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Gherkin Inspector

@gherkininspectr.bsky.social

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🔞! 18+ ONLY !🔞 NSFW 24 | He/Him | Hi! I write smutty fanfic about robots, monsters, aliens, and weird guys! I'll be linking my posts on Ao3 as I make them. Proship DNI Buy me a Coffee: https://ko-fi.com/machball

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 25m

FOR REAL... I want a drip feed. When the only waiting you're doing is the unbearable, between season wait? Terrible. It's also bad because it means that you can't consume it at a normal pace to be part of the fandom, you have to finish it ASAP. This is a gripe I have with video games as fandom too.

Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 39m

She should pop out of a hedge maze and put me in a headlock I think...

Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 1h

And no, you are not the only person I know who has these kinds of thoughts about a video game youtuber, if that's any assurance.

Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 1h

I do also have to acknowledge parasocial relationships.

There, I acknowledged it. Acknowledgement finished!

It's not weird to think a real person you don't know is hot, or to have fantasies about it, or even to tell your online friends in a semi-private context.

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 1h

Hot take - The real reason everyone despised One Direction RPF and stuff like it was because it was teenage girls doing it, I think it's just sexism. I do think it's a little weird to specifically create and disseminate media about dating a famous real person, but it's normal to *think* about it.

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 4h

When he gets really breathy, his voice would start to break by like, dubbing like a DJ with a set of turntables-

Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 5h

I really dig the style here. Feels like an Augmented Reality pet game you'd see advertised for a Nintendo handheld.

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Snail's Slop 🔞 @snailssins.bsky.social · 6h

Kick man with his lil speaker out

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 5h

YESSSS Need to hear his bass up close so bad...

Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 7h

I rt most of the interesting stuff I see, so I haven't been holding out any good secrets, and most of it *is* smut. I will however go out of my way to recommend @incognitomoan.bsky.social

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 11h

Like him just being off the ground, looking down and seeing the floor moving past him as his body bobs up and down with her gait, teetering on her shoulder, worried he'll careen off one side but with that strong arm wrapped around his waist !!!!!

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 11h

OH MY GOD YES... I've been picked up before (Uncle threw me into a swimming pool once) and I can DEFINITELY imagine that feeling of... not quite helplessness, but being under someone else's control, physically subordinated to them...

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 13h

Better than sex

Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 13h

No, like, everyone has the same fall break, I'm just mad about it.

Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 14h

THOSE BASTARDS CHEATED ME! I only get TWO FUCKING DAYS of Fall break... Jesus.

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 14h

OH MY GODDDDD... Helen just hucking him up like a farmhand with a wounded animal... He'd be sounding like one too by the end of it

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 23h

Will is not a coat. Will is not a closet.

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🔞 ouh @cl0ckability.bsky.social · 2d

Guess I can share this too, the first porn piece of Silly Samuel. And it was by me LMAO

#r34 #nsfw #nsfwart #cummingcoworkers

A drawing of Silly Samuel.

He is jumping against a pillow, his tentadick exposed. His crab claw is tearing the pillow apart in the process.

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, Wave would 100% be shutting the hell up the moment he started getting it

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LAMPSHADEKING @lampshade-king.bsky.social · 1d

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!!!!!!! BARKABAKRBAKRBKWBRKRARARRAHRHAHRHAHRH
#Deltaruined

Jevil oh jevil i love you so much ...... (coloring/thick lineart SUCKS never doing it again.... Ms Paint save me)

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 1d

His boxerssss...

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🔞 ouh @cl0ckability.bsky.social · 2d

Behind kinktober by a bit… been busy with other things.

Things in question

#r34 #nsfw #nsfwart #cummingcoworkers

A drawing of Silly Samuel, a character from “Smiling Friends”.

He’s in his nasty car reading a porno magazine. He’s jerking off his weird tentadick.

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 2d

Sounding his boobs?

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 2d

OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SO TITTED
You need to squeeze him

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Gherkin Inspector @gherkininspectr.bsky.social · 2d

TYSM I need beautiful butches with plenty of meat on their bones... DYING to see what you're cooking