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The Top 100 Horror Films of All Time
100-91 In July, 2023, I posted a blog to this site titled Top 200 Horror Movies of All Time/Horror Movie Watchlist in which I explained my intention to watch a list of my own creation, a list compi…
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Okay, as promised, and better late than never, slots 100-91 of my Top 100 Horror Movies of All Time! I’m going to be dropping these 10 spots at a time every week or so, so keep those eyes peeled if you want to follow along. (Also, 👀 check that banner Sara made for me 👀)
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gender neutral alternatives to “ladies & gentlemen”:
ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
gender neutral alternatives to “ladies & gentlemen”:
If you’re cooking your thanksgiving food the day before thanksgiving in order to eat it on thanksgiving then what you’re eating on thanksgiving is thanksgiving leftovers
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you’re cooking your thanksgiving food the day before thanksgiving in order to eat it on thanksgiving then what you’re eating on thanksgiving is thanksgiving leftovers
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In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
November 27, 2024 at 7:11 PM
In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
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no more breaking news only mending news from now on
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
no more breaking news only mending news from now on
Baking pies, watching Tubi’s live MST3k channel, things of that nature
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Baking pies, watching Tubi’s live MST3k channel, things of that nature
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They should bring back this font, a sort of Spooky Sans
August 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They should bring back this font, a sort of Spooky Sans
“I hate when people *insert thing I’ve never once seen anyone do, thereby informing everyone that your family and/or friends are true sickos*”
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“I hate when people *insert thing I’ve never once seen anyone do, thereby informing everyone that your family and/or friends are true sickos*”
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I went to a friend’s house for thanksgiving back in high school, and after the meal, his dad went up into the attic and came down with this old cardboard dishwasher box full of boxing gloves and all the men and boys went out in the backyard and boxed, and no one was surprised, like it was tradition
November 23, 2023 at 2:33 PM
I went to a friend’s house for thanksgiving back in high school, and after the meal, his dad went up into the attic and came down with this old cardboard dishwasher box full of boxing gloves and all the men and boys went out in the backyard and boxed, and no one was surprised, like it was tradition
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I’m like if a vampire couldn’t go out after dark. Sun’s goin down sorry gotta sleep or I’ll die
July 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m like if a vampire couldn’t go out after dark. Sun’s goin down sorry gotta sleep or I’ll die
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Asked my vampire buddy if he’s got my back on this problem I got goin on, and he was like, “You know I vill go to…bat…for you” and I don’t know if he was agreeing or just making one of his little vampire puns he does sometimes
March 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Asked my vampire buddy if he’s got my back on this problem I got goin on, and he was like, “You know I vill go to…bat…for you” and I don’t know if he was agreeing or just making one of his little vampire puns he does sometimes
Oooooo the sun kills you? Lol ever heard of melanoma mfer?
“A vampire must be invited in before they can enter a home” yeah mfer that’s how this works for everyone, y’all ever hear of manners
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oooooo the sun kills you? Lol ever heard of melanoma mfer?
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This is every caricature drawing I’ve ever seen of Jerry Lewis.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is every caricature drawing I’ve ever seen of Jerry Lewis.
We should talk more about chad Seth Green from the cover of Rat Race (2001)
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We should talk more about chad Seth Green from the cover of Rat Race (2001)
Choking on my own saliva call that phlegm fatale
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Choking on my own saliva call that phlegm fatale
Is it possible that a film might have too much talent?
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Is it possible that a film might have too much talent?
Star Wars is a non-entity in my life, though I’ve seen them all other than Solo and Rise, and if I’m being honest, watching y’all constantly hash out this discourse, it seems tiring. You look tired. You could use a rest. So could we.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Star Wars is a non-entity in my life, though I’ve seen them all other than Solo and Rise, and if I’m being honest, watching y’all constantly hash out this discourse, it seems tiring. You look tired. You could use a rest. So could we.
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That feeling after a friend’s death where the thought that you’ve forgotten to inform someone of their passing persists because there’s now one less person who needs to know so you just carry it with you, too few words said, forever
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That feeling after a friend’s death where the thought that you’ve forgotten to inform someone of their passing persists because there’s now one less person who needs to know so you just carry it with you, too few words said, forever
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getting my shit together (multitudes contained)
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
getting my shit together (multitudes contained)
As soon as I scrolled to the second entry and saw Wayne’s World at the embarrassing for all involved #99, I knew that list wasn’t for me
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
As soon as I scrolled to the second entry and saw Wayne’s World at the embarrassing for all involved #99, I knew that list wasn’t for me
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As part of the Thanksgiving tradition, celebrants must spend the weekend prior debating whether Thanksgiving sucks or is good actually. This is an important part of the festivities and must be observed.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As part of the Thanksgiving tradition, celebrants must spend the weekend prior debating whether Thanksgiving sucks or is good actually. This is an important part of the festivities and must be observed.
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Every week or so Sara gives me a recap of things that have happened on TikTok cause I’m not on there, I call this Tok Soup
August 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Every week or so Sara gives me a recap of things that have happened on TikTok cause I’m not on there, I call this Tok Soup
As part of the Thanksgiving tradition, celebrants must spend the weekend prior debating whether Thanksgiving sucks or is good actually. This is an important part of the festivities and must be observed.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As part of the Thanksgiving tradition, celebrants must spend the weekend prior debating whether Thanksgiving sucks or is good actually. This is an important part of the festivities and must be observed.