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Greg B. Pool
@gregbpool.bsky.social
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recovering geologist, skeptical inquirer, and burned-out jedi. The galaxy is watching, and I have friends everywhere. 🖖🏼
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 9h
Buy stock in ketchup futures NOW before the bottle hits the wall.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
One day before the Nobel Peace Prize is announced?

Trump will wish he could still take Tylenol when he finds out he turned in his term paper late.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
Tell me you don’t understand open enrollment without telling me you don’t understand open enrollment.
Open Enrollment
www.medicare.gov
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
PLEASE do not release the Epstein files tomorrow so this can live in the media cycle for as long as possible.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d
My choice for the Nobel Peace Prize this year:

Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
The founder of Antifa would like his girlfriend back.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
🖖🏼
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
MTG so woke Pete Sessions gotta spend the next two years putting toothpaste back in the tube.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
This is the perfect watch to know when it’s time to release the Epstein files.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
The T always falls off…because of syphilis.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
You know who’s not using Obamacare, Mr. Speaker?

Jeffery Epstein.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
That errant post was an ID10T error in Truth Social.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
“Woke MTG” is going to be the best new Barbie doll at Christmas.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 1d
It’s as if none of these tech bros have never read a single science fiction story, seen a episode of Black Mirror, or watched “The Return of the Archons” (S1 Ep 21, Star Trek TOS).
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 3d
thoughts and prayers
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 3d
Guilty AF
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 16d
Never forget: Trey Gowdey’s $40 haircut on a $0.29 head is a business decision.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 17d
Same percentage that believes the moon landing was faked and the Earth is flat. They proly think Kimmel is an AI chat bot. #PEBCAD
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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17d
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 21d
Me: Sir, the snowflakes are triggered by the 1st Amendment.

Antifa President Dwight D. Eisenhower: Hold the line!
Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower: The reason we don’t speak German or Japanese.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 22d
There always a tweet.
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Vickie Carey 🦋 💙🇺🇸 @vickiecarey.bsky.social · 22d
On Thursday’s Morning Joe, however, Brzezinski lectured Carr with his own words, loading up multiple tweets and public statements from him defending “political satire” and “newsroom” independence from government interference.
Mika Brzezinski Torches FCC Chair With His Own Words Defending ‘Satire’ and Press Freedom
Brzezinski torched Brendan Carr with his own past defense of “political satire” and press freedom as she lambasted his Jimmy Kimmel remarks.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 23d
If only he’d consulted the journals of Lewis and Clark.
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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 23d
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · 24d
My favorite part in “Sneakers” was when Robert Redford realized he could break any encryption and then released the Epstein files. No more secrets!
SETEC ASTRONOMY... TOO MANY SECRETS.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · Sep 2
Her family needs to furnish buckets for all the spit that will cover her grave.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · Aug 27
Thoughts and prayers, MAGA.
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · Aug 27
JUST IN: Democrat Catelin Drey wins Iowa’s SD-01, 55% to 45%, a district Trump carried by 11.5% in 2024, breaking the GOP super-majority.
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · Aug 26
pensées et prières
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Greg B. Pool @gregbpool.bsky.social · Aug 7
She would have also known how percentages work.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · Aug 7
I am pretty sure that Kamala Harris wouldn't have taken vaccines away from the American people.
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