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TerryLeopard
@terryleopard.bsky.social
Software Developer. Cobol dodger. Wildlife and Travel Enthusiast. Non writing author.
Missing my heated front windscreen 😔
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Tomorrow we are having our work Christmas meal.

Then.

Then.

We will be doing team building games.

What a slap in the Christmas face.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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The Labour Government: there to serve the
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I've had a temu advert
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Thought I put up shelves.
Apparently I put up a cat climbing frame
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dangerously foreign Garlic on the BBC food website.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Money.
Ass
Penis.

😐
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Marriage
Beach
Ass

I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The back pocket button of my trousers has somehow got attached into the plastic mesh in the back of my chair and I can't get up.

Send help.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Well that trend is dead then.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Took me three weeks to get a license for some software.
Got it yesterday.
First email today.
Your license has been cancelled.

👌
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Please order a set! I have all sorts for sale
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Christmas is coming up 😏
The hydraulic RC excavator CAT. Heavy metal with massive power
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Can't wait to find out the answer to this.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Ugh
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Heatmaps used to demonstrate things that are actually just heatmaps of population density are annoying as fuck.

I'm looking at you downdetector.

Oh, the most reports are from the four largest cities in the UK.
Really!!!??
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Jesus.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
There is a rhythmic, high pitch beeping, just on the edge of my hearing range, and I'm not happy about it.

Need to find a young person to seek out the source.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
God this is an awful thought.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Physical Asia.

Announcer : The next game will be best two out of three.

Cut to the team: Oh so we have to win two.

Cut to the other team: Ah it's two out of three.

Cut to the interview room: I realised early on that it was important to win two out of three.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Bought some shelves from B and Q, I've put them up and they aren't even straight.

No wonder bricks and mortar shops are dying. Shoddy.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just had an a.i. Robert De Niro telling me on YouTube to stop eating honey because it causes dementia..

Thai isn't the future I was expecting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
McDonalds.
You have qualified for a free burger with your burger.

I literally have no need for this.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I got absolutely licked to oblivion by a very excited pug who was wearing a yellow puffer jacket earlier.

Winning at life.
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me as a BlueSky therapist …
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM