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Dr. Doug

@raptorbreath.bsky.social

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shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law inventor of onion air

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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · Aug 6

i'm here for a good time, not a bad time

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3h

nw: sunset limousine
(that lady really looks like the waitress from always sunny)

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 9h

just called a guy "a pasta salad that's been left out too long"

i am not to be trifled with

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 11h

took me way too long to see the onion text at the top. i was so confused

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 11h

sorry to correct you bro, but it's tubi or not tubi

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 13h

brian with an h

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 13h

if it doesn't say patrick cudahy, it's not a genuine hamdinger. tired of all these counterfeit hamdingers

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d

news you can use

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d

scientists say they are close to figuring out why pee is stored in the balls

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Nicole 🪲 @fossilforager.bsky.social · 1d

Whale Fall pin 🦀🐋🦑

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d

i keep mixing this up with death becomes her

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d

might have to make a strategic alliance with spencer's gifts

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d

somebody infiltrated antifa hq

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 17d

Yeah I'm bisexual I wanna fuck Bigfoots and draculas

Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d

damn, they made a swagless british jason alexander