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lower decker astra 🖖🏼
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1701% full of bad star trek shitposts, live long an yap on 🖖🏼
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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · Oct 26
i see i have several new followers which must mean im the funniest person on bsky (and totally didn’t get added to a starter pack or something). welcome!

beware of typos and enjoy the shitposts!! 🖖🏼
text at the top reads “goodbyporthos.bsky.social” in dark blue with red cursive “(Lower Decker Astra)” underneath. photos on the left: a mini porthos the beagle, below it a mini jonathan archer in the NX-01 hat looking to the right and smiling. it should be noted that the archer is looking at a drawing of me by @yumenosix.bsky.social - light tan woman with red lipstick, dark auburn hair, and a red lower decks uniform with one pip. text on the middle right: about me: - early 20s - USA basec - jonathan archer enthusiast - real life engineer - loves planes too below is an image of N779XY, a white boeing 777-9 with the boeing logo by the nose and a blue polka dot tail with a large 9 on it. text on the top bottom left: what i post: - jonathan archer - mid star trek memes - occasional cosplay & con experiences - occasional real life commentary middle lower drawing: uncolored meme of me standing with a party hat that says “they don’t know i’m delusional about jonathan archer” and the other partygoers say “yes we do” / “it’s literally all you yap about.” drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. bottom right corner has text that reads “PEAK STAR TREK (NOT DELUSIONAL) with an arrow pointing at another drawing of me in an enterprise era uniform, red stripe and one pip next to captain jonathan archer. also drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. the graphic is intended to be a hot mess.
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yumenosix.bsky.social
I did my bangs like this the other day and so Mirror!Firis was born
doodle of Mirror!Firis Corsixer. She's got a Terran Empire Badge on and is wearing a uniform which is basically just a crop top version of the regular SNW skant. Her left arm is raised to the side of her face elegantly. A field of stars glows quietly behind her.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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startrekcc.bsky.social
Day 33 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
Aboard the Serene Squall is Orion pirate Remy standing in the galley holding a small bowl. To his right are part of a pirate crew: Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless Morgan (from Muppet Treasure Island).
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
sorry yall im not funny anymore i caught feelings and my singular braincell is down bad
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
did not expect to see this image on the company meme page but u know, shoutout this guy named patrick for posting this as a reply to me
captain archer sitting in the captains chair of the nx-01 leaning to the left a bit. the caption reads [FAITH OF THE HEART INTENSIFIES]
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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uajamie.bsky.social
I can’t describe how bonkers the memory alpha page for “ball” is. It gives fun ball facts such as that the football was named after the sport of football! And the basketball was named after the sport of basketball! And yes, every one of these amazing facts has a #startrek episode reference attached
enterprisesplain.bsky.social EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 5d
On today's episode, we're on a 2nd contact mission, revisiting the ENT episode Canamar, which we realize is actually just the Star Trek version of ConAir (ConAirMar?). Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we learn about the absolutely bananas Memory Alpha page for “balls” (no, not THOSE balls).
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
she and i are friends now and we trade work help and star trek memes btw
goodboyporthos.bsky.social lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · Jun 13
LMFAOOOO THIS LADY PUT UP A PIC OF CAPTAIN PIKE IN HER OFFICE CUBICLE
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
yeah archers a pretty hot pilot
shelfnerds.bsky.social Chris 🟡🟡🟡🟡 @shelfnerds.bsky.social · 6d
So I just started a rewatch of Picard season 1. It’s still in my top 5 of #StarTrek pilots.

Here are my top 5 #StarTrek pilots (in no particular order):
Voyager
Enterprise
Picard
Deep Space Nine
TOS
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money." ('Have' is in italics)
April 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
hi guys i’m alive my new job is just keeping me busy bc my coworkers are cool and the work is actually fun
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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ketchup-dressup.bsky.social
“Ugh I dunno those headphones are expensive.”

