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Matt Ufford

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Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 19d

good vibes and dark magic, go M's 🔮🧙‍♀️🔮 #goms

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12h

wet guy

Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12h

Woo and Ohtani are Handsome Leading Men, which is an established starting pitcher archetype, but not on my preferred list

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12h

correct. the wettest team in baseball

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 13h

the Tigers have too many pitchers who are shaped like cops. these are the acceptable pitcher styles:

∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 13h

I’m a cartophile! Is that a crime?!?

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18h

The most fundamental political debate of our time: You are integrated into and have responsibility for our complex, imperfect society vs. Nuh-uh.

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

take this post down

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

first the milky iced coffee and now this. it's always your wife's fault huh

Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

ME: sorry I can't make this meeting, I'm... uh, sick.
BOSS: Oh no, what's wrong?
ME: I've got ... [*looking at MARINERS jerseys*] scurvy.
BOSS: What? Are you on a boat?
ME: in a way
BOSS: ...
ME: rain delay I can make it

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 1d

a sports film that acknowledges it was originally meant to be a toothless PR-friendly "doc" and actually documents the hard pivot to losing access and encountering hostility when reality took a turn would be the first good one of these

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 1d

this is actually a pretty big black mark on Hulu that they had the opportunity to chronicle an extremely newsworthy spectacle and are letting UNC back out of it because it makes them look bad

Inside Carolina @insidecarolina.bsky.social · 1d

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 1d

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

as they get older, the bedtime anger gets replaced with homework anger. baby we’re on two-a-days for years

Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

literally handing one their socks now

Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 1d

I have been living this tweet almost every weekday for roughly eight years now. I have survived their tics and peccadillos only to see them develop new ones. there is not a method or chart I haven’t tried to end this madness.

no solution, no reinforcements. my youngest is nine.

Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · Oct 18

my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been