Stacie Rosenzweig
@ethicking.com
Lawyer in MKE. Licensed WI/IL. #ethicking, licensing law, politics/elections, WeirdLaw, pie. She/her. Posts are personal, not legal advice, maybe attorney advertising.
"Oh sorry about that, my mouse cord was caught in my phone cord and the receiver went flying into my trash can" -- things are going well today
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"Oh sorry about that, my mouse cord was caught in my phone cord and the receiver went flying into my trash can" -- things are going well today
There is nervous, and there is 15-year-old boy wanting to do right for/surprise his girlfriend for Valentines Day at school nervous
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
There is nervous, and there is 15-year-old boy wanting to do right for/surprise his girlfriend for Valentines Day at school nervous
Well, this is quite possibly the dumbest thrust upon conflict in the history of the universe
(sorry for vaguebooking, probably can’t say more, but rest assured it is very, very dumb)
(sorry for vaguebooking, probably can’t say more, but rest assured it is very, very dumb)
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Well, this is quite possibly the dumbest thrust upon conflict in the history of the universe
(sorry for vaguebooking, probably can’t say more, but rest assured it is very, very dumb)
(sorry for vaguebooking, probably can’t say more, but rest assured it is very, very dumb)
Probably Jalen Brunson now, but for a long time (and this is definitely an age tesst) it was Ron Goldman
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Probably Jalen Brunson now, but for a long time (and this is definitely an age tesst) it was Ron Goldman
will everyone stop having emergencies today kthx
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
will everyone stop having emergencies today kthx
So if people were mad about Kendrick Lamar in 2025 and are madder about Bad Bunny in 2026 who should do the halftime show in 2027 to ensure they're the maddest?
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
So if people were mad about Kendrick Lamar in 2025 and are madder about Bad Bunny in 2026 who should do the halftime show in 2027 to ensure they're the maddest?
@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online this is too easy
Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online this is too easy
50% off Cheetos at grocery store = chips and related snacks are on sale
50% off Cheetos and only Cheetos at counter in front of airport Minute Lounge = what the fuck
50% off Cheetos and only Cheetos at counter in front of airport Minute Lounge = what the fuck
February 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
50% off Cheetos at grocery store = chips and related snacks are on sale
50% off Cheetos and only Cheetos at counter in front of airport Minute Lounge = what the fuck
50% off Cheetos and only Cheetos at counter in front of airport Minute Lounge = what the fuck
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Whether that would be legal and whether that would be wise are two different questions."
"The ideal number of times for your client to have seen your penis is zero."
"Whether that would be legal and whether that would be wise are two different questions."
"The ideal number of times for your client to have seen your penis is zero."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yes, I will write you a letter of recommendation."
"Yes, I will write you a letter of recommendation."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Where are your citations?"
"Where are your citations?"
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Whether that would be legal and whether that would be wise are two different questions."
"The ideal number of times for your client to have seen your penis is zero."
"Whether that would be legal and whether that would be wise are two different questions."
"The ideal number of times for your client to have seen your penis is zero."
One of my friends at this conference lives in the DC area and she says she‘s basically seen National Guard people exit cars in a big cloud of weed and then get on the subway and that’s about it
"The deployment is on track to exceed $600 million at the one-year mark, in August.
“Despite that significant investment of taxpayer dollars, the National Guard has been unable to identify any measurable public safety outcomes attributable to their presence...”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
“Despite that significant investment of taxpayer dollars, the National Guard has been unable to identify any measurable public safety outcomes attributable to their presence...”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Democrats criticize cost of National Guard deployment in D.C. and its results in new report
The Trump administration deployed National Guard members in August. More than 2,000 are still in Washington.
www.nbcnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
One of my friends at this conference lives in the DC area and she says she‘s basically seen National Guard people exit cars in a big cloud of weed and then get on the subway and that’s about it
I probably do have 44 ingredients on hand that can go into Asian food, but most of them can go into other foods too and the ones that can’t can either be purchased in tiny quantities or they are very shelf stable.
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I probably do have 44 ingredients on hand that can go into Asian food, but most of them can go into other foods too and the ones that can’t can either be purchased in tiny quantities or they are very shelf stable.
I'm in San Antonio for a conference. Last night, I was walking with a group to dinner, and we walked through an intersection that had hundreds of birds shrieking. It sounded almost electronic.
Two members of our group were from MSP and they immediately thought ICE whistles. They were on guard.
Two members of our group were from MSP and they immediately thought ICE whistles. They were on guard.
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I'm in San Antonio for a conference. Last night, I was walking with a group to dinner, and we walked through an intersection that had hundreds of birds shrieking. It sounded almost electronic.
