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Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
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Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 21d
good vibes and dark magic, go M's 🔮🧙‍♀️🔮 #goms
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 21d
good vibes and dark magic, go M's 🔮🧙‍♀️🔮 #goms
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Rev-Tone @rev-tone.bsky.social · 2h
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 2h
WOO DOOGIE
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 2h
this mf said woo doogie
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 2h
certain people are put on Earth for a reason, and @albertburneko.bsky.social is here to tear down dumbasses (gift link) defector.com/breaking-som...
Breaking: Some Guy Now Aware Of Most Revered Country Artist Who Ever Lived | Defector
Rare indeed is the headline-and-dek combo worth noticing, or caring about. In many publications, these aren’t even written by the same person who wrote the actual blog; at any rate they’re many hundre...
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 7h
Jabba the Hutt with downward word balloon
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Alex Sauerbrunn @birdsbyalex.bsky.social · 8h
A Varied Thrush stands stoically amid the mossy forests of the Pacific Northwest.

#birds #nature #wildlife #photography
A bird with blue-gray, orange and black plumage perched on a mossy branch against a soft green background. Photographed in Seattle, Washington.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 9h
will you guys kiss already
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 17h
Principal Skinner line revealing Lisa’s identity
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 18h
breakfast … appetizers?
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 18h
breakfast appetizers, kutsher's, thompson, new york, 1977
breakfast appetizers, kutsher's, thompson, new york, 1977
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 20h
hmmm I think I see the problem
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 20h
He’s not good at it! Also … just need to get it in the same zip code
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 21h
Eagles keep running into one of the best DLs in the sport when they could spend just spend all four downs throwing to either of two wizard receivers covered by wheeled pylons. like I know you’re good at running but do the easy thing
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 21h
with Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo the Giants have been upgraded, for the first time in at least a decade, to Kind Of Watchable
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 21h
ah Phillies wyd
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d
goddamn. really might happen 😭
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d
also love the idea of “the satire thing that makes people laugh” as an ideological nemesis
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d
we're joking. we're having a good time online
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d
ASSUMING MY SON EVEN SHOWS UP TO IT
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d
"Cats in the Cradle" but it's from the vantage point of a young son who refuses to play catch with his dad, dad picks him up from school & son doesn't respond to friendly questions, son doesn't want dad to read to him, etc.

think it would be a cool song TO PLAY AT MY FUNERAL
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d
hail and well met
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d
16. Bring Up the Bodies by Hilary Mantel. It is nothing short of *sorcery* to make me interested in a SECOND book about English royalty 500 years ago. The prose is unlike anything else I’ve read: elegant but accessible, understated but lively. I’m gonna rec Wolf Hall to people for years to come.
Bring Up the Bodies by Hilary Mantel
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 2d
wet guy
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 2d
Woo and Ohtani are Handsome Leading Men, which is an established starting pitcher archetype, but not on my preferred list
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