Sean Satori
@seansatori.bsky.social
Government litigator with interests in antitrust, IP, cyberlaw, and privacy. Views = own != legal advice. He/him/y’all. Married to @wheresmyburrito.bsky.social
Every single politician should be making direct statements like this. At every RT opportunity they get.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Every single politician should be making direct statements like this. At every RT opportunity they get.
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41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.
41 minutes of premeditation to commit murder.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
41 minutes of premeditation to commit murder.
I moved the admission of a bunch of new attorneys to the Supreme Court bar this last Tuesday but I am really not proud to be the member of the bar of a court that just makes up shit as it goes based on their political preferences.
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I moved the admission of a bunch of new attorneys to the Supreme Court bar this last Tuesday but I am really not proud to be the member of the bar of a court that just makes up shit as it goes based on their political preferences.
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This isn't a Supreme Court, it's just six Republican operatives imposing law on the rest of us in order to help Trump and MAGA destroy the Constitution and impose authoritarian rule.
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This isn't a Supreme Court, it's just six Republican operatives imposing law on the rest of us in order to help Trump and MAGA destroy the Constitution and impose authoritarian rule.
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December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
A member of the House Republican caucus said this.
Oh. So things are BAD bad.
Oh. So things are BAD bad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
A whole crowd of people cleared the lane for Biden when it seemed like someone people did genuinely like (Sanders) could win. And we are super surprised that Biden didn't grow more popular during his administration when he spent the majority of it hiding from the press.
I have read eight billion articles about What It All Means and here is my takeaway about why Trump won in 2024 and Republicans are losing everywhere now: people really did not like Joe Biden and now they really do not like Donald Trump
you can try to dive into the why, but that’s the core of it
you can try to dive into the why, but that’s the core of it
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A whole crowd of people cleared the lane for Biden when it seemed like someone people did genuinely like (Sanders) could win. And we are super surprised that Biden didn't grow more popular during his administration when he spent the majority of it hiding from the press.
The fact that all of a sudden Republicans care about health care is pretty potent proof that the shutdown went exactly the way Democrats wanted it to.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The fact that all of a sudden Republicans care about health care is pretty potent proof that the shutdown went exactly the way Democrats wanted it to.
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1. This is not how anyone talks to an O-10.
2. This is certainly not how a 40 year-old ex-O-4 talks to an O-10.
3. This is the most dumbshit company grade officer crap imaginable. No competent commander tells a senior officer not to ask questions.
4. He may as well have called Holsey "boy."
2. This is certainly not how a 40 year-old ex-O-4 talks to an O-10.
3. This is the most dumbshit company grade officer crap imaginable. No competent commander tells a senior officer not to ask questions.
4. He may as well have called Holsey "boy."
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
1. This is not how anyone talks to an O-10.
2. This is certainly not how a 40 year-old ex-O-4 talks to an O-10.
3. This is the most dumbshit company grade officer crap imaginable. No competent commander tells a senior officer not to ask questions.
4. He may as well have called Holsey "boy."
2. This is certainly not how a 40 year-old ex-O-4 talks to an O-10.
3. This is the most dumbshit company grade officer crap imaginable. No competent commander tells a senior officer not to ask questions.
4. He may as well have called Holsey "boy."
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My experience as well. So far we're 2-for-2 on kids having a largely bullying/abuse-free middle school experience. Not without bumpy spots of course, but light years away from what I endured.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
for what it’s worth I got roped into helping out with my sixth grader’s extracurricular thing so I’ve had more recent contact with middle schoolers who aren’t mine than I usually do, and biased sample/biased reviewer/etc but my verdict is that the kids are all right
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My experience as well. So far we're 2-for-2 on kids having a largely bullying/abuse-free middle school experience. Not without bumpy spots of course, but light years away from what I endured.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
I hope when we are through with all this the idea that one needs to be a genius to go to medical school is thoroughly dispelled. Because let me tell you, the bell curve applies to doctors too.
This is at once my personal nightmare and also a sign — their bench is *shallow.* They are not sophisticated shock troops, they’re a small group of podcasters and professional idiots who are tripping over their own feet in actual power. Should be relatively easy to sabotage them imho
NEW: Tracy Beth Høeg, a sports medicine physician who has released several preprints about the risks of Covid vaccines (including with Vinay Prasad), is now the acting top drug regulator at the FDA. www.fda.gov/news-events/...
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I hope when we are through with all this the idea that one needs to be a genius to go to medical school is thoroughly dispelled. Because let me tell you, the bell curve applies to doctors too.
