Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
they/them
Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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i think i would have made a really good tree
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i think i would have made a really good tree
gender neutral alternatives to “ladies & gentlemen”:
ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
gender neutral alternatives to “ladies & gentlemen”:
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"There are some very different versions of libertarian"
Yeah and every one of them is the most annoying person you've ever met in your entire life.
Yeah and every one of them is the most annoying person you've ever met in your entire life.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"There are some very different versions of libertarian"
Yeah and every one of them is the most annoying person you've ever met in your entire life.
Yeah and every one of them is the most annoying person you've ever met in your entire life.
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NEW: Myanmar has made a big show of destroying the notorious KK Park scam compound—even publishing a video of a steamroller driving over thousands of phones
But new images show buildings are only destroyed in one area. Hundreds are left untouched and experts say the crackdown is mostly propaganda
But new images show buildings are only destroyed in one area. Hundreds are left untouched and experts say the crackdown is mostly propaganda
The Destruction of a Notorious Myanmar Scam Compound Appears to Have Been ‘Performative’
Myanmar’s military has been blowing up parts of the KK Park scam compound. Experts say the actions are likely for show.
www.wired.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
NEW: Myanmar has made a big show of destroying the notorious KK Park scam compound—even publishing a video of a steamroller driving over thousands of phones
But new images show buildings are only destroyed in one area. Hundreds are left untouched and experts say the crackdown is mostly propaganda
But new images show buildings are only destroyed in one area. Hundreds are left untouched and experts say the crackdown is mostly propaganda
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Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
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The right has been very openly building the scaffolding for a fascist state for DECADES. That’s also why we’re so angry at the Democrats, most of whom act baffled and surprised by this predictable turn of events, as if the GOP didn’t courtesy mail them a copy of the blueprints in like 1983.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The right has been very openly building the scaffolding for a fascist state for DECADES. That’s also why we’re so angry at the Democrats, most of whom act baffled and surprised by this predictable turn of events, as if the GOP didn’t courtesy mail them a copy of the blueprints in like 1983.
im gonna say it, i think there are too many men
People of all genders sexually abuse children, yes.
But 1 in 10 men admitted to having sexually abused a child under 15.
1 in 7 men admitted to willingness to do so.
1 in 5 admitted to sexual attraction to children under 15.
Those numbers are mind-boggling.
But 1 in 10 men admitted to having sexually abused a child under 15.
1 in 7 men admitted to willingness to do so.
1 in 5 admitted to sexual attraction to children under 15.
Those numbers are mind-boggling.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
im gonna say it, i think there are too many men
every picture of kash patel looks like a cat that got picked up too fast
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
every picture of kash patel looks like a cat that got picked up too fast
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i’m just saying if i had a sweater made from Certified Gay Wool i would be telling everybody about it
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i’m just saying if i had a sweater made from Certified Gay Wool i would be telling everybody about it
they should invent a type of video games that you can play without yelling
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
they should invent a type of video games that you can play without yelling
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My crazy sister has always hated my SIL. Christmas 2 years ago, SIL served filet mignon and had steak knives at each table setting. My sister freaked out that the steak knives were hers and that SIL stole them! She went around the table (we were still eating) and took all of our knives and then left
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My crazy sister has always hated my SIL. Christmas 2 years ago, SIL served filet mignon and had steak knives at each table setting. My sister freaked out that the steak knives were hers and that SIL stole them! She went around the table (we were still eating) and took all of our knives and then left
don’t look at me in that tone of voice
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
don’t look at me in that tone of voice
didn’t you see Poor Things?
the monster girls are lesbians
the monster girls are lesbians
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
didn’t you see Poor Things?
the monster girls are lesbians
the monster girls are lesbians
most AI startups have been doing a version of this, they’re just smart enough not to post about it
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
most AI startups have been doing a version of this, they’re just smart enough not to post about it
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ai is how capital washes its hands of anyone who isnt perfectly average
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ai is how capital washes its hands of anyone who isnt perfectly average
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
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Checklists are materialist prayers and rituals btw. The recitation and the rote action reproduce a social benefit in effect and cultural transmission. That's the point of prayers and rituals in a spiritual/mystical/more context. These are some of the oldest human technology—possibly even the oldest.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Checklists are materialist prayers and rituals btw. The recitation and the rote action reproduce a social benefit in effect and cultural transmission. That's the point of prayers and rituals in a spiritual/mystical/more context. These are some of the oldest human technology—possibly even the oldest.
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upsetting everyone at the function by calling rocky horror "boomer era baby queer media that's more about straight people than it is about the lives of queer people"
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
upsetting everyone at the function by calling rocky horror "boomer era baby queer media that's more about straight people than it is about the lives of queer people"
under woke 2 it’s gonna be called Vagina’s Sporting Goods
under woke 2 we're gonna rename it to sportspersons's warehouse
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
under woke 2 it’s gonna be called Vagina’s Sporting Goods
if i had to keep working customer service i was gonna Do It, so i was like “fuck this, im learning to weld”
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
if i had to keep working customer service i was gonna Do It, so i was like “fuck this, im learning to weld”
i think about stuff like this wrt translating ancient languages where it’s like “we call this the uhhhh Dative of Unexpectedness? i guess? it was used two times ever and we’re not really sure why”
Seeing people write things like “on accident” (rather than by accident) makes my lexicography senses tingle. It seems on the one hand obviously wrong and yet clearly makes sense to the person writing it and I want to grasp why?
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i think about stuff like this wrt translating ancient languages where it’s like “we call this the uhhhh Dative of Unexpectedness? i guess? it was used two times ever and we’re not really sure why”
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I think we’ve all missed some obvious clues
From New England, has unholy appetites, doesn’t appear fully human?
RFK Jr is a Deep One hybrid
From New England, has unholy appetites, doesn’t appear fully human?
RFK Jr is a Deep One hybrid
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I think we’ve all missed some obvious clues
From New England, has unholy appetites, doesn’t appear fully human?
RFK Jr is a Deep One hybrid
From New England, has unholy appetites, doesn’t appear fully human?
RFK Jr is a Deep One hybrid
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The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
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Makes as much sense as this goofy peace plan!
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Makes as much sense as this goofy peace plan!