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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 27d

How will you spoil Me today?

https://f.mtr.cool/hkmnujlaka

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 1h

Go, team sin 💋
Straight A’s in temptation. Captain of corruption.
And you? Just another pathetic fanboy praying I’ll notice you.

Spoiler: I already did.
Now drop to your knees and chant:
“Gimme a G! O! D! D! E! S! S!”

#DevilishDomme #SinisterCheerleader #ObeyGoddessJoules #femdom

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 8h

What's your favorite "good for her" film?

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 9h

As an Illinoisan, I think he's probably the best candidate the Democratic party would allow us to see as a presidential frontrunner, but that's an extremely low bar. He's a capitalist, he's a billionaire, but he seems genuinely progressive. He's a decent governor.

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 18h

Every time you say My name out loud, you’re sealing another thread of control. Say it now.

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 1d

I'm about to have a nervous breakdown

Red angry stonk line going down $1,637 in one day (10.19%)

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 1d

Our world is run by sick ghouls who pray on normal people.

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 1d

Investing is so dark. What do you mean I make a ton of money when the government shuts down and lose a ton of money when a ceasefire is announced?

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 1d

Circumcision should be illegal, but it doesn't cause autism. Rich white boys are just more likely to get an autism diagnosis (as opposed to ODD, ADHD, or conduct disorder) than their less affluent and/or POC peers and more likely to get circumcised. Correlation is not causation.

Infographic showing circumcision rates by race, insurance type, income, region, discharge day, and population density

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 2d

Domination isn’t about cruelty.
It’s about clarity.
You want to serve.
I allow it.
That’s balance.

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so mad at the ending of Peacemaker.

Reposted by Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis

Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.bsky.social · 2d

My spicy take for this moment-

Too many of you do not understand the concept of infrastructure. How systems are built, how systems are maintained.

You want big bold action but haven't committed to the planning and the boring mundane tasks needed to make said action possible.

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 2d

Heaven forbid he support a local business

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 2d

Good boy

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 2d

Nah, the trans women be shopping as much as the cis. It truly is women be shopping.

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 3d

Welcome to the dungeon barn.
you’re not here to trick or treat.
you’re here to kneel, drool, and get millked by your cow Goddess.

No escape. No mercy. Just sweat, humiliating harvest.

Comment “Moo" if you’re ready to be drained

#Halloween #MilkingSeason #ObeyGoddess #Femdom

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 3d

This was supposed to say *taking* my top 3 subs but training works

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 3d

Fansly doesn't allow s&m? Like, at all? That's WILD

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 3d

If every day could be this good, I could retire.

Dreaming of training my top 3 subs and disappearing off the internet. *sigh*

Stonks up $395.85 (2.49%). Happy green line.

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 3d

Prenatal visit was bad news. I will be bedrotting until further notice.

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 3d

Hey, that clothing that falls apart after 1 use ALSO poisons the water long after it's no longer wearable

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 3d

If you read this, tap your chest. That’s My anchor point. Don’t forget where I live now.

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 4d

Definitely using the term "goon sleeve" from here on out

Ukobach (COOL HALLOWEEN REFERENCE) @uk0bach.bsky.social · 4d

"Shut up, fleshlight."

"THAT'S OFFENSIVE! And he just got that as an upgrade. He bought me to be an actual maid."

"Whatever. Have fun washing out your goon sleeve. Wait, why don't I just call you Goonsleeve?"

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 4d

I'm looking for movie recommendations of whimsical comedy movies that make me feel hopeful at the end. Examples: Wristcutters: A Love Story and Welcome To Happiness. The comedy can be dark, dry, or understated as long as the movie ends on a hopeful note.

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Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck

A post claiming if you keep seeing spiders everywhere it means you're pregnant or about to be pregnant

Goddess Joules 🧿 Femdom Hypnosis @goddessjoules.bsky.social · 4d

1999 was the last real year, every year since has been fake.