To put it in perspective… the aforementioned headphones are the same price as my MONTHLY health insurance premium. THIS year’s premium. It’s going up ~$150 next year.

My insurance shouldn’t be more expensive than a pair of Bose headphones EVERY. MONTH.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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vernondraws.bsky.social
In stores NOW #StarTrek #LowerDecks issue 13! Part 1 of a 6-part story all drawn by me, written by @timsheridan.bsky.social Variant connecting covers by @chrisfenoglio.bsky.social Edits by @heatherantos.bsky.social & @sercas.bsky.social colors by @charliekirchoff.com published by @idwpublishing.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
i met this dude once at an event with a mutual friend, he was a trekkie but never watched enterprise, and he texted me that he started enterprise and that “hoshi is a badass and a baddie”
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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backofthehead.bsky.social
President Archer would give us universal Star Trek: United healthcare
goodboyporthos.bsky.social lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 11d
i’m getting ads for united healthcare and they’re trying to sell me on the “amazing maternity benefits.” do they realize that’s a turn off?? i got my tubes tied?????? i ain’t having a kid?
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
i’m getting ads for united healthcare and they’re trying to sell me on the “amazing maternity benefits.” do they realize that’s a turn off?? i got my tubes tied?????? i ain’t having a kid?
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
@amyimhoff1701.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN!! 👑
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
me when the guy called me pretty
beckett mariner from star trek: lower decks with a raised eyebrow looking shocked.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
thinking of the guy at work who told me that he took his cats to petco to watch the fish swim
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
happy veterans day!!!
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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justveeing.bsky.social
"Celestial Bodies and Universal Constants", my contribution to this year's KiSCon Zine. This was featured on the cover, and it was such an honor to be a part of it! ✨ #Spirk #StarTrekFanart #KiSCon
Digital drawing: The background is space, with stars and two planets, one yellow and one blue. There are three pairs of Spocks and Jim Kirks depicted. On the bottom, Spock and Jim from the original series are looking at each other softly. Spock has his hand on Jim's face, performing a meld. Jim has his eyes open, and he is softly looking at Spock. In the middle, Jim and Spock from the 2009 movies (AOS) are looking to the left, looking happy and determined, their faces illuminated by a soft glow surrounding them. Finally, on the top right, Jim and Spock from Strange New Worlds looking to the right, not as intimate as the other two, but looking amused.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
i caught feelings and holy fuck now i’m hoping for texts back? what the fuck i thought i didn’t believe in love?? but he’s cute AND nice?? those guys my age exist???
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
i made it back home

PHX phoenix sky harbor tsa lines were not bad this morning (no precheck this time). advertised wait time was 8 minutes. it was more like 2 before the officer scanned my ID
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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trekranks.com
NEW! You can’t be afraid of the wind or the new TrekRanks as we salute Enterprise's heroic NX-01 captain with the “Top 5 Archer Episodes.” From “Broken Bow” to “Terra Prime” & all the temporal shenanigans in between, we cover it all in this very special episode!
🔊 www.trekranks.com/trekranks-podcast
Artwork for the 221st episode of TrekRanks featuring the "Top 5 Archer Episodes." Images include the TrekRanks logo in the upper left corner and an image of him in his dress whites from "These Are the Voyages" top center. Next to that is an image of Archer in his quarters on his bed with his dog Porthos. Across the bottom row from left to right are images of Archer in his captain's chair, in his EV Suit, in cowboy garb (from "North Star") and looking rather pissed off with the Enterprise J in the background from "Azati Prime." As always, to keep you guessing, remember that the episodes reflected in photos here include some choices that were featured in this episode of TrekRanks, some choices that were maybe mentioned in our "Secondary Systems" section of the show, and some choices that weren't mentioned at all.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
guess who is stuck in PHX 💀
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
MY FLIGHT HAS A FEMALE CAPTAIN!!! LFG IT’S A WIN FOR THE GIRLS TODAY
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM