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🎶 soooy un ganondorf 🎶 🎶 im gerudo baby 🎶 🎶 my pronouns are they/he 🎶

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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · Aug 23

Ladies and gentlemen,

President Bub Bobble approaches the podium in the White House briefing room for a nationally televised address

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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 1d

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Trump plans for National Mall renovation and Federal Datacenter attracts controversy, praise from Big Tech

A real illustration of Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C. overshadowed by a monolithic Supreme Court megastructure that stretches well over 130 feet

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indigo @indigotrance.bsky.social · 3d

This does not bode well!

Screenshot from Howard the Duck for Commodore 64.

A pixelated image of a humanoid duck creature wearing a green shirt and a furrowed brow. It stands in front of a blue striped wall. A thought bubble extends from his head, inside of which is text that reads 'THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL!'.

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wyatt 🍉🎃 @velvetxero.bsky.social · Jul 15

"You need to cut toxic people out of your life, see through the bullshit, and start worrying about the things that really matter."

-Shigeru Miyamoto
On how to unlock Luigi in 'Super Mario Odyssey'

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 4d

His Body Just Did This

Yoshi car transformation from Yoshi's island

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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 4d

jump spice

ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 12d

running out of gif's
bsky.app/profile/geru...

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〽️ax krieger does the damn thing @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 13d

"more like this"

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · Nov 3

nate silver on november 3 2020 making some awful post about The Narrative surrounding the results of the presidential election

horny yoda replies that he is horny

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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 23d

Radical leftists are blocking essential HUD services to the evil HOA planet from Oprah Winfrey's A Wrinkle in Time

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ganonline @gerudoku.bsky.social · 23d

last time around I missed 3 paychecks. THIS time my contract is FFP & fully funded so I get paid to watch for emails from an empty office. they should keep it shut down thru xmas 🫡

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · Sep 12

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."