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I’m bumping what I had planned to work on today, a bit of critical reflection on AI, in order to write this up instead while everyone is reacting to the...
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(as if i'm the only one) i'm sooooo tired haha
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
(as if i'm the only one) i'm sooooo tired haha
fyi this is your periodic reminder that the pandemic mitigation collaborative estimates are made up
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
fyi this is your periodic reminder that the pandemic mitigation collaborative estimates are made up
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still think he looks like a ren and stimpy gross-up
Ÿ̴̻̣̫̭̦̻̣͙̂̽̎͘r̴͍̭̒̆͆̈́̓ ̷̫͙̞͈̋̇̀͋͂ͅȏ̴̧̳̪̯͈̜͉̠̔̈̓̅̀͘͠p̸͔̜͇̬̹͔̮̝̬̔͊̏͐̋͐̏̓e̷̡̳͈̦̤̣̦̍́̒̏̂̂͘n̵̫̖͖̭̥͋̏̄̋͜͜͝ ̵̯̥̤̋̓̑m̶̻̽̓̀̌̔͗͊̍͑̏o̷̡̳͓͉̼̳̘̍͛̿̃͌͝u̵̗̭̱͓̳͐͐̆t̶̝̔̅̔̔̚͠h̶̡̛̃ ̴̖͎̣̱͓̖͎̄͝a̷̹̼̺̖͂͗̚ͅw̶͈̞̹̬͗ȁ̷̳͇̞̱̪̙̬̬į̶̧̛͕̬̄͊̌̔̀͊̇̆̚͜ţ̸͕̗̅̀̿͐̑̒̐̓i̴̜̪̘̠̣̥̊̈̌͌̏͒̏̀͊̋ͅn̶̼̖̙̖͂̇͒́́́̕͝ǵ̵̳͖̫̯̠̯̺͇̽̊̎͂͝ ̶͎̝̮̘̄m̸̳͍͈̥̝͖̊͐̓̒̇͋̾̋͜ẏ̵̦̬̼͕̱͙̒͘ͅ ̸̛͙̜̫̬̻͈̦͇͛̑̃̓̒͊͝h̵͔͓̏̈́͋͆̅̽̏̇͝ä̷̧̧̱̠̪͉͍̜́̇͊ͅr̴̨̛͇͕̪̈́̎̿̈͑̔̚͝v̶̧͍̖͇̫̠͕͙̙͚̑e̸͕͎̽̑̄͛̉̃̈s̸̤͛̀ţ̵̦̱͒̃͗
̵̡̙͕̝̐̂̀̎͐̏̇ͅD̴̛̞̥̘̼̣͈̮̟̃̾͂ͅr̴̝̪̹̫͔̱̗̬̥͓̊ì̸̡̡͚̭͎̽̈́͑͆̈́̆ͅṅ̶̛̻̟̝̥͊̏̈́̀̈́̎̚k̵̰͕̼̈́́͜ ̶̨̪͕̦̦͇͈̰̞̈́̒̈͒͐̉̏͜f̶̧̞̒̽̋͑̽r̴̨͓̥̠̫̠͙̩̣͐̀̒͋͛̓̓̕͝o̶̲̒̌̽͒m̷̨̰̙̳͓͖̬͉̽͆̎̽͋ͅͅ ̸̮̭̄̂͆̉̋̋̔̊̇m̴͉͛̉́è̴͕̖̥̰̺͚͓̗ ̶̢̫͑͑͒̔L̸̡͂̈́ő̷̝̜͂͆̈́̌̕v̸͍͓͍͖̙̺̝̈̆ë̵̜̠́͋̑͂̈́̐̂̂̐
̵̡̙͕̝̐̂̀̎͐̏̇ͅD̴̛̞̥̘̼̣͈̮̟̃̾͂ͅr̴̝̪̹̫͔̱̗̬̥͓̊ì̸̡̡͚̭͎̽̈́͑͆̈́̆ͅṅ̶̛̻̟̝̥͊̏̈́̀̈́̎̚k̵̰͕̼̈́́͜ ̶̨̪͕̦̦͇͈̰̞̈́̒̈͒͐̉̏͜f̶̧̞̒̽̋͑̽r̴̨͓̥̠̫̠͙̩̣͐̀̒͋͛̓̓̕͝o̶̲̒̌̽͒m̷̨̰̙̳͓͖̬͉̽͆̎̽͋ͅͅ ̸̮̭̄̂͆̉̋̋̔̊̇m̴͉͛̉́è̴͕̖̥̰̺͚͓̗ ̶̢̫͑͑͒̔L̸̡͂̈́ő̷̝̜͂͆̈́̌̕v̸͍͓͍͖̙̺̝̈̆ë̵̜̠́͋̑͂̈́̐̂̂̐
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
still think he looks like a ren and stimpy gross-up
i was quite honestly shocked to learn that you can get phenibut at gas stations. it had seemed to me to be a fairly deep cut "research chemicals" style drug but there's a whole world out there, i suppose
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i was quite honestly shocked to learn that you can get phenibut at gas stations. it had seemed to me to be a fairly deep cut "research chemicals" style drug but there's a whole world out there, i suppose
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All of healthtech, hundreds of billions of dollars, bundled up in making AI chatbots to misinterpret charts, or clunky apps for wearables that'll end up in a landfill in three years — wasted. A hundredth as effective as a Ford Transit with two PAs and a blood pressure cuff.
