Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast
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Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
· Oct 18
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
what's wrong with this guy
Christian McCaffrey 45 touches for 317 combined yards
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Christian McCaffrey 45 touches for 317 combined yards
I hope to live to see some hero wrest the team from Spanos control and return this beautiful accursèd team to San Diego
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I hope to live to see some hero wrest the team from Spanos control and return this beautiful accursèd team to San Diego
saw a vanity Cali plate that read BOLTFN2. this implies the existence of a BOLTFN1 and, logically, a BOLTFAN. so when someone tells you the Chargers have no fans, that’s wrong. there are 3.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
saw a vanity Cali plate that read BOLTFN2. this implies the existence of a BOLTFN1 and, logically, a BOLTFAN. so when someone tells you the Chargers have no fans, that’s wrong. there are 3.
would love for more officials from this administration to preach to me about “the degradation of civility”
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
would love for more officials from this administration to preach to me about “the degradation of civility”
yes it's true that planes are crashing on my watch. and it's because passengers are dishonoring their country with pajama pants. next question.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
yes it's true that planes are crashing on my watch. and it's because passengers are dishonoring their country with pajama pants. next question.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Midvale School for the Gifted imo
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Midvale School for the Gifted imo
"did you hear about the Halifax ostrich convoy?"
"the one led by Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep?"
"that's the one."
"the one led by Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep?"
"that's the one."
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"did you hear about the Halifax ostrich convoy?"
"the one led by Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep?"
"that's the one."
"the one led by Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep?"
"that's the one."
when I get the itch, which is enough for me. and thank you ❤️☺️
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
when I get the itch, which is enough for me. and thank you ❤️☺️
takes a lot to put “ostrich convoy” in the back seat
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
takes a lot to put “ostrich convoy” in the back seat
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this is the scariest possible story to tell on the website for 38-year-olds but at least it has a happy ending
got into the car and my lower back exploded in pain. cactus needles jabbing my skin; subcutaneous sparklers of fire. I opened the door and called to my son — “get your mom. something’s wrong.” and that’s when the wasp flew out of my shirt. anyway. happy Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
this is the scariest possible story to tell on the website for 38-year-olds but at least it has a happy ending
I look so good in it!
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I look so good in it!
Ice and Advil have me in an OK spot for now, though I may be riding a high of relief from not actually experiencing a herniated disc
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ice and Advil have me in an OK spot for now, though I may be riding a high of relief from not actually experiencing a herniated disc
honestly it’s a lot better than throwing my back out
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
honestly it’s a lot better than throwing my back out
got into the car and my lower back exploded in pain. cactus needles jabbing my skin; subcutaneous sparklers of fire. I opened the door and called to my son — “get your mom. something’s wrong.” and that’s when the wasp flew out of my shirt. anyway. happy Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
got into the car and my lower back exploded in pain. cactus needles jabbing my skin; subcutaneous sparklers of fire. I opened the door and called to my son — “get your mom. something’s wrong.” and that’s when the wasp flew out of my shirt. anyway. happy Friday.
Jeopardy contestants : any sports category :: me : any Bible category
(doesn’t stop me from getting furious at them)
(doesn’t stop me from getting furious at them)
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Jeopardy contestants : any sports category :: me : any Bible category
(doesn’t stop me from getting furious at them)
(doesn’t stop me from getting furious at them)
unlike the contestants who don’t know what a give-and-go is
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
unlike the contestants who don’t know what a give-and-go is
I signed up for Defector 5 years ago for the sports blogs but I'd keep the subscription just for the (regular and excellent) art criticism. loved this from @barryp.bsky.social: defector.com/the-eyes-hav...
The Eyes Have It | Defector
The eyes got me. Sir Thomas More by Hans Holbein the Younger isn’t the brightest, or the largest painting in its room—it might be the smallest—but it’s easily the most striking. It called to me from t...
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November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I signed up for Defector 5 years ago for the sports blogs but I'd keep the subscription just for the (regular and excellent) art criticism. loved this from @barryp.bsky.social: defector.com/the-eyes-hav...
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He is risen
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
He is risen
this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said in my replies
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said in my replies
the closest thing to a remedy for the sight of leaving your son on the curb with untied shoes in the rain a minute before school starts
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
the closest thing to a remedy for the sight of leaving your son on the curb with untied shoes in the rain a minute before school starts