Gandermonium
@gandermonium.bsky.social
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Non-League idiots talking bollocks about (mostly) football & mainly Sutton United FC. Football league and we f*cked it up... Site: gandermonium.com Insta: @gandermonium
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When the assignment was NOT understood! 😂

Catch the full story here https://episode.suttonpodcast.com/251008

#SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #AmberArmy #InItTogether #SuttonPodcast
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Farnham blog should be up tomorrow afternoon sometime. Sadly Taz has had a mental breakdown reliving it all. We bloody told him not to watch the highlights, but would he listen? 🙄
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Same as all the other bollocks they come out with. Lasts about 2 weeks and then gets forgotten.
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Photos from Sutton United's 3-3 draw at Farnham Town in the @emiratesfacup.bsky.social:

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Photos not to be used without permission.
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Mr Pepperami approves! Stolen from @paulloughlin.bsky.social by 4Days. We also had no pepperami. At all.
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Shitting in your dishwasher is absolutely the perfect analogy for our performance today.
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Got back from the pub after a good night. Felt the need to empty my bowels. Also felt the need for some science. Laid a good sized turn in the dishwasher, put in a tablet with a powerball, turned it on. The morning was dreadful. In future I'll rely on thought experiments.
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To be honest, we've been saying for years no one beats Sutton United quite like Sutton United does. Glad to see the Beeb catching on....
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Guess the meet the manager's off then? 🤔😆
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3-3 FT. If I speak, there will be trouble...
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Level in the 7th of 6 added! Njoku drives wide, ball low ax, not cleared and Harris hammers in in low from the edge! 3-3!!
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6 added. We'll probably waste every last second of it...
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Sub. Dabre on. Tizzard off. 10 to go....jesus christ...
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Sub. Ogbonna off. Boutin on.
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Corner. Taylor glancing header, off the line!
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Laughable absolutely laughable. Down the line, ball ax. 3-2. That simple. Bunch of clowns this lot. Worthless.
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RIGHT YOU PRICKS, LET'S GET THIS DONE!! Harris slips in Ogbonna, low ax and Njoku levels! 2-2.
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Sub. Njoku on. Wadham off.
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And then they go and almost gift a third!! David makes the save. WAKE UP YOU CUNTS!!
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Christ. They've done it again. 3mins after the restart, wander wide, square. Tap in. 2-1. Absolutely shocking.
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Christ. They've done it again. 3mins after the restart, wander wide, square. Tap in. 2-1. Absolutely shocking.
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Half time crossbar challenge here. Bloke on PA trying to drum up some atmos. "Sutton fans, let's hear you!".

"You're fucking shiiiiit, you're fucking shiiiiit, you're fucking shit...".

Acceptable. 😆