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John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 15d

AND he gets a refund too?? That's just greedy.

ft. @watchdog.bsky.social
#vore #furryvore

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Darkonius Mavakar @darkonius-mavakar.itch.io · 19h

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 9h

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

media.tenor.com

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 18h

A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."

A roof shaped ring, utilizing an incline. Probably deadly.

A full sized ring inside of a double sized ring. Why not? What do you have to lose?

A ring with vertical ring ropes, attached to an unsecured light fixture. An OSHA violation for sure.

A ring with 9 turnbuckles, instead of the customary 3. This one is fine, no one would have a problem with this one except a whiner.

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 13h

noodle burrito

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Ticky🏳️‍🌈 @drac.at · 16h

came up with a new meme let me know what you think

Image of John Madden’s face in an inscrutable smile-like expression with pixellated text “MADDENING” underneath.

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♥︎ ADDY ♥︎ @gurobits.bsky.social · 1d

#twilightprincess #tloz #midlink

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Ruffy 🐶🌸🥎 @ruffydoggo.bsky.social · 17h

Now i'm a pig oink oink 🐖

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 17h

is goober a honk-shoo'er or a honk-mimimi'er

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 18h

well great, now i have 100 stacks of Horny and i'm muzzle-deep in your asshole

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d

sherman, for the love of god!

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 18h

help i have 45 stacks of Horny what do i do

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 18h

amazon will be like YOUR SHIPPING IS FREE AND INSTANTANEOUS and then a day later theyre like 'oops it will be there in 3 days' and then it arrives a month later

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Ebil @ebil.bsky.social · 2d

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 20h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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mateo 🔜 MFF @whosthatdragon.bsky.social · 21h

voretober day 10: underground

he didn’t read the fucking sign

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Ben300 @ben300.bsky.social · 1d

POV: You have been topped by sleepy Dragonite, and he fell asleep right as he came :P

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 18h

i suppose that's more fitting for the eastern dragon theme

but ravioli is usually stuffed with something 👀

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 19h

if eastern dragons are noodles, does that make fat eastern dragons ravioli

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Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 1d

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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Kelly 🦘 @kellerkangaroo.bsky.social · 1d

Squishy fox 🦊
Comm for @foodsky.bsky.social

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honest dog @honest-dog.art · 1d

oooooooooooo

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 1d

ah well, their loss :3

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 1d

randomly finding out an old mutual blocked me and im just like

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 2d

WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances

It reads:

"This man is your FRIEND

He fights for FREEDOM"

The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG

John Grarpenter's "The Thing" @graros.bsky.social · 1d

gosh im gonna get buried in there 💦