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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 1d

Mamdani is going to implement Shillelagh law by moving the capital of his new international caliphate to a small village between Tinahely and Carnew

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 1d

Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law - making it illegal for hips to lie.

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 2d

"You Look Like I Need A Drink"

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 4d

Someone went and done it. Great minds, etc.

bsky.app/profile/rich...

Richard The S🌀d @richardthesod.bsky.social · 4d

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 4d

You need to turn on the subtitles. Sounds like it's dubbed.

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 4d

Bless me father for I have sinned. I put garlic in the coddle.

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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 5d

ok i think that's all of them

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 5d

As rhymes with noel?

Ger @ger.bsky.social · 6d

I can confirm that I also recieved media training from Ian Yates but did not inhale

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 8d

Venus?

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 9d

To be entered into our draw for an outboard engine, please reply with the name of the mid-90s country/dance crossover sensation that starts with the word 'fidadden'.

Ger @ger.bsky.social · 9d

The game's gone

Monopoly "knock out" where you "slide tokens to knock out rivals and grab cash". Bullshit of the highest order. Spotted in Tesco this evening.

Ger @ger.bsky.social · 10d

My weapon of choice would be the mighty pen!
*whips out a 1 metre long pen with spinning blades on each end *

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 10d

It must be galling that the Paper of Record would publish a letter from a man dead 50 years before they'd countenance one of your contributions. A closed shop, etc.

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 11d

It's possible to both welcome a left wing president and consider that it was wrong that we ditched water charges. (me)

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 11d

Stop being reasonable and logical. I'm trying to pin this all on Longford.

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 11d

What the hell is going on in Longford? That's nearly €180 worth of cocaine for every man woman and child in the county.

https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2025/1029/1541144-michal-luczak-court/

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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 13d

I will happily watch three seasons of a popular sitcom about the two Chicago popes.

Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 13d

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

Mar Awa III, in red cassock, smiles as he gives the jersey to Leo, who looks as though he's been given a bomb to hold

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 13d

Too Many Popes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGr...

Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim

YouTube video by Adult Swim

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Sue Kirk @suekirk.bsky.social · 15d

People can spoil their vote, that's fine. But, they seem to have been told by someone that it will matter.

It is like marching into Tesco and announcing you are 'never shopping there again'

You can absolutely do that. But you can't expect anyone to care.

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 16d

Listening to reports from the count centres on @rteradio1.bsky.social and there seems to be a lot of coverage given to what's been written on individual spoiled ballots. Is this wise? Surely it encourages the practice. #Áras25 #Aras25

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 16d

False hope of this sort serves nobody.

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 16d

It was fake nuuuhs. Since deleted.

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 16d

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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 16d

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