First Wordle Problems
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Laughter, the Best Medicine. Drama in Real Life.
Should not have been old till I had been wise.
midwest office guy, he/him
Should not have been old till I had been wise.
midwest office guy, he/him
Yeah. Currently stuck on this asshole for a minute, and I know this is still RELATIVELY early game.
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Yeah. Currently stuck on this asshole for a minute, and I know this is still RELATIVELY early game.
Oh wow it really has been this easy all along and all you ever need is One Virtuous Man (whom you can refer to by their first name, as your pal.) No one else ever acts in good faith!
Come on, man. This is embarrassing. Get enthusiastic about a candidate, great! But act like you’ve been here.
Come on, man. This is embarrassing. Get enthusiastic about a candidate, great! But act like you’ve been here.
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Oh wow it really has been this easy all along and all you ever need is One Virtuous Man (whom you can refer to by their first name, as your pal.) No one else ever acts in good faith!
Come on, man. This is embarrassing. Get enthusiastic about a candidate, great! But act like you’ve been here.
Come on, man. This is embarrassing. Get enthusiastic about a candidate, great! But act like you’ve been here.
Okay fine turns out it’s a medal you get. Whatever. You get it attached to a cane and smack people with that. Though yeah, it’s possible you’d run into OTHERS wielding them on the NYC subway!
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Okay fine turns out it’s a medal you get. Whatever. You get it attached to a cane and smack people with that. Though yeah, it’s possible you’d run into OTHERS wielding them on the NYC subway!
"There was an occasion when his temper...got the better of him. He apologized. But ten of our best men never came back."
January 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"There was an occasion when his temper...got the better of him. He apologized. But ten of our best men never came back."
He's getting the Bunch back together for one last mission
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
He's getting the Bunch back together for one last mission
Apparently now We Are All Greenland. Sigh.
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Apparently now We Are All Greenland. Sigh.
American wannabe expansionists:
January 14, 2026 at 12:20 PM
American wannabe expansionists:
Message received! A victory for Nordic resolve and a victory for proto-Germanic that we all comprehend. Everybody stay winning.
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Message received! A victory for Nordic resolve and a victory for proto-Germanic that we all comprehend. Everybody stay winning.
The truth is just RIGHT in front of people and they don't acknowledge it.
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The truth is just RIGHT in front of people and they don't acknowledge it.
sacre bleu
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
sacre bleu
Or ooh wait maybe put him right in front of the fist like it’s about to hit him!
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Or ooh wait maybe put him right in front of the fist like it’s about to hit him!
that's okay this baby works on any Ayatollah
January 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
that's okay this baby works on any Ayatollah
Here he is defending non-voters in the same wildly unhelpful fashion. (Also picking a fight with David Simon! Which is going to get you insulted in extremely creative and overwritten ways!)
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Here he is defending non-voters in the same wildly unhelpful fashion. (Also picking a fight with David Simon! Which is going to get you insulted in extremely creative and overwritten ways!)
Ah! There we go. (Turns out it’s five years old, who knew.)
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Ah! There we go. (Turns out it’s five years old, who knew.)
Inside you are two wolves and here's the other
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Inside you are two wolves and here's the other
Okay this is both a jaw-dropping piece of Gender and also embarrassingly horny and I do wonder if anyone can even guess who it might be.
January 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Okay this is both a jaw-dropping piece of Gender and also embarrassingly horny and I do wonder if anyone can even guess who it might be.
Futurama was pre-mocking all of this.
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Futurama was pre-mocking all of this.
Our feelings haven't changed, Carol. We just need some space.
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Our feelings haven't changed, Carol. We just need some space.
okay everybody is talking about how cool this lady with the cigarette is but have you considered what will happen when I get this t-shirt out
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
okay everybody is talking about how cool this lady with the cigarette is but have you considered what will happen when I get this t-shirt out