Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
they/them
Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
🌱🪬🌱
you can tell Still Wakes the Deep is a leftist game from the way it has fully OSHA-compliant safety signage
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
you can tell Still Wakes the Deep is a leftist game from the way it has fully OSHA-compliant safety signage
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“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
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"uHHhHhHhh i'm gonna leave samsara," --idiots who probably also only ride roller coasters once
September 6, 2023 at 7:30 PM
"uHHhHhHhh i'm gonna leave samsara," --idiots who probably also only ride roller coasters once
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No, I wasn't on my last legs. I've got maybe 10 more in the closet.
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
No, I wasn't on my last legs. I've got maybe 10 more in the closet.
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oh no, are publishers getting squeamish about buying queer books right now for some impossible-to-guess reason??
sounds like our books need to get even more queer, relentlessly queer, battle-axe queer, cackling queer
sounds like our books need to get even more queer, relentlessly queer, battle-axe queer, cackling queer
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
oh no, are publishers getting squeamish about buying queer books right now for some impossible-to-guess reason??
sounds like our books need to get even more queer, relentlessly queer, battle-axe queer, cackling queer
sounds like our books need to get even more queer, relentlessly queer, battle-axe queer, cackling queer
imagine if everyone took the pent-up rage & frustration they usually reserve to vent upon customer service employees and redirected it towards yelling at cops & politicians
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
imagine if everyone took the pent-up rage & frustration they usually reserve to vent upon customer service employees and redirected it towards yelling at cops & politicians
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It's kind of one of those things were I suspect a lot of good faith liberals - the kind of people who identifies as liberal because they were told liberals = dignity, autonomy, and respect for others - are finding out that a lot of what leftists have told them is directly applicable to the moment.
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It's kind of one of those things were I suspect a lot of good faith liberals - the kind of people who identifies as liberal because they were told liberals = dignity, autonomy, and respect for others - are finding out that a lot of what leftists have told them is directly applicable to the moment.
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick.
pls RT
"La Migra" - common slang for ICE
"La Patrulla" - "The Patrol"
"No digas nada" - "Say nothing."
¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?"
"¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?"
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pls RT
"La Migra" - common slang for ICE
"La Patrulla" - "The Patrol"
"No digas nada" - "Say nothing."
¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?"
"¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?"
Escondense - Hide
January 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick.
pls RT
"La Migra" - common slang for ICE
"La Patrulla" - "The Patrol"
"No digas nada" - "Say nothing."
¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?"
"¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?"
Escondense - Hide
pls RT
"La Migra" - common slang for ICE
"La Patrulla" - "The Patrol"
"No digas nada" - "Say nothing."
¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?"
"¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?"
Escondense - Hide
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Oranges and lemon tea #oilpainting #art
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Oranges and lemon tea #oilpainting #art
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A few more, including maps of where they're taking the people they snatch, and a hotel receipt.
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
A few more, including maps of where they're taking the people they snatch, and a hotel receipt.
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this motherfucker should run for president. not joking
ICE must be abolished. It has become a lawless, rogue agency. Federal law enforcement agencies must follow the law, if they're going to have any credibility enforcing it.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
this motherfucker should run for president. not joking
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"visualization" and "positive thinking" are not enough to solve the very real problems that we are facing as a society. they might help you convert those squid beaks that have been accumulating in your stomachs into a rare and valuable perfume fixative, though. so it doesn't hurt to keep trying
April 17, 2024 at 8:14 PM
"visualization" and "positive thinking" are not enough to solve the very real problems that we are facing as a society. they might help you convert those squid beaks that have been accumulating in your stomachs into a rare and valuable perfume fixative, though. so it doesn't hurt to keep trying
a beaver is just a nutria that put all its points into crafting
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
a beaver is just a nutria that put all its points into crafting
why do none of their vests match lmao why is that one guy in a hoodie
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
why do none of their vests match lmao why is that one guy in a hoodie
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Over 80 years ago, a rights-based social democracy as envisioned by FDR was a wildly popular part of the Democratic platform. They've been in retreat ever since.
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Over 80 years ago, a rights-based social democracy as envisioned by FDR was a wildly popular part of the Democratic platform. They've been in retreat ever since.
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“don’t give them what they want” they want to finish destroying reconstruction, they want to commit acts of racial terror at will, they want to destroy our way of life and our society. you’re the one giving them what they want, pussy
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 AM
“don’t give them what they want” they want to finish destroying reconstruction, they want to commit acts of racial terror at will, they want to destroy our way of life and our society. you’re the one giving them what they want, pussy
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New: meet ELITE, the Palantir app ICE is using to find neighborhoods to raid. Map interface; officers search for immigrants; click person to bring up individual dossier. This is clearest link between what Palantir is building and ICE's activities on the ground yet www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
‘ELITE’: The Palantir App ICE Uses to Find Neighborhoods to Raid
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activit...
www.404media.co
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
New: meet ELITE, the Palantir app ICE is using to find neighborhoods to raid. Map interface; officers search for immigrants; click person to bring up individual dossier. This is clearest link between what Palantir is building and ICE's activities on the ground yet www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
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ChatGPT: our user base is that percentage of dudes who were polled and said they could beat Serena Williams at tennis
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
ChatGPT: our user base is that percentage of dudes who were polled and said they could beat Serena Williams at tennis
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This is where I reached in about 2021 and what happens is: you stop asking why they’re doing their jobs so badly - there’s no way to explain that - and you start understanding that they’re mostly doing the jobs they were actually hired to do, which are quite different to the ones you see in movies.
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This is where I reached in about 2021 and what happens is: you stop asking why they’re doing their jobs so badly - there’s no way to explain that - and you start understanding that they’re mostly doing the jobs they were actually hired to do, which are quite different to the ones you see in movies.
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in order to become a great chess player, you must first destroy all of your potential opponents with psychic and physical violence
November 26, 2024 at 4:07 PM
in order to become a great chess player, you must first destroy all of your potential opponents with psychic and physical violence
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they should introduce a new rule to chess where you can win by falling deeply in love with your opponent
November 22, 2024 at 5:35 PM
they should introduce a new rule to chess where you can win by falling deeply in love with your opponent
