eva (^_^)/
@eva.computer
she/her 💁♀️
transsexual 🏳️⚧️
bay area 🌉
quality engineering 💻
libertarian libertine 💃
transsexual 🏳️⚧️
bay area 🌉
quality engineering 💻
libertarian libertine 💃
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your grungler fucking BIT my faghag. put him on a fucking leash. bet he'd like that anyway.....
October 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
your grungler fucking BIT my faghag. put him on a fucking leash. bet he'd like that anyway.....
i have a tiny wine bird 😊
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i have a tiny wine bird 😊
upgraded from my 12 year old TV to a 4K one this week and now i understand the people who thought that the train in the moving pictures was going to run them over
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
upgraded from my 12 year old TV to a 4K one this week and now i understand the people who thought that the train in the moving pictures was going to run them over
TIL this is called the woozy emoji 🥴 after trying to find it by typing stroke, aneurysm, weird, and dying into the iOS keyboard
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
TIL this is called the woozy emoji 🥴 after trying to find it by typing stroke, aneurysm, weird, and dying into the iOS keyboard
horrifying realization that ur actions and words can be perceived and therefore help define the trope of “bluesky tranny” for others
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
horrifying realization that ur actions and words can be perceived and therefore help define the trope of “bluesky tranny” for others
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I’m holding the leash btw)
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I’m holding the leash btw)
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I’m holding the leash btw)
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I’m holding the leash btw)
hydrox is the IUPAC name for oreo
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
hydrox is the IUPAC name for oreo
what if oreos moaned when you pulled them apart
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
what if oreos moaned when you pulled them apart
transphobes that believe in ROGD and social contagion are delusional
not because of the ideas (they are wrong)
but because of the arrogance in thinking that you can completely control a child’s information environment in such a way that they are never exposed to ideas like “your body is malleable”
not because of the ideas (they are wrong)
but because of the arrogance in thinking that you can completely control a child’s information environment in such a way that they are never exposed to ideas like “your body is malleable”
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
transphobes that believe in ROGD and social contagion are delusional
not because of the ideas (they are wrong)
but because of the arrogance in thinking that you can completely control a child’s information environment in such a way that they are never exposed to ideas like “your body is malleable”
not because of the ideas (they are wrong)
but because of the arrogance in thinking that you can completely control a child’s information environment in such a way that they are never exposed to ideas like “your body is malleable”
the only scene worth salvaging from this show
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the only scene worth salvaging from this show
sovereign citizen means something way cooler in the US
I'm starting to think the buzzword "sovereign" activates the deep-rooted serf mindset from europeans
like
OF COURSE my liege! our automata will beat our neighboring fiefdom's by its pure-hearted sovereignty and dignity and honor!!
like
OF COURSE my liege! our automata will beat our neighboring fiefdom's by its pure-hearted sovereignty and dignity and honor!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
sovereign citizen means something way cooler in the US
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water is lowkey fire
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
water is lowkey fire
technically all thoughts are intrusive
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
technically all thoughts are intrusive
calling out God for doing beta erasure in his alpha/omega fic
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
calling out God for doing beta erasure in his alpha/omega fic
it's probably very good that bluesky is no longer small enough that it's just 10,000 people with wildly incompatible views on every topic talking to each other
social diffusion makes this place bearable
social diffusion makes this place bearable
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
it's probably very good that bluesky is no longer small enough that it's just 10,000 people with wildly incompatible views on every topic talking to each other
social diffusion makes this place bearable
social diffusion makes this place bearable
requires monarchy to fail, random coffee exports event completed, landowners must be powerful, and political agitation researched
event only fires after 1909, if it fires before 1909 then you fail the achievement
if he loses power before you complete like 8 law changes, you fail
wtf paradox
event only fires after 1909, if it fires before 1909 then you fail the achievement
if he loses power before you complete like 8 law changes, you fail
wtf paradox
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
requires monarchy to fail, random coffee exports event completed, landowners must be powerful, and political agitation researched
event only fires after 1909, if it fires before 1909 then you fail the achievement
if he loses power before you complete like 8 law changes, you fail
wtf paradox
event only fires after 1909, if it fires before 1909 then you fail the achievement
if he loses power before you complete like 8 law changes, you fail
wtf paradox
the only difference between fandom and findom is a single vowel
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the only difference between fandom and findom is a single vowel
everyone: please help us the economy is broken
republicans: fuck u i hope u do die
democrats: to enhance the safety of all women we have made 3 new types of adult content illegal to sell
republicans: fuck u i hope u do die
democrats: to enhance the safety of all women we have made 3 new types of adult content illegal to sell
“Stella why do you put up with x or y” what would you like me to do man. I was unemployed for 18 of the last 36 months. Jobs don’t exist anymore. We take what we can get now, warts and all.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
everyone: please help us the economy is broken
republicans: fuck u i hope u do die
democrats: to enhance the safety of all women we have made 3 new types of adult content illegal to sell
republicans: fuck u i hope u do die
democrats: to enhance the safety of all women we have made 3 new types of adult content illegal to sell
@safety.bsky.app i don't think you considered this
it's a non-issue for platforms that don't allow adult content, but yours does and the tool you just onboarded can easily be weaponized
it's a non-issue for platforms that don't allow adult content, but yours does and the tool you just onboarded can easily be weaponized
apparently they also refuse to remove hashes from their DB, so someone could easily burn a SWer's entire backlog
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@safety.bsky.app i don't think you considered this
it's a non-issue for platforms that don't allow adult content, but yours does and the tool you just onboarded can easily be weaponized
it's a non-issue for platforms that don't allow adult content, but yours does and the tool you just onboarded can easily be weaponized
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
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Some insight from Throne about this
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Some insight from Throne about this