a narcissus lullaby
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n/callisto, ESP/ENG 30+ hag, they/them, queer/ace. average hydro royalty enjoyer, dragon pope enthusiast, and top 1% C6R5 sandrone main Multifandom/personal acc. I yap and rant a lot. 🔞 (minors, antis, and TERFs GTFO)
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"My husband and I saw you from across the courtroom and we really dig your vibe."
I don't mind having playable hoth characters but they truly didn't think it through when it came to implementing them and it's lowkey a bit strange to see a supposedly large organization/spy network reduced to a group of twenty something people who all fit in a small hotel in the court
Well they're all snezeviches and snezhevnas when it comes to their last names! But their first names are unchanged LOL. It's so weird and messy like there's nothing stopping them from saying all branches had subdirectors but crucabena was the overseer who would periodically visit all of them idk
Legit the best explanation I can think of is that there's other branches and directors we simply don't know about and arle was made a harbinger just because she showed promise and had special blood. Idk man. It's not the only story with gaping plot holes but it sure as hell annoys me the most
The orphans all get renamed too, with snezhnayan names, why the obsession with keeping it to fontaine? Is it because the hotel bouffes d'ete offers the best accomodations? Does it happen to have the best climate? The more you think about it the more it feels so thrown together at the last minute
Why is arle the current director, why was the previous director she killed only ever in the fontaine branch, why keep her there? Where are all the other directors? Why did she get a SNEZHNAYA vision? It's so messy and dumb lol it's one of those things they did not think through at all
God I hope the next patch doesn't fuck up the house of the hearth lore even more... It's so stupid how they decided to make it a fontainian issue even though it's a fatui organization that kidnaps children from all the nations and should therefore have its HQ in snez and branches everywhere??
I hate being so parasocial about my favs but whenever I think about Furina too much I end up either rambling my ass off or crying. Character of all time
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Someone had to do it!! He's earned his place in the hall of shame <3
The cryo archon will powercreep her in a year trust me bro she will be THE freeze support and we'll finally be able to play furiskirk in a team where only beautiful women are allowed
I make fun of the male character stans who don't like pulling broken female supports that are bis for their precious male DPSes but I'm the same way because I still refuse to pull e*******r for skirk
She's a free character so she never gets anything... Nor anything else besides a skin really 😭 I was so happy to see her in that potions event but that's the extent of the attention they'll give her 🥲
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You can't convince me they never met before he responded to her letter 😤 I've been a shared past truther for a long time and I will continue to be until proven otherwise
Only the rarepair communities are good, the big popular cookie cutter yaowee is always full of your typical cishet tradf*jo weirdos who think they're feminist
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He's genuinely good on this abyss I'm sooooo close to getting that last star, just need to get better gilded pieces ugh
Alhaitham is so fun to use I wish I could figure out his optimal rotation and combos 🥲 this is what I get for maining skill issue carries
We don't even have any real confirmation of her element, yea I would like for her to be geo but there's zero indication that's what they'll do with her, her color scheme shouldn't be taken as indicative of her element when it's meant to be flower symbolism more than anything else
The fact that we have sandrone kit "leaks" even though she comes out in july while we have nothing of the sort for characters who are coming in much sooner tells me everything I need to know about their validity 🥱 remember when clori was an EC character and sige would be her bis support. Lol
That scene pissed me off so much dude, why is FURINA calling us a hero when the most we did was get falsely imprisoned to look for our fatui bf lmfao. She was the one who literally did everything. It feels like they wanna put her through a humiliation ritual
And unlike a certain sopping wet sea monster they don't have a long term complex relationship with her which would merit mutual understanding and a desire to mend things and start over. They didn't even have any interest in her!! It's just like with ei, it's completely underserved and forced