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writer. speculative fiction and horror. chaotic poster. old ass millennial. He/Him. Geoffreykeel.com
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Okay, as promised, and better late than never, slots 100-91 of my Top 100 Horror Movies of All Time! I’m going to be dropping these 10 spots at a time every week or so, so keep those eyes peeled if you want to follow along. (Also, 👀 check that banner Sara made for me 👀)
The Top 100 Horror Films of All Time
100-91 In July, 2023, I posted a blog to this site titled Top 200 Horror Movies of All Time/Horror Movie Watchlist in which I explained my intention to watch a list of my own creation, a list compi…
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marie.likes.earth
just heard there's a way out other than through
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shaneanderson.bsky.social
CHATTANOOGA FILM FESTIVAL making No AI a key rule for film eligibility is so fucking great!

More of this, especially with the rise of film fests with all-AI promom materials, this gives me hope!
Rules stating no ai.
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Including Throbbing Gristle’s “Hamburger Lady” on a children’s “Spooky Halloween” mix to insure they know Halloween isn’t a fucking joke
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Been holding on to their “this is the turning point” tees so long they missed the exit
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Bunch of smiling laughing good wholesome churchgoing fascist fucks in a Charlie Kirk march on the greenway this morning. About 30-40 of them parading for no one, as I was one of three people other than them out there this morning. Happy Saturday everyone
geoffreykeel.bsky.social
At its core “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” is about how musicians who accomplish everything through studio effects will never measure up to a traditional player
geoffreykeel.bsky.social
And if the devil does have a boss, why isn’t Johnny challenging *him* to fiddle-offs?
geoffreykeel.bsky.social
“The Devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind (?)'cause he was way behind (???)
And he was willing to make a deal”

In a bind to whom? Way behind for whom? Does Charlie Daniels think the Devil has a boss??
geoffreykeel.bsky.social
Lol I was like Fox is coming in a little hot, but okay
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Ten horror films to get to know me

Night of the Living Dead
Kwaidan
When Evil Lurks
Carnival of Souls
Hausu
Possession
Audition
Near Dark
Frankenstein (1931)
Mandy
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Ten horror films to GET TA KNOW ME

Pearl
Weapons
Late Night with the Devil
Alien
The Thing
Hereditary
John Dies at the End
Existenz
Men
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Damage to the historical record after the collapse of the Western Empires has left historians divided as to whether the frog was a symbol used by the fascist or antifascist combatants.
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slackerpal.bsky.social
How many more years of "man-made horrors too stupid to believe" do we have to go through before we get to the ones BEYOND comprehension?
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Getting in on the ground floor of the class action lawsuit in order to eventually afford real healthcare
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Watching through the Friday the 13th movies, some of them I’ve seen a bunch and others this is my first, and while I don’t think any of them are Great, parts I, II, and IV are quality fun, and I’m surprised to find that it’s not until the Vth installment that the cocaine really catches up to them
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danifroom.bsky.social
The Nobel Peace Prize went to a woman cheering on the wanton murder of her fellow countrymen and expressing excitement to work with American Nazis if she gets into power. Seems a lot less of a repudiation of the spread of fascism and more like an embrace of it.
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geoffreykeel.bsky.social
Why are people acting like 1) the Nobel peace prize means anything, and 2) that they didn’t just give it to someone who is trying to cozy up to Trump because she thinks his indiscriminate boat murders are “visionary”?
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mrfox.bsky.social
It really doesn't matter how good a deepfake of someone is in a movie, whether it's de-aging or completely fabricating someone. The audience will always be pulled out of the movie, either to think "that looks pretty good!" or "that looks terrible" but they will never remain lost in the story
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bough.cloud
transubstantiated divine flesh with a crunchy candy shell
25% OFF Jesus Pieces
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Why is everyone mad at *checks hastily scrawled note* Onion Kerning?
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Johnny Cash being the one single country artist you were allowed to like regardless of what subculture you belonged to tells me that the person who wrote that he was “deeply uncool” was raised on nothing but corporate slop
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Quitting Bluesky to return to my roots*

*trolling Nickelback fans on the MTV.com message boards