Sean Satori
seansatori.bsky.social
Sean Satori
@seansatori.bsky.social
Government litigator with interests in antitrust, IP, cyberlaw, and privacy. Views = own != legal advice. He/him/y’all. Married to @wheresmyburrito.bsky.social
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a philadelphia flyers mascot is wearing a helmet and sunglasses
ALT: a philadelphia flyers mascot is wearing a helmet and sunglasses
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December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Don’t worry, a district court and circuit court will find it illegal and then the Supreme Court will side with Trump with no explanation on the shadow docket.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Hi, our company is on track to lose tens of billions of dollars annually with no end in sight. So, of course, let us support the arts with no strings attached."
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh my kids love techno too! And drum and bass and a bunch of other electronic music genres. Of course, their dad was a DJ in a past life so they were introduced to it when they were still babies.
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Disturbia by Rihanna was number one when I went. Kind of matched the implosion of the world going on at the time.
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
DOJ should absolutely not be involved in the clemency process. It’s ridiculous that we don’t have something similar to many states - a parole/pardon board with members that include people who understand rehabilitation. Not that they are that good either.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I fought the war on drugs and the drugs won.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Depends on the type of boat. Easier for something small and flat bottomed. Harder for something big with a deeper keel.
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Boebert accused Jeffries of being a lizard person earlier today and part of me thought “well, maybe… 🤔”
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
When all you have is a hammer, every problem becomes a nail.
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
One time I was driving at night with my windows down and a deer came running into the side of my car and I turned and briefly saw her head about 3 feet away, staring at me, before she bounced off the car and went running a different direction. A little more grace and she’d have been a passenger.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s contextual. Data for the Roomba, which in turn it uses its algorithm to parse. For us, it represents data we can use to generate knowledge when we apply our higher order thinking and perhaps create a better algorithm for the Roomba to follow.

The question is where is the line between the two.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It reassures me that we won’t be replaced so easily. Or at least until GPT 6.0.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
That has been pretty effective in at least getting the guy to edit out all the cases before he files stuff. That said, it’s just kept the case going for way longer than it should have. Weird theories of liability that only an LLM could conjure.
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The second the district judge has been pretty proactive about telling the guy that if he keeps filing documents with hallucinated cases he is going to get sanctioned, pro se notwithstanding.
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM