Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law
inventor of onion air
inventor of onion air
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Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
ยท Aug 6
i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
time to fuck shit up
kermit the frog is in a video game and has a special beam ability
Alt: kermit the frog is in a video game and has a special beam ability
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
time to fuck shit up
my life coach just benched me for the rest of the season ๐
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
my life coach just benched me for the rest of the season ๐
tonight we're gonna let the carbon monoxide poisoning do the talking
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
tonight we're gonna let the carbon monoxide poisoning do the talking
i put the meaty in meteorology
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i put the meaty in meteorology
i think you'll get a couple different answers on that
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i think you'll get a couple different answers on that
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imagine the billboards
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
imagine the billboards
time to put on my bitch boots (aqua socks)
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
time to put on my bitch boots (aqua socks)
you can't just go to the next town over and start a secret 2nd family anymore. we used to be a proper country
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
you can't just go to the next town over and start a secret 2nd family anymore. we used to be a proper country
i am become dauber dybinski
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i am become dauber dybinski
i should probably increase my broing down. thx coach
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i should probably increase my broing down. thx coach
existentially speaking, what's my motivation here?
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
existentially speaking, what's my motivation here?
DO NOT refer to cum as milk. you will be reported
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
DO NOT refer to cum as milk. you will be reported
ppl would absolutely pay to drink that
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ppl would absolutely pay to drink that
two very complementary flavors. the way they were meant to be enjoyed
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
two very complementary flavors. the way they were meant to be enjoyed
it sounds more like a request than a title
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
it sounds more like a request than a title
it tastes pretty much the same as orange flavored celsius
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
it tastes pretty much the same as orange flavored celsius
somebody filled their car with mcdonalds orange drink
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
somebody filled their car with mcdonalds orange drink
i had no idea sex involved being naked, i won't do it
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i had no idea sex involved being naked, i won't do it
CAN YOU BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
CAN YOU BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?
young people have begun smoking a plant known as marijuana
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
young people have begun smoking a plant known as marijuana
not using ur turn signal is a signal that ur a turd
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
not using ur turn signal is a signal that ur a turd
i might have slight hyperacusis? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i might have slight hyperacusis? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
i mostly just remember a lot of space docking
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i mostly just remember a lot of space docking