Two members of our group were from MSP and they immediately thought ICE whistles. They were on guard.
Two members of our group were from MSP and they immediately thought ICE whistles. They were on guard.
Obligatory @danshafer.bsky.social tax
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Obligatory @danshafer.bsky.social tax
It is 2026 and literally nobody wants James Carville’s face in their texts and yet
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It is 2026 and literally nobody wants James Carville’s face in their texts and yet
Law students, I understand the black suit. I own a couple of the black suits. I assure you, you do not all need to wear the black suit to this networking event.
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Law students, I understand the black suit. I own a couple of the black suits. I assure you, you do not all need to wear the black suit to this networking event.
I’ve seen lawyers melt down in court (mostly in transcripts) but this is next level
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I’ve seen lawyers melt down in court (mostly in transcripts) but this is next level
This means there are images showing death, physical abuse, and injury, no?
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from yesterday’s Epstein files release.
WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING???
WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING???
January 31, 2026 at 6:19 PM
This means there are images showing death, physical abuse, and injury, no?
15's school walked out today. He told me that someone in a car leaned halfway out the window and shouted pro-ICE epithets at them and the entire crowd responded even louder
The kids are all right
The kids are all right
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 AM
15's school walked out today. He told me that someone in a car leaned halfway out the window and shouted pro-ICE epithets at them and the entire crowd responded even louder
The kids are all right
The kids are all right
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
Cultural Approaches to Mathematics -- I had to take a math and this was the math I took
Cross-Dressed Gender Bending in Literature and Film -- this was the 1990s and we were ahead of our time (even if the title is dated)
1/
Cultural Approaches to Mathematics -- I had to take a math and this was the math I took
Cross-Dressed Gender Bending in Literature and Film -- this was the 1990s and we were ahead of our time (even if the title is dated)
1/
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
Am Govt—pointed out a lot of things about the cultures of the house and senate. this definitely informs my “what the hell is the senate”
International Political Economy—everyone should take it. You learn how power is money…
Am Govt—pointed out a lot of things about the cultures of the house and senate. this definitely informs my “what the hell is the senate”
International Political Economy—everyone should take it. You learn how power is money…
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
Geography of the developing world
Latin American politics
History of the Mexican Revolution
Urban politics
Various political theory and econ classes
Geography of the developing world
Latin American politics
History of the Mexican Revolution
Urban politics
Various political theory and econ classes
January 31, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
Cultural Approaches to Mathematics -- I had to take a math and this was the math I took
Cross-Dressed Gender Bending in Literature and Film -- this was the 1990s and we were ahead of our time (even if the title is dated)
1/
Cultural Approaches to Mathematics -- I had to take a math and this was the math I took
Cross-Dressed Gender Bending in Literature and Film -- this was the 1990s and we were ahead of our time (even if the title is dated)
1/
I could tell my parents were getting older when they told me that the presentation they just sat through in Hawaii to get a free luau "wasn't for a time share, it was for a fully deeded fractional interest in vacation real estate." (They didn't bite, thankfully.)
This has similar vibes.
This has similar vibes.
DHS is now claiming that the warehouses they are purchasing "will not be warehouses."
Except they are literally warehouses!
Except they are literally warehouses!
January 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I could tell my parents were getting older when they told me that the presentation they just sat through in Hawaii to get a free luau "wasn't for a time share, it was for a fully deeded fractional interest in vacation real estate." (They didn't bite, thankfully.)
This has similar vibes.
This has similar vibes.
I can't fix baseball but maybe I can fix history (if this happened in the early 1990s):
Commissioner George Bush
Commissioner George Bush
Completely fix baseball with three words.
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I can't fix baseball but maybe I can fix history (if this happened in the early 1990s):
Commissioner George Bush
Commissioner George Bush
One of my non-terminally online colleagues just referred to “Kavanaugh stops” and another non-terminally online colleague knew what that meant. Neat.
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
One of my non-terminally online colleagues just referred to “Kavanaugh stops” and another non-terminally online colleague knew what that meant. Neat.
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Sausage
The usual Sausage.
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Sausage
Who are these people?
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Who are these people?
What I want the AI to do: Take this statement of facts I wrote from memory and add the 3000000 needed transcript cites and flag what's not actually in the transcript so I can edit
What the AI does: launches when I don't want it to and freezes my computer
What the AI does: launches when I don't want it to and freezes my computer
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
What I want the AI to do: Take this statement of facts I wrote from memory and add the 3000000 needed transcript cites and flag what's not actually in the transcript so I can edit
What the AI does: launches when I don't want it to and freezes my computer
What the AI does: launches when I don't want it to and freezes my computer