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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · Jan 3

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This isn't just a thinly veiled excuse to scream about psychopomp I swear

Not going to only do things I finish cuz otherwise I'd never post anything

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 4h

Succeed at everything you do and never make any mistakes

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 13h

You got anything besides nazi propaganda or are you gonna continue to insist that pol pot and stalin and castro were, erm, ackshually exactly the same as hitler and mussolini and pinochet and pretty much everything the united states has done since about 1950

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 14h

Oh so you just straight up have tar in your brain

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 16h

That kid is going to double perfect you in a gief mirror and you'll be crying tears of joy as you throw yourself into an open grave

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 16h

2026 CSB title: Trudeau's Ultimate Preschool Blackface Mishap

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 18h

You're getting put in the Cube for this one homie

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 18h

I hate this fake motherfucker so much it hurts

Ion @violetmagician.bsky.social · 6d

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pwister @pwister.bsky.social · 1d

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cullen Forever! The Movie @cullenforever.bsky.social · 1d

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Me putting the finishing touches on my incredibly unsettling imperial in oblivion remaster

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

This is like if the costume's thematic was "gay magician but like a log cabin Republican trying not to piss off the rest of the RNC"

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 1d

Mr United States. Look, at least it's not an unironed Superman costume bought from a cheap costume shop, but my gods USA, what the fuck is this? I mean, I guess it does say a lot about the US as a country, but probably not what you want it to say...

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when Fox got sued for something and tried to argue that it was an entertainment product because no one could possibly be stupid enough to consider it real news

I think the entire Murdoch family should be publicly flayed

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

That second thing, common parlance now is "berating the indolent monkey"

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Reach level 50 to unlock pov thighjob

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think they dangle cheese in front of him to make him dance

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

This isn't what I thought being mentally ill would feel like. Oracle of Delphi-ass brain disease.

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Am I meant to understand this life as an interstitial? No one is told why they were born, there is no mission objective in life, but is my passion for creating, for crafting new worlds, attuned to a purpose? Am I meant to visualize the world I want to inhabit? I'm doing that regardless, but, y'know.

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

I also, being a highly superstitious person, often wonder about double meanings built into life. I wonder if there are messages in the very nature of things. Transience as a concept, for example; I am trans. Transience, transitioning, transgender. Moving from one thing to the next.

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Uncertain. I dwell on these things, lives that may have been and might be, in part to avoid the world that is, and I freely admit that. I'm glad, mostly, that others can find and cling to joy despite it all, but I don't want that. I want to be done with it, and become someone else, somewhere else.

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder. Will I be able to choose what's next? Build my own paradise, and then inhabit it? Or will I be shunted into something I don't want? And regardless... What will remain of this? I won't remember any of this, surely, for a blessing. Will it be gone altogether, or... Echoed in my dreams?

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

All my life, I've had oddly realistic dreams. And for much of that time, I've wondered if they're echoes of other lives, or portents of things to come. And that has naturally led to this question, as I understand that I'm dying, in a way: what will remain of this life, after I go?

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

The worst conclusion would be if death was simply an off switch, with nothing afterward. However, if eternity is a fictional concept, then surely even oblivion would end eventually? After all, we all supposedly emerge from oblivion. Why wouldn't someone emerge again, after death?

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

I think about eternity vs transience a lot (I do not advise doing this)

Eternity is often referred to as a fictional concept; all things come to an end, even the universe itself will eventually come to an end. And one of the things I grapple with in what I strongly feel is the dusk of my life is:

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

The yes man machine's greatest successes are producing wrong answers, emboldening arsonists, and convincing you to commit suicide, but it doesn't say slurs so the braying subhuman freaks have some input

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 1d

The administration “is currently pressuring OpenAI and other AI companies to make their models more conservative-friendly.”

OpenAI is trying to clamp down on ‘bias’ in ChatGPT

GPT-5 is better at resisting liberal ‘pressure,’ the company says.

www.theverge.com

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

I hate my southern heritage but even so seeing this fills me with a murderous rage