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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · Feb 27

60s girl group lyrics are like

Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house

Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?

Lead singer: candy store

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3h

they do, everything's slick with grease in there now

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 4h

for all its flaws, the george clooney batman was the only film to get this right

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 5h

the ancient vinca could not have conceived of my wife

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 5h

those boots—yes!!

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 5h

her, maybe?

vinca sculpture, just a head but she has beautiful eyelashes

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 5h

I'll never tell

vinca clay sculpture, hand on hip looking pleased with herself

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 5h

a lot of you are this one

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6h

if I were an ancient vinca sculpture—and im not saying i am—i would be this one

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6h

I've read about that

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6h

red

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6h

I just ate the most beautiful pear

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 1d

I love her so much

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 1d

lol that typo

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 1d

the things you're describing are still called "interventions". there are good ones and bad ones but that's what they're called

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 1d

im in the same boat and will probably just use 2 accounts eventually but I don't feel like dealing with that this week and haven't really felt like posting much anyway. using mastodon purely for shitposting with no serious stuff does sound nice but I can't replicate every other circle im in there

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d

THANK YOU

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 4d

haven't we suffered enough or are you trying to punish us for last time