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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 28d

I am like Mrs Dalloway but after she said she would get the flowers herself she just was on the computer all day and never got the flowers at all, i will not be elaborating.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 4m

Thank you. They’ve gone to a better place. I’m ready to move forward with my life.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 5m

As you can see. I sensed it coming hours ago lol.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 6m

He had some fine years with the Yankees and was excellent the first have of this year. But we have had ZERO trust in him for months.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 7m

I sensed it at like 10pm lol

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 8m

In October we all must suffer like in the olden days. I’m glad I’ve been released from torment and can go to bed.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 8m

It only happens in playoff games nowadays. In regular season games they change the rules after nine innings and give you a free guy on second every inning. So it’s WAY easier to score. It’s kinda lame and kindergarten but it means these poor bastards don’t have to play TOO many five hour games.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 10m

It’s fine. I was ready to get on with my life. I’ve done this a few times.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 11m

Oh it is now. Sigh.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 11m

Heh yeah he hardly throws it! It’s just for ambushing guys. But his luck ran out.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 15m

I'm definitely feeling walk-off walk here.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 15m

Ha I called it several hours ago, it feels like. "When Kahnle enters this game I will die."

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 18m

please...my family

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 2h

If Tommy Kahnle enters this game I want you all to be sure my cats are taken care of.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21m

Detroit will be here when all you coastal fools are lost beneath the rising seas. We can never die.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 24m

Yes...ha ha ha...YES!

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 8d

🎵 You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to? Do you have to, Dillon Dingler? 🎵

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 30m

It's tough because Jahmai Jones is questionable too because he evolved into his final form and Ascended at some point in the 12th. It's all up to Andy Ibanez.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 34m

I live by the way of the samurai. I consider myself to be already dead. It is fine.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 40m

BlueSky: "oh, we WILL"

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 47m

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 49m

he'll get 'em next time. In the sixteenth.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 50m

Never a doubt. All good.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 56m

BUNT

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 1h

Doesn't matter at that point. Once her win's certified she's in Congress. There's no One Weird Trick to veto somebody's election.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 1h

It's crazy that that's STILL a thing that gets hung on the Tigers. I'm not even mad! Like, I was there Gandalf. Twenty years ago! It was traumatic. I just didn't think it would still be a meme lol.

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah, all people like that are doing is showing their ass and giving away that they don't even go here. Like, if you don't even know who you're talking to what are you even doing.