Gary Morris
@garymmorris.bsky.social
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literary agent, curfewed flâneur
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“Brian Eno Was practicing Oblique Strategies in Exactly the Right Way”
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How it started
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How it’s going
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MitchcConnell: ally of the proletariat
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It’s going to be real test of the Trump cult as these boat parade admirals watch the price of bilge pumps soar by 72%
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I guess—and I never thought I’d see it—we’re in a post-It’s-the-economy-stupid world
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News? @nytimes.com, you reviewed a musical about this statistic in 1988!
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Missed that last season where Ted Lasso takes over El Salvador
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According to Jill Lepore, this is the most plastic-surgeried inauguration.
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Haydn's team just sent a cease & desist order to the inauguration committee
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“The Zone of Interest” was not the Oscar winner I expected to sell theme park rights
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His two best movies!
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He really must have hated A Complete Unknown
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On the bright side, no one’s bowling alone anymore
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Count on Susan Collins to make Matt Gaetz’s withdrawal over statutory rape allegations sound like he was first off the boat at Normandy
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People literally just wanted eggs to be cheaper and they're going to get Attorney General Humbert Humbert plus the return of polio.
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Advertisements for AI make it painfully obvious that they realize that having spent billions to develop it, they desperately need to come up with something to do with it.
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Kamala had one chance to win: if at every rally she read verbatim the Project 2025 paragraph about outlawing all pornography. She’d have run the board.
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Truly is the end, final times
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Additionally, 41 in 1907 is like 104 in 2024 years
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Han Kang is 53–I dispute this blatant editorializing
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“Whomst amongst us has not accepted a free upgrade when offered?” -- Eric Adams's attorney

“Is extra legroom illegal now?” -- Also Eric Adams's attorney
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Perfect moment for a massive Trump boat parade in the Gulf.