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If you could just add a dive bar this would be one-stop shopping for most weekend nights during my 20s.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If you could just add a dive bar this would be one-stop shopping for most weekend nights during my 20s.
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Brendan Carr is being toasted by all of DC’s communications lawyers.
@freepress.bsky.social and @publicknowledge.bsky.social are here to remind them what’s at stake
@freepress.bsky.social and @publicknowledge.bsky.social are here to remind them what’s at stake
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Brendan Carr is being toasted by all of DC’s communications lawyers.
@freepress.bsky.social and @publicknowledge.bsky.social are here to remind them what’s at stake
@freepress.bsky.social and @publicknowledge.bsky.social are here to remind them what’s at stake
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My pal Nathaniel Zelinsky is hiring a junior attorney at his public-interest firm the Washington Litigation Group. If you want to make an impact with a team doing great work for good people, I can't think of a better place.
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My pal Nathaniel Zelinsky is hiring a junior attorney at his public-interest firm the Washington Litigation Group. If you want to make an impact with a team doing great work for good people, I can't think of a better place.
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I’m kind of new to the Democrats, but I thought we were FOR respecting the legal process, and also that we were AGAINST political corruption. And that it was especially important to hold to these principles at this time.
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m kind of new to the Democrats, but I thought we were FOR respecting the legal process, and also that we were AGAINST political corruption. And that it was especially important to hold to these principles at this time.
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
Meanwhile, during college I got a summer job doing quality control at a Pillsbury bakery factory which required me to bake and sample items coming off the production line. I gained ~8 pounds 😂
I’ve never gained any weight traveling to Europe and usually lose a few pounds from all the walking.
I’ve never gained any weight traveling to Europe and usually lose a few pounds from all the walking.
I posted about the Paris Metro this morning, which got me thinking about my college summers. I'd spend them with my uncles in Paris, working at their rug shop. But in the afternoons, I'd pick a patisserie on the other side of Paris, walk all the way there, eat 4 eclairs, and walk back. Life!
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Meanwhile, during college I got a summer job doing quality control at a Pillsbury bakery factory which required me to bake and sample items coming off the production line. I gained ~8 pounds 😂
I’ve never gained any weight traveling to Europe and usually lose a few pounds from all the walking.
I’ve never gained any weight traveling to Europe and usually lose a few pounds from all the walking.
There is a reason I like to hang this in my office…
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There is a reason I like to hang this in my office…
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no one else has been so consistently artful in describing the last decade of conservative politics than David Roth, and for this accursèd talent the least he deserves is a Pulitzer defector.com/the-conserva...
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Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
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December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
no one else has been so consistently artful in describing the last decade of conservative politics than David Roth, and for this accursèd talent the least he deserves is a Pulitzer defector.com/the-conserva...
During oral argument today at the Supreme Court, the person arguing for the United States mentioned that if Congress wanted to make a different rule, it could. Everybody started laughing but thinking about it a few hours later, that reaction actually makes me sad.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
During oral argument today at the Supreme Court, the person arguing for the United States mentioned that if Congress wanted to make a different rule, it could. Everybody started laughing but thinking about it a few hours later, that reaction actually makes me sad.
While MRIs of the heart are sometimes done, it’s never for “preventative” reasons. It’s super complex to even do them because the MRI scanner must sync with the patient’s heartbeat to get a usable image. And there are so many better options like an echocardiogram.
BS. That's not a radiological report, just a summary. Put the doctor at the lectern.
There's no such thing as a "preventative MRI." They know something's wrong w/him — he has chronic venous insufficiency (cankles). He takes meds.
AND: Can't tell me his brain wasn't scanned...
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There's no such thing as a "preventative MRI." They know something's wrong w/him — he has chronic venous insufficiency (cankles). He takes meds.
AND: Can't tell me his brain wasn't scanned...
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December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
While MRIs of the heart are sometimes done, it’s never for “preventative” reasons. It’s super complex to even do them because the MRI scanner must sync with the patient’s heartbeat to get a usable image. And there are so many better options like an echocardiogram.
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In a 3-0 decision, the Court of Appeals rules against the Trump administration on the appointment of Alina Habba as interim US attorney in New Jersey www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
In a 3-0 decision, the Court of Appeals rules against the Trump administration on the appointment of Alina Habba as interim US attorney in New Jersey www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
Just got my script for tomorrow’s ceremony moving the admission of a bunch of my colleagues to the Supreme Court. First time for me to go up to the podium there, but it won’t be my last.
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just got my script for tomorrow’s ceremony moving the admission of a bunch of my colleagues to the Supreme Court. First time for me to go up to the podium there, but it won’t be my last.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