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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · Jan 3

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This isn't just a thinly veiled excuse to scream about psychopomp I swear

Not going to only do things I finish cuz otherwise I'd never post anything

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1h

Am I being massively dismissive of a relatively complex character? Yes. Is garrosh a shithead who deserved to get punked? Also yes.

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1h

Lived in his father's shadow for his whole early life, given a job based entirely on his father's reputation, failed upwards with help from his dad's friends, unlikeable dickhead in every position he got but advanced due to the work of his subordinates, threw public tantrums until he died

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1h

Learning about warcraft lore and realizing that garrosh hellscream is the fantasy equivalent of a heritage wealth failson whose dad never loved him and now he's making it everyone's problem

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1h

Gotta account for the difference between knowing the findomme probably won't touch your weiner vs. knowing the plagiarized anime bitch definitely won't

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1h

Chimps slapping each other would be less existentially humiliating than having to live under this fucker's command

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 2h

Jack off, probably

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 2h

Stupid statement, even basic accounting would show you that super grok god super grok is the best service to price value

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 3h

Honestly all the new megas look fucking stupid but at least mega starmie is stupid on purpose

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 3h

Ngl if they really did put all of ZA in a single city I'm swearing it off, so, same

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 4h

The only difference in terms of actual gameplay is that they added a sprint button, which makes your character essentially drop to all fours and throw themselves forward like a rabid animal

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 4h

I know that being a drooling idiot and/or innately evil manchild is a requirement for being a Republican but it still never ceases to piss me off that they'll openly say and believe whatever as long as it fits their narrative, and the "median voter" is too stupid to verify

nation of slop hogs

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 12h

Succeed at everything you do and never make any mistakes

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 22h

You got anything besides nazi propaganda or are you gonna continue to insist that pol pot and stalin and castro were, erm, ackshually exactly the same as hitler and mussolini and pinochet and pretty much everything the united states has done since about 1950

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 22h

Oh so you just straight up have tar in your brain

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

That kid is going to double perfect you in a gief mirror and you'll be crying tears of joy as you throw yourself into an open grave

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

2026 CSB title: Trudeau's Ultimate Preschool Blackface Mishap

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

You're getting put in the Cube for this one homie

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

I hate this fake motherfucker so much it hurts

Ion @violetmagician.bsky.social · 6d

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pwister @pwister.bsky.social · 1d

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cullen Forever! The Movie @cullenforever.bsky.social · 1d

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Me putting the finishing touches on my incredibly unsettling imperial in oblivion remaster

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

This is like if the costume's thematic was "gay magician but like a log cabin Republican trying not to piss off the rest of the RNC"

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Mr United States. Look, at least it's not an unironed Superman costume bought from a cheap costume shop, but my gods USA, what the fuck is this? I mean, I guess it does say a lot about the US as a country, but probably not what you want it to say...

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when Fox got sued for something and tried to argue that it was an entertainment product because no one could possibly be stupid enough to consider it real news

I think the entire Murdoch family should be publicly flayed

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

That second thing, common parlance now is "berating the indolent monkey"

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 2d

Reach level 50 to unlock pov thighjob