a narcissus lullaby
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n/callisto, ESP/ENG 30+ hag, they/them, queer/ace. average hydro royalty enjoyer, dragon pope enthusiast, and top 1% C6R5 sandrone main Multifandom/personal acc. I yap and rant a lot. 🔞 (minors, antis, and TERFs GTFO)
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"My husband and I saw you from across the courtroom and we really dig your vibe."
It's VILE dude. These kiddos act as if people are putting a gun to their head and forcing them to read fic, or like it's their god given right to demand "content" from writers. Also completely misinterpreting the very purpose of AO3. Just all around idiocy and rudeness and entitlement
I succeeded btw! Ily green man and your hb wheelchair ❤️
He's genuinely good on this abyss I'm sooooo close to getting that last star, just need to get better gilded pieces ugh
As a side note THANK YOU FEH for not making either B!Byleth dress as Jeralt for the sake of honoring CYL tradition and whatnot. If no one got me I know FEH got me etc... I can always count on the gacha game to do my faves justice the way Hopes never cared to
And Byleth isn't some child who will throw a tantrum about not wanting a leadership role, nor do they want to return to the mercenary life which canonically made them miserable and disassociate on the daily. Friendly reminder that Byleth despises the dehumanizing Ashen Demon nickname btw!
There's validity to disliking SS in the sense that Byleth rules by default and nothing indicates they WANT to rule, but at that point there's no one left to do the job, Rhea is dead/self exiled and most nobles retreat to their territory. Why is it the worst thing in the world for Byleth to lead?
"but you're not building everything from the ground up since the church is back on power" well yeah they're the last faction left so by default they're the ones who end up in charge just like after the WoH... Seteth and Flayn's ending shows Fodlan will always change over time and doesn't stagnate
LRPs make SUCH a good point.... It's so funny how CF has you raze the continent and burn everything to the ground in the name of conquest and instead paints it like a quirky rebellion/school project because you're fighting on the side of the aggressors but SS shows the actual price of such a reset
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wrecking the continent tbh…. no one in power (apart from byleth ) comes out of the route looking good

it’s the, “total destruction of the old order,” route and it makes a lot of the cast look terrible
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i know a lot of the vitriol towards silver snow stems from how people haven’t actually /played/ it and heard it was called the church route (it’s not the church route lol) but tbh i wonder if a little bit of the vitriol comes from how it depicts basically everyone as awful and
can’t have societal problems if everyone just blows each other up- silver snow
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silver snow is like

1. it's a tragedy
2. also fodlan 100% deserves it
LOL there's not gonna be more than 3 5* men I'm afraid (unless you count the handsome monsieur Pulonia in which case it's 3.5 ehehehe)
She was apparently mentioned back in the day but like... Who even cares LMFAO. She'll surely have a beautiful design and a good kit but I cannot bring myself to care! It's also funny how they're reviving an archon war casualty who isn't gzng 😬
This whole debacle has exposed just how much these newgen weirdos hate writers and how little respect they have for creative minds who CHOOSE to share their ideas with them, for FREE.
I couldn't care less about another playable adeptus but we're always happy to see it's not madame ping. Every time it's an adeptus who isn't her we cheer and clap
Dumb stupid villain lmfao. Not even dottore was so one-note and mwahahaha irredeemable. Good thing arle is a much more effective tool of the tsaritsa and is better at raising faithful little child soldiers who really believe they're a wholesome family ☺️
I don't mind having playable hoth characters but they truly didn't think it through when it came to implementing them and it's lowkey a bit strange to see a supposedly large organization/spy network reduced to a group of twenty something people who all fit in a small hotel in the court
Well they're all snezeviches and snezhevnas when it comes to their last names! But their first names are unchanged LOL. It's so weird and messy like there's nothing stopping them from saying all branches had subdirectors but crucabena was the overseer who would periodically visit all of them idk
Legit the best explanation I can think of is that there's other branches and directors we simply don't know about and arle was made a harbinger just because she showed promise and had special blood. Idk man. It's not the only story with gaping plot holes but it sure as hell annoys me the most
The orphans all get renamed too, with snezhnayan names, why the obsession with keeping it to fontaine? Is it because the hotel bouffes d'ete offers the best accomodations? Does it happen to have the best climate? The more you think about it the more it feels so thrown together at the last minute
Why is arle the current director, why was the previous director she killed only ever in the fontaine branch, why keep her there? Where are all the other directors? Why did she get a SNEZHNAYA vision? It's so messy and dumb lol it's one of those things they did not think through at all
God I hope the next patch doesn't fuck up the house of the hearth lore even more... It's so stupid how they decided to make it a fontainian issue even though it's a fatui organization that kidnaps children from all the nations and should therefore have its HQ in snez and branches everywhere??
I hate being so parasocial about my favs but whenever I think about Furina too much I end up either rambling my ass off or crying. Character of all time
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Someone had to do it!! He's earned his place in the hall of shame <3