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
All of healthtech, hundreds of billions of dollars, bundled up in making AI chatbots to misinterpret charts, or clunky apps for wearables that'll end up in a landfill in three years — wasted. A hundredth as effective as a Ford Transit with two PAs and a blood pressure cuff.
always love to see the good old contradiction between production and realization rearing its head
GOLDMAN has some tough words about the young college-grad unemployment rate rising to 8.5%. 👀
“.. A further deterioration in employment opportunities .. perhaps reflecting AI and other efficiency-enhancing measures .. could have a disproportionate negative impact on consumer spending ..”
“.. A further deterioration in employment opportunities .. perhaps reflecting AI and other efficiency-enhancing measures .. could have a disproportionate negative impact on consumer spending ..”
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
always love to see the good old contradiction between production and realization rearing its head
not too proud to say: I need a hug
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
not too proud to say: I need a hug
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if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
the Nuzzi-Kennedy stuff: Flaubert-level sexual perversion without Flaubert’s martyrdom to prose style
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the Nuzzi-Kennedy stuff: Flaubert-level sexual perversion without Flaubert’s martyrdom to prose style
reading about any midcentury man makes me feel so dogshit about my writing productivity. but riddle me this, did John Cheever ever have to do his own laundry?
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
reading about any midcentury man makes me feel so dogshit about my writing productivity. but riddle me this, did John Cheever ever have to do his own laundry?
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let the eagle soar
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
let the eagle soar
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this is the night of the expanding man
i take one last drag as I approach the stand
i take one last drag as I approach the stand
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
this is the night of the expanding man
i take one last drag as I approach the stand
i take one last drag as I approach the stand
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November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I’m sorry I’m rubbernecking here, but my god. Olivia Nuzzi’s ex, Ryan Lizza, published a poem Kennedy supposedly texted to his then-fiancee.
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
obsessed
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The only thing trump actually respects is charisma, I am not at all surprised zohran is his son now
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The only thing trump actually respects is charisma, I am not at all surprised zohran is his son now
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
I really need to stop being overtaken by events so if events could just chill out for a minute
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I really need to stop being overtaken by events so if events could just chill out for a minute
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November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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on the one hand i'm entering the drinkingest seven days of the american calendar starting tomorrow. on the other hand, i would really love a lil glass of wine right now lol
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
on the one hand i'm entering the drinkingest seven days of the american calendar starting tomorrow. on the other hand, i would really love a lil glass of wine right now lol
Here's the newsletter post I wrote today about the CDC vax page and MAHA as marketing buttondown.com/abbycartus/a...
The affiliate marketing HHS
I’m bumping what I had planned to work on today, a bit of critical reflection on AI, in order to write this up instead while everyone is reacting to the...
buttondown.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Here's the newsletter post I wrote today about the CDC vax page and MAHA as marketing buttondown.com/abbycartus/a...
my stomach is slightly upset. i know, i'll drink a liter of hot black coffee
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
my stomach is slightly upset. i know, i'll drink a liter of hot black coffee
Some writing I did for Mad in America. I'm still learning this style of "report" writing and I'm not great at it yet, but I did get to go long on statistical significance www.madinamerica.com/2025/11/what...
Can Brain Scans Help Us Understand Inequality’s Toll on Kids?
A large U.S. imaging study links income inequality to subtle brain measures and slightly higher youth distress.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Some writing I did for Mad in America. I'm still learning this style of "report" writing and I'm not great at it yet, but I did get to go long on statistical significance www.madinamerica.com/2025/11/what...
i'm sorry but it's not because other people's expertise makes them feel bad
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i'm sorry but it's not because other people's expertise makes them feel bad