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aleph.bsky.social
Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
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Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric

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*is pet*
brown colorpoint cat rubbing on my hand so hard his face is all distorted on one side
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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spiky hair novelty ski hat
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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meanwhile in war-torn Portland,
a full rainbow over a street of houses in golden hour light
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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watching Shameless as a 20 year old and feeling devastated that i would never get to be a dude with ripped-off sleeves drinking beers on the stoop with his boyfriend 🥺😔
Ian & Mickey from Shameless drinking beers on the stoop
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
aleph.bsky.social
yeah that tracks
brown colorpoint cat lying on a colorful rug next to the 10 of Disks looking at the camera like a beautiful boy with a brain the size of a walnut
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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it’s cabin time
quick pen sketch of a small cabin with a circular window surrounded by trees with a path leading to the door
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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don’t look at me in that tone of voice
bookcase full of comics/graphic novels, top totally covered in plants (starring money plant, tradescantia, hanging pothos growing around the window). edge of another shelf covered in objects d’arte. down in the corner a 5’ glow-in-the-dark skeleton sits in an antique rocking chair holding a 16”x20” portrait of a whippit canister. cables out of frame.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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puppycat
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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he’s mad i turned on the light
brown colorpoint cat in a very compact loaf form on top of some bunched up blankets cat turns toward camera looking grumpy
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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cat tax
brown colorpoint cat sleeping half curled with his paws folded in front of his face
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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shrimps is cats
chonky brown colorpoint sleeping half curled up with his paws folded in front of his face
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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found some old comics in the shadowy depths of instagram
hand-drawn comic first panel: a disgruntled man pointing down saying “what the fuck is this shit?” second panel: wider view shows the man sitting in a restaurant booth with a steaming pile of shit on a plate. a large sign behind him reads “BILL’S SHIT BARN—The Best Shit in Town”. a waiter points to the sign, replies “Uhh, the best shit in town? it says right there? Rude.”
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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which way western man
FAGS FOR COMMUNISM SLUTS FOR COMMUNISM
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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here’s meghan mccain thinking it’s…an alternate spelling of “chill” i guess?
meghan mccain tweet “No one’s mad sis. Chile. [sic]”
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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pickles the drummer says “no! drink the bleach!”
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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hehe nice 😎👉👉

(sorry im 12)
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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eric andre: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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TIL the entire state of Israel is transgender
September 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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exploding brain warthog
September 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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would this be considered “proper” or “improper”?
steven crowder’s twitter bio from 9/10, where he calls himself the “#2 conservative daily show”, updated 9/11 to say #1
September 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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look at my fucking apprentice, this idiot would’t know a lapidum occultum from his own ass
4 tarot cards* on a colorful rug with a siamese cat doing a big big stretch on top of them *10 of Disks, The Chariot, Knight of Cups, 4 of Wands cat looking vapidly at the camera from next to the 10 of Disks
September 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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He Watches and Waits
looking up at a cat silhouetted in purple light at the top of a staircase
August 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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*thoughts & prayers intensify*
post with 11 reposts and 111 likes
August 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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my favorite panel from Watchmen, which I remember I decided to sit down and re-read on election night in 2016
panel from a page in Watchmen, all in muted shades of pink and purple, a redheaded man in an overcoat stands in the rain holding a protest sign that reads “THE END IS NIGH.” voiceover text box reads “Life goes on, honey. Life goes on.”
August 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM