lower decker astra 🖖🏼
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new year, new intro post!

hi! i’m astra and i love star trek!

in real life i’m basically a lower decker as i graduated college in 2024, am in my early 20s, and have no clue what’s going on.

i’m from the US & mostly post silly memes that i made with a touch of real-life commentary.

enjoy! LLAP! 🖖🏼
star trek enterprise season 1 episode 25

it’s nighttime and porthos the beagle is sitting on a chair and facing to the left. he looks relatively happy as in this scene he’s with his owner, captain archer. on the left, white text reads “lower decker astra’s intro post” with my url, goodboyporthos.bsky.social, underneath. 

the original image is from trekcore but i cropped it a little and added text!
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it is cool!!! i’m here for the airshow lol
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omg guys i saw this thing on star trek and its real!!!
the golden gate bridge at night from a hill. san francisco, california.
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there were two more people on two of the other street corners with the same sign. bay area, CA
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blurring out the identifying features of this person since idk what’s happening anymore, but there is someone here standing at the street corner with a NO KINGS! YES ON 50 sign
a person with all identifying features, including outfit, blurred out. they are holding a “NO KINGS! YES ON 50” sign in their left hand and on the right there is another upside down sign that would read “STOP TRUMP’S POWER GRAB” when held upright
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once again thank you to the canadian military for sending the snowbirds down here since a cheeto shut down our government
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on vacation in san francisco for fleet week with my friend ✌🏼
Reposted by lower decker astra 🖖🏼
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on vacation in san francisco for fleet week with my friend ✌🏼
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ok chat who at paramount do i need to bribe…. i mean uhhh write to……….. to make star trek united happen
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this is how i learn there’s a 1925 movie lmao i’ve watched the 2004 movie musical and a bootleg 💀
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Phlox's Film Fest of Frights

Now Showing: The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise
Top left: The Enterprise crew are assembled in the mess hall for movie night where they are watching The Phantom of the Opera (1925). On screen, the Phantom has just been unmasked for the first time to reveal his hideous, skull-like face. 

Top right: Phlox, who is in the audience, puffs up his face as a Denobulan defense mechanism. 

Bottom left: Crewman Cutler, who is seated right beside Phlox, turns to him and asks, "Phlox, are you okay?" 

Bottom right: Phlox has deflated, and is regaining his composure. He seems slightly out of breath. "Sorry. That was completely unexpected."
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people keep asking me if i’m going to stlv and guys, gals, and nonbinary pals… i wish i knew myself, sorry to hit you with an “idk” for the fourth time 💀
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lol what the fuck i spent 2 hours tracing airplane tails so my friend and i could have tail stickers and they won’t save as transparent png’s even though the background color is off. and the tails are fucking white so i can’t use a background remover. fuck you procreate
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i don’t drink bc i got no interest tbh
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i got ditched at an airshow by people who i thought were my friends last weekend lmao

like, kinda rude of them, but i saved money on parking by carpooling soooooo
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now i am down for that, and from what little i know about south america, it is warm down there
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alas i am already freezing in 60 F/15 C weather and do not feel that the cold is for me 💀