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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 5h

And honestly, these are the people I'm more worried about than like, Trump himself coming down on me. I'm more afraid of the small local dipshits who feel empowered and are ready to bring the hammer down for no reason other than being annoyed.

iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 5h

Like there's no way so many of these people are on the radar of the feds. This was 100% a local DA or something who got pissed off at the embarrassment and decided to dial the 1-800-RETALIATION number or whatever.

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 5h

Yes obviously a lot of this is that the federal government is absolutely monstrous now but you have to imagine that a lot of this is just local tyrants, tiny little Hitlers in communities who can finally throw their weight around because the feds are happy to give them the tools to do it

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 7h

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 5h

for those of you not following The Deep Lore I'm now on like my twelfth sona which goes back and forth between sun bear and mouse and rat,

iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 5h

fuck it, rent-lowering reskeet

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Jade ➡️ BLFC 🎲 @cupsofjade.bsky.social · 1d

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 6h

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 1d

So now the Brewers better win tomorrow

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Raven Paine @ravenpaine.bsky.social · 11h

my friend just shared this with me

Dr Eggman Robotnic drawn in two images, Designed with Gamers in mind: Caked up Robotnic, Designed with activists in mind: no ass Robotnic looks sad

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 10h

lrs pretty much

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 1d

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

TheGamersician 🎮🎶 @thegamersician.com · 1d

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Speak for yourself lol

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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 14h

i found out about the news throught the simpsons shitpost subreddit, funny enough

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 15h

lmfao that's what he looks like now?

Clickhole Headline: ‘May I, Papa?’: McDonald’s Is Releasing A New Fig And Ladyfinger McFlurry For Fancy Little Boys Who Desire A Treat

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 15h

HE'S DOING IT, HE'S CALLING MAMDANI "BOY" bsky.app/profile/coli...

Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 1d

[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 15h

Undefeated top summer jam for sixteen consecutive years

iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 15h

There is zero chance I can be convinced that the ant shtick was more important than what they did in the ring because otherwise Bullet Ant and Worker II would have taken off

iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 17h

More literal bones than that

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 17h

I think it's a complete misunderstanding of why the Colony worked (it wasn't "they are ants and an old woman in Kentucky knows why a fire ant would wrestle and use a fireman's carry")

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 17h

sorry gang I don't really like the bone man he's not my favorite

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 17h

It's just super funny to me that Mike Quackenbush looked at the guy dressed like a superhero who jumped off of stuff and was graceful and played the sympathetic babyface well seriously thought "the reason this works is he's an ant and people understand that ants should wrestle."

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 17h

He gets a great reaction because he is an ant and people know what an ant is and why one would wrestle. An old woman in a Victorian home in Kentucky knows what an ant is and why a fire one would use a Burning Hammer.

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 17h

"His differentiating value proposition is, succinctly, the Energetic Insect Grappler" is a sentence I think about a lot

Chob @chob316.is.tired.fyi · 20h

With Orange Cassidy being part of a major pro wrestling crossover with the DC Universe at NYCC, I’d like to take this opportunity to dunk on Mike Quackenbush.

Mike Quackenbush extols the virtues of Fire Ant over Orange Cassidy.

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 17h

remember when Kid Rock tried to get a wrestlemania crowd to yell "get in the pit and try to love someone" and nobody did because it's not a memorable lyric

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 17h

dude you're 54 years old and still calling yourself Kid Rock, which was already a tacky name thirty years ago when Devil Without a Cause was goin' plat'num

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 18h

He doesn't even have to play just be like "oh btw Joey Votto is back" he deserves this

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iiiiiiiiit's gem! 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 18h

I will cheer for the Blue Jays if they add Votto back to the roster so he can finally go deep in the postseason

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