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@greenkangaroo.bsky.social

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fat activism adjacent. writer of short creeps. the gop can fucking fight me. nazi lives don't matter. ask me about niche horror podcasts. She/They

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roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · Nov 12

Sharing this because now that the new tub is in (huzzah!) I am using the remainder of funds to pay off the personal loan I had to take to make sure it was funded. Plumbing. You can't afford it but you can't afford to not afford it.

Donate to Replace This Tub Before It Decides To Murk Me, organized by Serah Carter

Hello everyone, my name's Serah and my tub is a fucking disaster! That'… Serah Carter needs your support for Replace This Tub Before It Decides To Murk Me

gofund.me

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 4d

Finally catching up on @oldgodspod.bsky.social season 5 and Bear seeing a young person on the side of the road got me like 'YES CONTINUE YOUR FAMILY LEGACY BLEVINS BECOME THE DESIGNATED DRIVER APPALACHIA NEEDS'

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 8d

Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 8d

I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.

These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.

Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.

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roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 8d

did I really just read with my own eyeballs 'oh yeah queer youth are the reason hermitcraft has a fandom culture' i am going to turn this 27 year old into a flea and put him in a box and put that box inside another box and then mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 9d

Oh delightful, the hospital has outsourced my bill to a debt collector. Good luck assholes.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 9d

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 9d

I really think it's worth getting your car detailed sometime

Before I got my car detailed, it was just a red car.

Afterward, it was a cherry-red 2017 Ford Fiesta with power steering, beaded seat covers, a pair of skull dice hanging from the rear-view, and slightly dented hubcaps.

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roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 13d

Other people with cancer: -waste away slowly, have trouble withw eight gain-
My ass: WE HAVE PLANTED OUR FLAG AT 360 BOYS AND THAT IS WHERE WE STAY COME HELL OR HIGH WATER

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 15d

every time someone complains about how 'americacentric' tumblr is I once again tap the sign that reads 'THIS IS AN AMERICAN WEBSITE ON AMERICAN SERVERS YOU CAME INTO OUR HOUSE AND WONDERED WHY IT WASN'T YOURS'.

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 19d

There really is nothing like looking at all your debt laid out ans realizing that five minutes of any random CEO's day would solve LITERALLY all of your problems.

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 25d

It doesn't actually because in the paragraph above this book admits to its 'robot' poet being chatgpt which just fucking means a human wrote the words and then they were stolen! Generative AI cannot create anything! This is disgusting and I hate it Lyman Ditson get fucked!!!

A picture of the back of a poetry book, encompassing the sum up of the book's contents which are partially AI based.

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 26d

I deserve 10k for not responding to my corporates United Way email with a reply all informing them that I'd love to help with their tax write off but see they don't pay me enough to feed myself so i'll have to fucking pass

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 29d

Do you think if you try the facing forward trick he'll piss off or

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roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · 29d

Petition for reeses to stop putting wrappers on their snack size cups. Its not necessary! It is! Not! Necessary!!!

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · Sep 23

Sorrowland is a brilliant book telling me a lot of things and in some cases im not sure its effective and in other cases I think I might be too White to parse beneath the beneath but imma keep trying.

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · Sep 23

While its a bit heavy handed i can respect the big swing that Rebecca Yarros took with the Empyrean series re: war, trauma, and generational violence. I CANNOT forgive the clip art ass magic dragon tattoo. Absolute coward shit. Even a tribal would have been better.

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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · Sep 22

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

Illustration of three people standing on a hill beneath a huge orange sun. Large black text at the top reads: ‘It’s a Beautiful Day to Yell At God.’ One figure raises their arms and shouts ‘WHAT THE FUCK?’ while another says ‘COME OUT! WE JUST WANNA TALK.’ Bold text in the corner says ‘FACE US YOU COWARD.’

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · Sep 22

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · Sep 18

Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.

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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · Sep 4

I dream of a tower i cannot reach.

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roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · Sep 18

I am so fucking tired of cleaning up after this dog I never wanted. I don't want to hate her but I am tired and sick and she makes my life and the lives of my animals measurably worse. until her owner dies i am trapped with her.

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · Sep 17

We've been sent home all summer and the promised work has not yet arrived lads is it time to tar and feather our supervisor

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𓇚 𝕻𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖊 𓆲 𝕯𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉 𓇚 @prairie-druid.net · Sep 15

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roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · Sep 15

Nothing like already not wanting to go to work and then missing out on 'here early with no one to bother me' time because an overclocked truck driver was going five under THE ENTIRE FUCKING COMMUTE instead of pulling over and getting his fucking sleep.

roo @greenkangaroo.bsky.social · Sep 12

Nothing like my racist cousin mourning the death of a fascist whose activism contributed to how his dumb ass got murdered. May your daughters abandon you the moment they turn 18 and and son you kept trying for wind up the best kind of queer.