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Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner
Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and Santa hat
Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner
Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and Santa hat
Pinned
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fucking Whitney Chewston ahh bihh
fucking Whitney Chewston ahh bihh
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It sure doesn’t squirt out of the can, as if it was using a water pistol uncontrollable, and twitching
December 10, 2024 at 7:04 AM
It sure doesn’t squirt out of the can, as if it was using a water pistol uncontrollable, and twitching
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I imagine most of them also still wear Sons of Anarchy merch.
I dont trust people with a "loyalty" tattoo
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I imagine most of them also still wear Sons of Anarchy merch.
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yeah nah fr fr mans hotter than a glowing red nickel ball i get it
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
yeah nah fr fr mans hotter than a glowing red nickel ball i get it
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Crocodiles are Marxist revolution
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Crocodiles are Marxist revolution
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Painfully hard nips with frost bit tips
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Painfully hard nips with frost bit tips
yeah nah fr fr mans hotter than a glowing red nickel ball i get it
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
yeah nah fr fr mans hotter than a glowing red nickel ball i get it
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Riveting stuff.
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Riveting stuff.
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Clock and bell torture CBT is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the timepiece. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing wax play, genital spanking squeezing bellbusting floggin urethral play electrostimulation kneeing or kicking.
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Clock and bell torture CBT is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the timepiece. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing wax play, genital spanking squeezing bellbusting floggin urethral play electrostimulation kneeing or kicking.
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This is an achewood plotline
Buy Jello Biafra's car
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December 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is an achewood plotline
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Some libraries also have free online movies on Kanopy
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Some libraries also have free online movies on Kanopy
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The only way this could be more late stage collapse of Rome is if they were playing the Lions
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The only way this could be more late stage collapse of Rome is if they were playing the Lions
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Day 11 #BatMas: Mexican fish-eating bat (Myotis vivesi)🦇🌎🧪
As its name suggest, this bat feeds mainly on marine fish or crustaceans! It hunts by using their large feet, which can be 2 cm long (about 15% total body length!). It is one of the largest species in the genus Myotis!
📸: Stefan Greif
As its name suggest, this bat feeds mainly on marine fish or crustaceans! It hunts by using their large feet, which can be 2 cm long (about 15% total body length!). It is one of the largest species in the genus Myotis!
📸: Stefan Greif
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Day 11 #BatMas: Mexican fish-eating bat (Myotis vivesi)🦇🌎🧪
As its name suggest, this bat feeds mainly on marine fish or crustaceans! It hunts by using their large feet, which can be 2 cm long (about 15% total body length!). It is one of the largest species in the genus Myotis!
📸: Stefan Greif
As its name suggest, this bat feeds mainly on marine fish or crustaceans! It hunts by using their large feet, which can be 2 cm long (about 15% total body length!). It is one of the largest species in the genus Myotis!
📸: Stefan Greif
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Day 10 #BatMas: Rafinesque's big-eared bat (Corynorhinus rafinesquii)🦇🌎🧪
This species is found only in the southeastern US & prefers to roost in mature forests. Bats have ears that are over 2.5 cm (1 inch long)! Although they eat a range of insects, they primarily feed on moths.
📸: Michael Durham
This species is found only in the southeastern US & prefers to roost in mature forests. Bats have ears that are over 2.5 cm (1 inch long)! Although they eat a range of insects, they primarily feed on moths.
📸: Michael Durham
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Day 10 #BatMas: Rafinesque's big-eared bat (Corynorhinus rafinesquii)🦇🌎🧪
This species is found only in the southeastern US & prefers to roost in mature forests. Bats have ears that are over 2.5 cm (1 inch long)! Although they eat a range of insects, they primarily feed on moths.
📸: Michael Durham
This species is found only in the southeastern US & prefers to roost in mature forests. Bats have ears that are over 2.5 cm (1 inch long)! Although they eat a range of insects, they primarily feed on moths.
📸: Michael Durham
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Day 12 #BatMas: Patricia's disk-winged bat (Thyroptera wynneae)🦇🌎🧪
A new species discovered in 2014, it is 1 of 5 species that have suction cups on their thumbs & hind feet, helping them cling onto leaves. They can also be identified by the tricolour hairs on its underbelly
📸: Velazco et al. 2014
A new species discovered in 2014, it is 1 of 5 species that have suction cups on their thumbs & hind feet, helping them cling onto leaves. They can also be identified by the tricolour hairs on its underbelly
📸: Velazco et al. 2014
December 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Day 12 #BatMas: Patricia's disk-winged bat (Thyroptera wynneae)🦇🌎🧪
A new species discovered in 2014, it is 1 of 5 species that have suction cups on their thumbs & hind feet, helping them cling onto leaves. They can also be identified by the tricolour hairs on its underbelly
📸: Velazco et al. 2014
A new species discovered in 2014, it is 1 of 5 species that have suction cups on their thumbs & hind feet, helping them cling onto leaves. They can also be identified by the tricolour hairs on its underbelly
📸: Velazco et al. 2014
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Day 8 #BatMas: Sulawesi fruit bat (Acerodon celebenesis) 🦇🌎🧪
A species found in Indonesia & classified by the IUCN as Vulnerable due to unstainable levels of hunting. They're frugivores, feeding mainly on coconuts and breadfuits – but also act as pollinators for these plants!
