Penny Merman
@idesofmerch.bsky.social
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She/Her late-30s cartoonist, comic maker, sprite artist, pornographist, 3D set-builder, and jester, with an EMMY™ nominated husband. I'm trying my best!
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I hear it is #WebComicDay! I make a webcomic! You can start reading it here: www.pilotside.us/comic/glowin...
The cover for Book 1 of "Glowing Hearts," an ongoing webcomic that I, Penelope Merch-Lehman, am making. It's like a harem comedy anime, but instead it's poly because that fixes everything. Shelley, the main character of book 1 is a cute trans weirdo who is a compulsive joke-maker. I have recently been informed that she is likely on the autism spectrum, and has ptsd and borderline personality disorder. This was news to me! The secondary protagonist is Tisl Ashwood. She's brash, bold, and incredibly insecure. She's a shapeshifter, so she mostly looks like that on purpose, because why wouldn't you? The tertiary protagonist is Wistare Coronatus, a recently deposed princess of an underground kingdom of gopher people. She's haughty and rude, but well-meaning. She's used to asking for things her way, and not getting it. She's pushing 50, amongst other things.
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It's truly wild how people think it's socially acceptable to pressure you to drink? Like, more than any other substance, people will consider you a bummer if you don't do this specific thing. Like, even if you had to stop drinking for a medication? It's absurd.
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Me, right before deciding to make a graphic sex scene the climax to my first book.
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Finding nirvana, as imagined by Kairosoft developers.
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A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."
A roof shaped ring, utilizing an incline. Probably deadly. A full sized ring inside of a double sized ring. Why not? What do you have to lose? A ring with vertical ring ropes, attached  to an unsecured light fixture. An OSHA violation for sure. A ring with 9 turnbuckles, instead of the customary 3. This one is fine, no one would have a problem with this one except a whiner.
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I'm not supposed to believe that every comedian's dream is to use a microphone designed by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies?
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You gonna take that from a guy in a fuckin' *Morp.* shirt???

Read the previous sub-chapters of this mega-chapter! www.pilotside.us/comic/glowin...
The title card for Part 11 of chapter 13 Sassy is with her first husband in a record store. She is 24. She's wearing a Star Trek TNG engineering t-shirt, has a side-shave, and small light blue gym shorts. She has more of a cat's eye style of glasses. She is excited to show her husband a record. Marguff has decided that he dislikes Latin Freestyle, a genre that only lasted for a short period of time but has some true bangers. He shits on the record. In the last panel it is revealed that this group's lead singer is Sassy's mother. It is also haphazardly revealed that Sassy's parents were not married when she was born, which, honestly fuck you if that matters to you.
It is strongly implied that this is the event that precipitated their divorce.
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AND a more personal hatred of CM Punk!
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The thing about taking your time with your comic, is that AEW didn't exist when I started making my comic. I had an entire character arc with Vanessa planned, and it turns out that I had inadvertently created AFAB nonbinary Eddie Kingston.
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Matching the subtlety of an AEW shirt with the merch of my characters who wrestle.
Vanessa, next to a shirt that reads "The *NINE* trans women that I am fucking assure me that I am not a chaser."
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AEW somehow managing to win the award for "least subtle wrestling company"
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"Letting your spouse's table top RPG group talk you into polyamory" worked for me, but your mileage may vary.
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This is getting literally anywhere on American public transportation.
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A pointless exercise in irritation: Some people still label the 4th and 6th Final Fantasies as 2 and 3, despite the fact that this was corrected 25 years ago, so here is a chart for the Final Fantasy games by release order in Japan and the US.
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Oddly enough, if you go by release in the US, this gets 5 the right number.
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Final Fantasy 4 and 6 were released in the US as 4 and 6 over a quarter of a century ago. It's time for these people to let go.
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I can tell you the exact day I became poly because I sat down and drew this less than 10 minutes after having a heartfelt discussion with my husband.
Shelley to Jessica, Tisl and Wistare: "Now that the possibility of people watching me have sex exists, I have to lay out some ground rule. Rule #1: NO Booing."
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I've decided to start to post dirtier stuff to this account.
An off-panel voice wryly asks Arena, Sassy and Gates if they have just had sex. They answer in silly ways, because they all have cum-brain. In the second panel, a big glob of semen falls out of Sassy and makes a gross sound on the floor. In the final panel, Gates is sleeping on her feet, Sassy is laughing, and Arena claims that it could be ANYTHING.
This is a journal comic, if we're being totally honest.
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Would you include games like Monster World IV and Summon Knight Swordcraft Story 2, that has no rewriting for their girl characters, and you wind up being gay in them?
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pardon me for asking ma'am but is there a Wire Father? 😏
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Converting this image of The Dirty Pair into the "shithead who ruins everything and gets away with it" pride flag.
The dirty pair criss crossing their applesauce. the "shithead who ruins everything and gets away with it" pride flag.
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I've dated both of these people. They shouldn't fight, they'd like each other.
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Wedding Peach // KSS // PC-98
Wedding Peach // KSS // PC-98
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Man-made horrors fully within the realm of comprehension