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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

Jane
@Whooping_Jane
blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine
Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
1:40 PM • 2/3/19 • Twitter Web Client

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 10h

love my little guys, dont know what id do without em

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q2k 🎃 @q2k.bsky.social · 14h

Isn't it weird to think that some people don't have characters? Like. What do you mean you don't have little guys you made up in your head that you imagine doing things for funsies?

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 10h

i keep one of these in the cupholder of my lifted Subaru Baja

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 11h

personally i do not trust any of the parties involved

Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 12h

then she was too woke & feminist so now it’s Sidney Sweeney

Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 12h

if bsky doesnt have an algorithm, why am i being forced to see posts about Big Brother, a thing i have never posted about or interacted with, from accounts i do not follow, on the Following feed?

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 16h

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 16h

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 13h

it means “destroy one of every ten”

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cedar subaru lesbian @pussy.meangirls.online · 13h

can we keep calling portland a hellhole until rent starts going down

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

currently regretting my decision not to buy a 6’ neon pink plastic skeleton from Joann Fabrics this time last year

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

upon further observation i am convinced all these people are beards

Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

i love going to the food carts and observing the straight people

Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

i love going to the food carts and observing the straight people

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

used to have a job disposing of outdated machinery from a semiconductor factory

mindboggling amount of very expensive material getting scrapped every single day

thousands of hours of labor, materials, transport…just into the garbage

Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

eric andre: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

a guitar is a percussion instrument if you hit it with a hammer

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

“just file paperwork with the state of Oregon, it’s easy!”

my guy my dude my brother do you read the fucking news???

🔪 Elora Raven 🔪 @slut.fyi · 1d

if you're somewhat early in transition and have changed your name, and you feel like the bullshit around getting that recognized by institutions will never end, yes - that is correct.

my name change was in 2019 i'm getting got by it in the year of our lord 2025

stay winning, tranny lyfe!

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 1d

We have reclaimed the humble frog from the right

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 2d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 2d

Huh. Just noticed a strange hooded figure at the periphery of my daily life. Hope it’s not me from the future trying to stop a horrific event from occurring but accidentally creating a closed time-travel loop that guarantees it due to her interference, lol. Hang on a sec, someone’s at the door

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 1d

random fact of the day:

Guillermo del Toro is the same age as the frontman of Tool

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

bedcels seething over nestchads

𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · Jan 14

ICYMI. Why do you hate my nest?

A ridiculous Reddit post from a woman whose spouse sleeps in a ‘nest’ of towels and dirty clothes. IT TAKES ALL SORTS AMIRITE

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

imagine a graphic novel equivalent of House of Leaves

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 2d

forget rotating an apple in your mind, do you have an inner monologue?

Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 2d

11-yr-old watching Friday the 13th for the first time: this movie’s just a bunch of white people being dumb!

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