it came from 15.
Referee: "Can the court reporter read Attorney Rosenzweig's question back?"
Reporter: reads back question
Me: "Well that was the single worst question I have ever asked, I will withdraw it and move to strike and salt the earth and forget it ever existed"
Reporter: reads back question
Me: "Well that was the single worst question I have ever asked, I will withdraw it and move to strike and salt the earth and forget it ever existed"
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Referee: "Can the court reporter read Attorney Rosenzweig's question back?"
Reporter: reads back question
Me: "Well that was the single worst question I have ever asked, I will withdraw it and move to strike and salt the earth and forget it ever existed"
Reporter: reads back question
Me: "Well that was the single worst question I have ever asked, I will withdraw it and move to strike and salt the earth and forget it ever existed"
And here is one dumb thing: If you are driving a car, you ALSO want transit to run better and be safer because that gets more cars off the road and you have fewer of them to deal with
When you’re riding public transit you realize that what’s good for everybody is also good for you. If the bus runs faster, if the train is cleaner, if the AC works, we all benefit
when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy
when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy
The Times parsed the vote using similar categories and again found that the single most determinative factor economic-like factor in the election was "commute by transit" vs "commute by car." It edged out renters vs. homeowners. There's still outstanding data but I expect these trends will hold.
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
And here is one dumb thing: If you are driving a car, you ALSO want transit to run better and be safer because that gets more cars off the road and you have fewer of them to deal with
You don’t have to like Mamdani but JFC the “if you’re a Jewish person in New York and can’t make Aliyah I have a spare bedroom in Corvallis you can stay in” spam is a lot
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You don’t have to like Mamdani but JFC the “if you’re a Jewish person in New York and can’t make Aliyah I have a spare bedroom in Corvallis you can stay in” spam is a lot
People like to be heard rather than yelled at, go figure
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
People like to be heard rather than yelled at, go figure
There is absolutely no reason that a congressman from Maryland should have to weigh in one way or the other about a mayor race in a different state, but at the same time...in a world of Chucks be like Jamie.
Important to compare and contrast the behavior of a Schumer with that of a Raskin— another Jewish Democrat who is obviously quite pro Israel but who has, interestingly, not made his support of other members of the party contingent upon them internalizing his particular preferences.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
There is absolutely no reason that a congressman from Maryland should have to weigh in one way or the other about a mayor race in a different state, but at the same time...in a world of Chucks be like Jamie.
Was the officer a patrol officer?
If so, would that make this...mustard on the beat?
If so, would that make this...mustard on the beat?
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Was the officer a patrol officer?
If so, would that make this...mustard on the beat?
If so, would that make this...mustard on the beat?
It is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November and I have a day long hearing scheduled and it is so weird
(WI has no elections today)
(WI has no elections today)
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November and I have a day long hearing scheduled and it is so weird
(WI has no elections today)
(WI has no elections today)