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*fart noise*

*reverbs through hallway*

He/Him |35|
Pinned
now that's how you get people on you're side

show them that you're not afraid to throw hands
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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“And you’ll never have to pay for drinks anywhere ever again! Your money will be no good in any restaurant! Everywhere you go people will clap you on the back and shout your catchphrase! You can probably run for office! For the rest of your life you’ll be lauded as The Guy Who Flipped Off ICE!”
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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tom homan accepted a $50k bribe from under cover FBI agents delivered in a paper bag,,,

this fuckin jabroni
Q: The demand was to get ICE and CBP out. To replace Bovino with Tom Homan...do you think that's a satisfactory change?

TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Seems relevant.
From Absolute Wonder Woman #3.
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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ICE has killed 9 folks in the first 26 days of ‘26:

• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos

They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.
January 26, 2026 at 8:57 PM
guess we know why AOC stopped doing things with Tim after the 2024 election

jesus christ...
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Hey Timmy. What PRECISELY makes you think these jackbooted jackoffs deserve the benefit of the doubt? What EXACTLY makes you think that they aren't going to keep doing the same shit because they know pinheads like you are gonna let them off at the slightest change just so you don't have to step up?
Q: The demand was to get ICE and CBP out. To replace Bovino with Tom Homan...do you think that's a satisfactory change?

TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
i ain't sad that the Watch dogs series is dead in the water

im annoyed that it ended on a game (Legion) that was mid as hell
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Vienna Convention puts embassies & consulates as “inviolable”: can’t be searched, entered, etc by security forces w/o permission of mission.

So a warrant is besides the point except as extra fascist fuckery.

Not extraterritorial in sense it’s Ecuadorian land…

…& this is not how one does things
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis

ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone

They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Don't fall for the hype! Bovino was reassigned and that's significant but the broader mission is far from over
Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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The Sopranos Happy Ending
@roccobotte.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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Fire flames from @nathangrayson.bsky.social in his latest piece about Highguard, which also fully triggered my PTSD -- not just because of how cogently he describes the sloptuber cycle, but because of the Vara Dark jumpscare lmfao
aftermath.site/highguard-re...
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Trump had dinner with this guy.
White nationalist Nick Fuentes says that Alex Pretti was a "race traitor' and his killing by Border Patrol agents means there is "one less asshole in the world." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
January 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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At least I had a reason to draw him again.
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."

ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Italy's gotta arrest any of these psychos, when they show up to the winter Olympias
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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wait, so Visa, Mastercard et. al can go after video game storefronts for six fucking months for having porn games but the moment X/Grok starts generating ACTUAL CHILD PORN they CHANGE THEIR POLICIES? dawg,
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Fucking boo
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Oh so NOW Trump wants to keep Epstein away from teenagers
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Given that Larry Ellison got an ownership stake in TikTok,I'm not surprised.
TikTok uninstalls are reportedly up ~150% this week 📱

This follows the U.S. joint venture takeover

(via CNBC)
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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"I am 5 years old"

Shut it all down. All of it. ICE, DHS, Border Patrol, the entire Republican Party, all the fascist billionaires, X, Tesla, Avelo, and every Democrat who supports them.

It's evil through and through.
Here is the child’s drawing.
January 27, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Billy's pregnant Dilbert cel skyrockets in value! #comedypodcast #movies
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
*taps the sign*
January 27, 2026 at 3:54 PM