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Laughter, the Best Medicine. Drama in Real Life.
Should not have been old till I had been wise.
midwest office guy, he/him
Should not have been old till I had been wise.
midwest office guy, he/him
Pinned
Real Star War has never been tried.
The Old Negro Space Program
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Old Negro Space Program
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look, I do not think intervention in Venezuela will be anything other than a disaster, but the correct response if this is confirmed to Russia's claims here is 'sure you will, buddy.'
🇻🇪🇷🇺 According to Kremlin sources, Vladimir Putin has officially declared Venezuela a strategic partner of Russia, pledging comprehensive political, economic, and military support to defend the country against any external threats amid escalating tensions with the United States.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
look, I do not think intervention in Venezuela will be anything other than a disaster, but the correct response if this is confirmed to Russia's claims here is 'sure you will, buddy.'
My orders are presumed to be "waffles".
My orders are presumed to be awful.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My orders are presumed to be "waffles".
I don't know you guys, do we really WANT a candidate who panders to this website THIS hard?
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I don't know you guys, do we really WANT a candidate who panders to this website THIS hard?
Once again.
Jim Comey gazes at himself in the mirror, adjusting his tie, humming quietly to himself.
"Oh, lordy," he whispers. "Oh lordy indeed. Lordy, lordy." The faintest suggestion of a giggle passes his lips. The day goes on.
"Oh, lordy," he whispers. "Oh lordy indeed. Lordy, lordy." The faintest suggestion of a giggle passes his lips. The day goes on.
Jesus fucking christ.
At this point, the odds of "Someone who isn't Comey goes to prison over this" probably exceeds the odds that Comey even faces an actual trial.
At this point, the odds of "Someone who isn't Comey goes to prison over this" probably exceeds the odds that Comey even faces an actual trial.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Once again.
oh okay then moving on
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
oh okay then moving on
Giving your special undivided attention to an ambitious US Senator and escalating a fight with him on the issue HE has chosen is...a choice. We'll see how THAT goes. Probably nothing comes of it but still. Kelly can't mind TOO much, right?
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Giving your special undivided attention to an ambitious US Senator and escalating a fight with him on the issue HE has chosen is...a choice. We'll see how THAT goes. Probably nothing comes of it but still. Kelly can't mind TOO much, right?
[crowd chanting, clapping]
QUIT! QUIT! QUIT!
QUIT! QUIT! QUIT!
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
[crowd chanting, clapping]
QUIT! QUIT! QUIT!
QUIT! QUIT! QUIT!
The stone the builder refused.
A lid fit a thing it wasn’t originally intended for. It doesn’t get any better than that
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The stone the builder refused.
Good Morning to everyone except THIS shimmery little guy. Ugh.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Good Morning to everyone except THIS shimmery little guy. Ugh.
YOU WHAT
There was a brief but weird trend at my high school of girls wearing lizards as earrings. Like. Live, unharmed, wild lizards. You just catch one and pick it up and wave a finger a bit and then hold it to your earlobe and they’ll bite and dangle all day. I do not recommend this but. it was a thing
The alligator lizard promptly bit the shit out of my finger.
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
YOU WHAT
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There's that old line about Antisemitism is "the socialism of fools." One might say that in the US, anti-government conspiracy theories have often functioned as both "the socialism of fools" and "the fascism of fools." They work like cultural a magnet holding a weak red-brown alliance together.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
There's that old line about Antisemitism is "the socialism of fools." One might say that in the US, anti-government conspiracy theories have often functioned as both "the socialism of fools" and "the fascism of fools." They work like cultural a magnet holding a weak red-brown alliance together.
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listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
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honestly i don't know why they decided to remake Annihilation so soon
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
honestly i don't know why they decided to remake Annihilation so soon
I do not fear for the future of the human species. We can do anything.
These sturdy kids' blocks being sold under the Bankers Box brand, the experts in folding a sturdy cardboard object out of a flat die cut piece, is kinda blowing my mind
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I do not fear for the future of the human species. We can do anything.
MTG on Normal Men when
mtg on tyt when
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
MTG on Normal Men when
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
Pretty much.
i am thrilled that the hard right is coming apart at the seams, which is pretty obvious from my posts. i don’t live in new york, i don’t have to give much of a shit about their mayor.
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Pretty much.
Oooh! Ooh! Did he see it yet??
unfortunately, the imges just got shared and oh boy its uh
something
something
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oooh! Ooh! Did he see it yet??
I cannot DO this right now. I have GUESTS! This isn’t work, where I can post freely!
Working late on a Friday night and MTG resigns.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I cannot DO this right now. I have GUESTS! This isn’t work, where I can post freely!
I mean look, this will all be over soon enough but we must enjoy things while we can. Somebody had to do this one.
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I mean look, this will all be over soon enough but we must enjoy things while we can. Somebody had to do this one.
Evergreen.
"This couldn't possibly fool anyone could it" and then it's Ryan Grim. Every time it's Ryan Grim.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Evergreen.
This, yeah. Looking back we’re going to remember this particular part of that particular poll as the apocalyptic siren going off. (And I’d imagine THEY can hear it as well as we can but what can they even do now?)
Catastrophic for Republicans to be underwater with white voters. It’s like the “leopards eating faces” party being underwater with leopards.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This, yeah. Looking back we’re going to remember this particular part of that particular poll as the apocalyptic siren going off. (And I’d imagine THEY can hear it as well as we can but what can they even do now?)