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quality engineering 💻
libertarian libertine 💃
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if you follow me and are a market anarchist of some flavor or libertarian-ish, lemme know here

apparently we are only like 4% of the site
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NOW WE ARE COOKING

bsky thread blocks status: working
bsky insert theme: 4chan

I feel a higher power working through me. the work will be completed.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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This man is your FRIEND. He fights for FREEDOM.
I made this sometime last year because I figured it would be a question of When, not If, it'd be relevant, and I think the time has come:

[I think I might've had a lower quality preview floating around, but not sure if that was publicly posted]
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Florida proposes 50% sin tax on adult creators while billionaires in the state pay nothing.
OnlyFans Model Slams Florida Republican Politician’s 50 Percent ‘Sin Tax’ Proposal
OnlyFans creator Sophie Rain slammed Florida republican gubernatorial candidate James Fishback’s proposal to slap a 50 percent “sin tax” on OnlyFans income. Rain called the idea “the dumbest thing I’v...
www.yahoo.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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it's just like the waluigi cube
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
general reminder to all that the guillotine wasn’t a socialist invention
You are egoistically clinging to an empty distinction between liberals and socialists

There are liberals who getting into fights with cops. There are socialists sneering at this from the sidelines

Heaven and Earth have been overturned. Get the fuck over yourself (compassionately)
Remember when liberals were instructing us to not obey in advance?

Whatever happened with that anyway?
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
forgot about this setting 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
like maybeeeee 800 of you were liking my nudity on twitter but otherwise this is the most followers i've ever had
I cannot stress enough that before bluesky I had no serious internet presence to speak of, I had about 80 twitter followers under my real name and I bet at least 60 of them were bots, I posted sporadically into the void

sometimes people are like "I followed you on twitter too!" and no you did not
people I know are sometimes like "my mom shared this post of yours on instagram" and I don't really know how to respond to that
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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this is Nordic Model bullshit faux progressivism that only harms sex workers, full decrim now
January 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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2050s household kink scenes be like

transgender concubine priestess: "omg i inhaled the temple vapors and had divine visions all day, i hope daddy doesn't punish me 🥵"

warlord husband, entering yurt: 我心爱的西方妓女,我患有严重的辐射中毒

Looping FEMA alert system: "DO NOT LOOK AT THE SUN DO NO"
*laugh track plays*
December 3, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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1910s household kink scenes be like

wife: "omg i sniffed too much ether and didn't do anything all day, i hope daddy doesn't punish me 🥵"

husband, entering from foyer: "i have great war syndrome"

president taft: "i’m the tub man"
*laugh track plays*
December 3, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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1990s household kink scenes be like

wife: "omg i did too much ketamine and didn't do anything all day, i hope daddy doesn't punish me 🥵"

husband, entering from front door: "i have gulf war syndrome"

seinfeld: "not that there's anything wrong with that"
*laugh track plays*
December 2, 2024 at 9:12 PM
likes: read receipts

reposts: positive stimulus for use in operant conditioning of subject

quote posts: stand-up comedy or negative stimulus for use in operant conditioning of subject
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
why don’t people invent vitamin cigarettes
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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POV: you are making a difference from inside the NYT
July 12, 2024 at 9:20 PM
looking for one of them mormon planets on redfin
January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
>posts from my followers that I'm not following back
this is terrible
what is wrong with all of you people
Here you go
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
update: your couch will arrive on jan 19
update: your couch will arrive on jan 23
update: your couch will arrive on feb 1
update: your couch will arrive on jan 26
update: your couch will arrive on jan 18
update: your couch w
January 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"you're a filthy filthy duckling covered in crude oil and i have to soap you up to save your life"
bdsm scene where you are a turtle caught in a 6-pack ring and i am the marine biologist rescuing you
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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bdsm scene where you are a turtle caught in a 6-pack ring and i am the marine biologist rescuing you
January 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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dudes who eats pussy: my beautiful blooming flower, how i long to taste your sweet orchid nectar once again. are you free thursday, perhaps? if so allow me, your humble servant, to pleasure you for the evening

chicks who eat pussy: made fishsticks and thought of you. come over?
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
why is it whenever i consider going to grad school for a career change the world becomes X% more unstable and horrifying
January 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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as the most popular porn category trans women are actually oppressors
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
everyone should be assigned a day to talk like sephiroth online
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM