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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · Jul 3

Me, every time someone posts something news related

Screen shot of Netflix pause screen. A young woman in a white sleeveless top stares out with a grim expression on her face. Text reads: “Are you still watching The End of the F***king World? Press play to continue watching.”

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 6h

Yes we’re parting them the other way now, get with the times

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 10h

considering taking out a mortgage on principal

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 10h

Incredible stuff here

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 10h

Weeder out here doing the honest work of a true poster

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 10h

I hate that hollywood will find a way to blame tron’s flop on greta lee and keep sticking this dead eyed creep into movies I might otherwise see

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 12h

yeah i'm tron
tron to enjoy any movie that doesn't contain jared leto

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 10h

Always saying this

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · Dec 29

Why does hollywood continue to force jared leto skeletors down our throats when there’s a perfectly serviceable jobe biden out here looking for work?

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 1d

*Nods wisely* ah yes, BBBJiu Jitsu

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a raiders fan who would kill for your roster

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t believe there are still fathers out there teaching their children to root for the Jets. You should want a better future for them, don’t induct them into a cycle of abuse just because you had to endure it. Being a Jets fan doesn’t build character

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

An advisor whispering into George W Bush’s ear a report that there was a second Lipa

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

It’s time to release Tres Lipa

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d

the freakiest friday was when emma stone swapped careers with lindsay lohan and never swapped back

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 4d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

No, they need to go into the wilderness and purify themselves idk maybe get eaten by a bear

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

May the collapse of this site be so thorough and public that it becomes a cautionary tale. May the leadership decisions continue to be so embarrassingly stupid that all who were associated with them decide to leave bluesky off their resumes rather than carry the stink of this failure.

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

We could also put a cap on how many people you can follow a day, to thwart the follow farmers

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

Me either, at this point I just want a new site with invite codes that includes all of (well, most) pre-Nov 24 bluesky posters

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

They marty’d him

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

From what I’m hearing from Ravin, this isnt as decentralized as we were led to believe:

bsky.app/profile/rvbd...

Ravin BOO!dram 👻 🎃 - FREE ŁINK @rvbdrm.com · 5d

So… Łink’s account is permabanned from Bluesky’s appview, but also gets banned from:

WhiteWind
Skylight
Bluescreen
Flashes

Basically all ATproto apps/projects?

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS PROJECT THEN?

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

Newly released footage of mark sanchez preparing to fight the grease man

Groundskeeper willie tearing off his shirt

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

Some gems on there

Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

the fuck is going on here, bunch of thin skinned losers running this site into the ground

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 5d

Wait, these bitches banned Link??

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