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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky

@gabeynotgabby.bsky.social

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Cascadian comedy gal & @uwdawgpound.bsky.social's mostly-retired new boot goofer. Shows n other stuff updates on my mailing list at www.gabeylucas.com

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · Nov 13

Anyhoo go to shows & be curious about what people are making & doing cuz it's our primary antidote to having a shit time & the current tech-promotional ecosystem is awful & antithetical to thriving cultural scenes

aka come to all my shows & tell your friends 2 read Everett Flabbergasters

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 6h

Glad a lot of us had the same idea re: where the shoes should go

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 7h

I have such an emotional hangover I think you could look at me too mean/nice and I'd burst into tears

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 8h

Told my friend who I was watching the Mariners w/ that I was sad our English teacher had died for 2 big reasons:

1) She was a hockey player & I wish we got to play together
2) Bitch woulda cackled seeing Seattle & the PNW, experiencing Mariners baseball, prove her lesson on Camus right

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 8h

good thing I didn't get ahead of myself

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 2d

Writing another Everett Flabbergasters chapter about our favorite very factual and based-in-reality old PNW baseball teams & realized I needed to amend something. Wouldn't want to get ahead of things when there's only 2 outs, would we now.

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Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program @vincenzo33.bsky.social · 12h

Let us always embrace any ritual or gathering or performing that can turn us, helplessly, into children dancing in the night.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12h

Withered wojak in M’s hat: Stop giving me your toughest battles

Jesus: How are you still alive?

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 12h

(Last week)

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Amanda Lane Cumming @amandalc.bsky.social · 16h

What a thing to wake up and remember that the Mariners won that torturous game and get to keep torturing us! 4-7 more games! It’s gonna be awful and I’m so happy!!

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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 15h

Humpy the Salmon, Seattle Mariners, 2025 Topps style

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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 1d

EVERYBODY CRYING IN THE BAR

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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 1d

please for the love of god let us leave this bar

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 21h

Man i really picked a bad time to do the last performance of my standup show about the pig war...

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Todd MacDermid @tmacd.bsky.social · 1d

The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of Humpy.

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rockedfaces @rockedfaces.bsky.social · 1d

Postgame dance party is EXACTLY what I wanted

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

the mariners are going to play for the american league championship i don’t believe it, it just continues

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 1d

FOR HUMPY! 😭

The Mariner Moose lifts Humpy the Salmon up in celebration after Humpy won the Salmon Run for the first time ever. Mariners fans can be seen going wild in the background.

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Not the Seattle Mariners @mariners.bsky.social · 1d

Here is what set a series of events into motion that led to the #mariners win 🤣🔱

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 22h

I think we should get to keep him now

Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 22h

....he was with them??? 🥺

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you Dave

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 1d

Declaring war on Kitsap County just cuz you didnt get the Nobel feels harsh

James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 2d

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 3d

WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances

It reads:

"This man is your FRIEND

He fights for FREEDOM"

The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 1d

If I ate edibles & then watched the Mariners in a game 5 determining whether they'll play for the AL championship I'm pretty sure it'd open up a portal to hell or at least rip the space-time continuum apart

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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 1d

Thing is I don't know how big the dose was I took cuz it was my roommate's green card-acquired weed butter (we were in Canada pre-recreational legality where it was medically legal & pretty much anyone could get a green card) that I just smothered on toast, so I have no reference point