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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · Jan 6

new year, new intro post!

hi! i’m astra and i love star trek!

in real life i’m basically a lower decker as i graduated college in 2024, am in my early 20s, and have no clue what’s going on.

i’m from the US & mostly post silly memes that i made with a touch of real-life commentary.

enjoy! LLAP! 🖖🏼

star trek enterprise season 1 episode 25

it’s nighttime and porthos the beagle is sitting on a chair and facing to the left. he looks relatively happy as in this scene he’s with his owner, captain archer. on the left, white text reads “lower decker astra’s intro post” with my url, goodboyporthos.bsky.social, underneath.

the original image is from trekcore but i cropped it a little and added text!

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 8m

i got ditched at an airshow by people who i thought were my friends last weekend lmao

like, kinda rude of them, but i saved money on parking by carpooling soooooo

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 11m

sign me up!! (uh oh)

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 11m

now i am down for that, and from what little i know about south america, it is warm down there

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 14m

alas i am already freezing in 60 F/15 C weather and do not feel that the cold is for me 💀

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 16m

sometimes i wonder if im in the geographically wrong area. i dont seem to have anything in common with the people around here. they like to drink, party, and smoke weed which is fine, but not really my vibe

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 52m

enterprise got shafted big time and i trust mike sussman way more than i think anyone trusted berman and braga

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Found Star Trek Episodes @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 6h

If you comment here, PLEASE, remember the rules:

F ollow Star Trek
U nite for a better future
C reate Star Trek memes
K lingons are awesome!
I nfinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
C offee is the finest organic suspension ever devised
E ngage!

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 2h

if i see something i don’t like i keep scrolling unless it’s a chain like “tell me your unpopular trek opinion”

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 7h

or just unfollow me idgaf i shitpost for my own enjoyment, not yours

spotify song lyrics

But Daddy I Love Him
Taylor Swift

I'll tell you something right now
I'd rather burn my whole life down
Than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 7h

i’m about to start blocking people for commenting under MY posts and being like “we don’t want this series” / “i don’t like this idea.”

like yeah there’s been trek shows i didn’t like but guess what i just kept scrolling. touch grass, you don’t need to shit on stuff others enjoy.

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Blanc @blancgirl.bsky.social · 8h

7 seasons and a movie. 😊

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 10h

there are company executives here today so i sent this image to my team and they all just laughed. including my manager

captain archer (right) and malcolm reed are hiding in the bushes watching something. archer has a pair of binoculars.

star trek: enterprise episode 03x07, “the shipment.”

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 10h

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

captain archer in his ready room is standing with an awkward expression on his face, as if he’s just been caught making a shitpost. phlox (left) and t’pol are staring at him as if expecting some sort of quality posting instead.

from star trek: enterprise 02x14 “stigma.”

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 10h

alright we got 2 people that’s at least 10 dollars

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 10h

hey @paramountplus.com if u like money i and many other people would pay to watch this series

Michael Sussman @michaelsussman.bsky.social · 1d

“[Sussman’s] involvement suggests that this isn’t just an exercise in nostalgia — it’s a genuine continuation of Archer’s story, and of the formative years of the Federation itself.”
www.scifipulse.net/5-reasons-sc...
#StarTrekUnited

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 11h

as a compromise to heal the nation i think the ram ranch guy should do the half time show

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TrekMovie.com @trekmovie.bsky.social · 13h

OTD, the season 1 finale of #StarTrekLowerDecks, "No Small Parts," which made Jonathan Frakes and Marina Sirtis the first Star Trek regular cast members to play the same roles in five different series.

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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 12h

Happy International Lesbian Day, Mutuals. 🖖🏻🤟🏻

star trek discovery fan art illustration of Jett Reno. she's wearing the original blue Discovery era uniform. she's in front of the lesbian pride flag colors, representing the "L" in LGBTQIA.

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Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 22h

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 22h

i should make a new intro post but it should be funnier than a pic of porthos

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 22h

T+ = hours since launch
T- = hours until launch

launch = the moment that the bottom ignites. it starts moving upwards a few seconds after that slowly and then gradually accelerating

a bbc america advertisement shows a rocket taking off

Alt: saturn v rocket launch from kennedy space center, florida, from ignition.

media.tenor.com

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 22h

it’s a spacex rocket launched from vandenburg! starlink falcon 9. they typically head south toward the open ocean. you probably saw some sort of burn

www.spacex.com/launches

SpaceX

SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches advanced rockets and spacecraft.

www.spacex.com

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 1d

THATS ACTUALLY CRAZY

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a lower decker named astra maybe

portrait of Astra (@goodboyporthos.bsky.social) in a Star Trek: Lower Decks uniform. One pip for Ensign. Command red.

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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 1d

i just saw someone with a temporary license plate that expired in december 2023 lmao

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