Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law
inventor of onion air
inventor of onion air
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Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
· Aug 6
i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
what is it that drives some ppl to hit reply all to a generic company-wide holiday email? keep your bullshit to yourself ronda
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
what is it that drives some ppl to hit reply all to a generic company-wide holiday email? keep your bullshit to yourself ronda
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fuckin on a sex dick
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
fuckin on a sex dick
stopped by the office to fart
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
stopped by the office to fart
note that the lens and the camera are sold separately, you idiot
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
note that the lens and the camera are sold separately, you idiot
my life coach just benched me for the rest of the season 😔
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
my life coach just benched me for the rest of the season 😔
tonight we're gonna let the carbon monoxide poisoning do the talking
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
tonight we're gonna let the carbon monoxide poisoning do the talking
i put the meaty in meteorology
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i put the meaty in meteorology
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time to put on my bitch boots (aqua socks)
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
time to put on my bitch boots (aqua socks)
i am become dauber dybinski
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i am become dauber dybinski
existentially speaking, what's my motivation here?
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
existentially speaking, what's my motivation here?
DO NOT refer to cum as milk. you will be reported
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
DO NOT refer to cum as milk. you will be reported
i had no idea sex involved being naked, i won't do it
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i had no idea sex involved being naked, i won't do it
CAN YOU BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
CAN YOU BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?
not using ur turn signal is a signal that ur a turd
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
not using ur turn signal is a signal that ur a turd
i might have slight hyperacusis? 🤷♂️
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i might have slight hyperacusis? 🤷♂️
you're either with me or you're eventually with me
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
you're either with me or you're eventually with me
time for some sugary garbage
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
time for some sugary garbage
quaid should start the reactor
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
quaid should start the reactor
made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy
so glad they were able to track down the last rafflesia hasseltii and eradicate that gross plant from this earth. good work guys
WE FOUND IT! We trekked day and night through tiger-patrolled Sumatran rainforests accessible only under permit for this: Rafflesia hasseltii. Few people have ever seen this flower, and we watched it open by night. Magic.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
so glad they were able to track down the last rafflesia hasseltii and eradicate that gross plant from this earth. good work guys