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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · Jun 13

It’s unfortunate but your conservative parents and grandparents aren’t smart or complicated.

Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 25

Saw it in a theater for the first time last Friday. I was supposed to see Blue Velvet but I got too sleepy and went home.

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 25

Two good classics and two boring ass movies

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 21

Just told my 10 yo daughter about #PopeFrancis She had tears in her eyes. And then did the Wakanda pose and said #Popekanda forever — which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 18

Why does Rickety Cricket look like Varg???

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · Apr 16

All CM Punk had to do is sell his soul and work at an openly evil company with guys like Tony Hinchcliffe and Bert Kreischer to be in a 3 way main event with Seth Rollins at night 1 of a 2 night wrestlemania

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 16

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever.

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 15

It’s wonderful living in a world that not even Crass songs could accurately portray the evil of.

Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 13

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 10

98% sure that if Hardlore came out in defense of Illud Divinum Insansus that 20 year olds would start proudly proclaiming to that it’s the best Morbid Angel album.

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · Apr 9

walking around Wall St, blasting Van Halen’s timeless 1984 classic, “Jump”

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 9

If Grapes of Wrath has taught us anything, at least by the end of this new Depression, we’ll get to suck on a titty.

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 8

If you thought the first Great Depression was bad, this one is going to have Dire Wolves.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Apr 1

5 hours at work takes approximately 11 hours and 5 hours at home takes about 45 minutes

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Apr 1

Starting a stoner metal Titus Andronicus cover band called The Civil War On Drugs

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Dan is the Bastard @frankcrappa.bsky.social · Mar 27

Listening to From Here To Infirmary by Alkaline Trio and it’s insane that they heard the constant clipping of the crash cymbal and said “yeah that’s good”

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