📸: Scott Heinrichs
A species found in Indonesia & classified by the IUCN as Vulnerable due to unstainable levels of hunting. They're frugivores, feeding mainly on coconuts and breadfuits – but also act as pollinators for these plants!
📸: Scott Heinrichs
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Day 8 #BatMas: Sulawesi fruit bat (Acerodon celebenesis) 🦇🌎🧪
A species found in Indonesia & classified by the IUCN as Vulnerable due to unstainable levels of hunting. They're frugivores, feeding mainly on coconuts and breadfuits – but also act as pollinators for these plants!
📸: Scott Heinrichs
A species found in Indonesia & classified by the IUCN as Vulnerable due to unstainable levels of hunting. They're frugivores, feeding mainly on coconuts and breadfuits – but also act as pollinators for these plants!
📸: Scott Heinrichs
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Day 9 #BatMas: Eastern red bat (Lasiurus borealis) 🦇🌎🧪
While most bats species give birth to only one pup per year, eastern red’s give birth to about 3 pups on average – with the most being 5 pups! The pups will stay with their mom until they’re weaned at about 1 month of age.
📸: Josh Henderson
While most bats species give birth to only one pup per year, eastern red’s give birth to about 3 pups on average – with the most being 5 pups! The pups will stay with their mom until they’re weaned at about 1 month of age.
📸: Josh Henderson
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Day 9 #BatMas: Eastern red bat (Lasiurus borealis) 🦇🌎🧪
While most bats species give birth to only one pup per year, eastern red’s give birth to about 3 pups on average – with the most being 5 pups! The pups will stay with their mom until they’re weaned at about 1 month of age.
📸: Josh Henderson
While most bats species give birth to only one pup per year, eastern red’s give birth to about 3 pups on average – with the most being 5 pups! The pups will stay with their mom until they’re weaned at about 1 month of age.
📸: Josh Henderson
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Day 7 #BatMas: Lesser horseshoe bat (Rhinolophus hipposideros) 🦇🌎🧪
A species found in Europe & North Africa, it is one of the world’s smallest bats (about 5-9 g). They are solitary, however females will congregate in maternity roosts in June where they give birth & raise pups
📸: Rollin Verlind
A species found in Europe & North Africa, it is one of the world’s smallest bats (about 5-9 g). They are solitary, however females will congregate in maternity roosts in June where they give birth & raise pups
📸: Rollin Verlind
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Day 7 #BatMas: Lesser horseshoe bat (Rhinolophus hipposideros) 🦇🌎🧪
A species found in Europe & North Africa, it is one of the world’s smallest bats (about 5-9 g). They are solitary, however females will congregate in maternity roosts in June where they give birth & raise pups
📸: Rollin Verlind
A species found in Europe & North Africa, it is one of the world’s smallest bats (about 5-9 g). They are solitary, however females will congregate in maternity roosts in June where they give birth & raise pups
📸: Rollin Verlind
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Day 6 #BatMas: Greater false vampire bat (Lyroderma lyra) 🦇🌎🧪
Being a highly carnivorous species – these bats will eat other bats, birds, reptiles and fish. To catch their prey, they use either short searching flights, or they use a sit-and-wait strategy to capture their prey.
📸: gdevender
Being a highly carnivorous species – these bats will eat other bats, birds, reptiles and fish. To catch their prey, they use either short searching flights, or they use a sit-and-wait strategy to capture their prey.
📸: gdevender
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Day 6 #BatMas: Greater false vampire bat (Lyroderma lyra) 🦇🌎🧪
Being a highly carnivorous species – these bats will eat other bats, birds, reptiles and fish. To catch their prey, they use either short searching flights, or they use a sit-and-wait strategy to capture their prey.
📸: gdevender
Being a highly carnivorous species – these bats will eat other bats, birds, reptiles and fish. To catch their prey, they use either short searching flights, or they use a sit-and-wait strategy to capture their prey.
📸: gdevender
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Trigger warning for joy: Nazis in their inevitable habitat (☠️ by their own hand)
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Trigger warning for joy: Nazis in their inevitable habitat (☠️ by their own hand)
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“Welcome to Supply Chain Management 201. There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.”
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Welcome to Supply Chain Management 201. There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.”
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Economy must be terrible because people are coming out of retirement and pushing young people out of the workforce.
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Economy must be terrible because people are coming out of retirement and pushing young people out of the workforce.
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While adorable I gotta maintain my vendetta against the shiny peachickens for stealing my hotdog at the Milwaukee zoo, buncha bluegreen assholes them birds
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
While adorable I gotta maintain my vendetta against the shiny peachickens for stealing my hotdog at the Milwaukee zoo, buncha bluegreen assholes them birds