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Elle

@gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social

880 followers 40 following 110 posts

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · Mar 6

Wanna clown around?

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 4h

I made a video giving one of my friends a lap dance and I think it’s actually one of my favorite videos I’ve ever made for the spicy site

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 10h

Ily!! I’m happy you like it

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 4d

He’s the sweetest baby ever

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 5d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 6d

we HAVE to convince filmmakers to stop filming shit on iPhones dude. just use a DSLR with like a decent lens im begging you!!

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 8d

Tummy hurty :(

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 10d

Oh dear god

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 10d

Every drive through needs a “nope” option so you can get out if it’s taking too long or you otherwise just need to get out. Why have I been stuck in a drive thru for 10 minutes when I have an appointment in a few

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 13d

Someone talk me out of getting bangs again

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 17d

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 18d

Succubus? Catgirl? Why not both

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 18d

I’m officially “slightly moved to get comfy in bed and somehow injured myself in the process” old

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Slick Jagger. @slickjagger.bsky.social · 23d

You’re only as cool as you treat people.

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 23d

The AI on Google and the fact that you can’t turn it off

Also I miss $5 footlongs at Subway

erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jan 13

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

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MARC in a Cold Climate @marccold.bsky.social · 23d

No headphone jacks on anything

Runner-up: Snapple no longer comes in glass bottles and no longer has facts on the caps

erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jan 13

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 25d

It takes literally half the work, the quality is NOT there, you can literally always tell it came from a phone

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · 25d

My most boomer opinion is that iPhone photography isn’t photography I’m SORRY

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · Sep 11

You were also the way I found out 😭

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · Sep 9

Stopppp posting your kids online especially if you have a large following

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · Sep 8

Their Instagram’s are izabella_rebel and pandoras.box02 🫶

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · Sep 8

One thing about me is I will ALWAYS get on my knees for beautiful women

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · Sep 4

Respectfully, woof woof woof, bark bark bark, awooga

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Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · Sep 2

So horrifying fact, she actually wrote it into twilight canon that there can’t be vampires of color

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · Sep 1

SAME

Elle @gardenvarietyegirl.bsky.social · Aug 30

🖤

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