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Megathread of thoughts on league champs bc I'm bored and want to talk and feel smart

Aatrox: 5/10 design, 3/10 kit

The first darkin and therefore the template that the others build from, originally he was a body snatching alien or something and now he's an evil Ascended trapped in a sword I guess
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
tried dota 2 turbo which is supposed to skip past a lot of the really tedious parts and that just resulted in me getting violated in fast forward so I'm completely giving up on this game, holy fucking shit it sucks
February 13, 2026 at 9:11 AM
gotta play dota 2 every now and then to remind myself that dota 2 fucking sucks, if only for the simple fact that if you get your ass ripped open and spit in you still have to play all the way to the ancient breaking because they didn't put a fucking surrender vote in this shit
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Kindred is a great example of how a champ's passive being some stupid goddamn minigame can absolutely ruin an otherwise fun kit

I really like the dash focus, I like the E as a tool to secure a kill, the ult is nonsensical thematically but it's a strong defensive tool with a HUGE potential downside
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
developed a bit where i shit talked the enemy team and credited the quotes to historical chinese figures

"assassin poppy is shit from a butt" - sun tzu

the poppy stopped building assassin after that
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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LMFAO
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
There was some really cool shit at state of play this go-round which is rare and a pleasure every time it happens. Crimson Moon already has a steam version so I added that to my wishlist and Windless looks kickass. Glad to see Mina the Hollower is finally coming out. I NEED THE CONTROL SEQUEL
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
That korean musou-like with the unbelievably shredded chicken man looks actually for real incredible, what a time to be alive
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
not going to say it on the subreddit cuz I don't particularly want shit and cum mailed to my house but I'm really glad I won't have to keep hearing about "los ratones" every third fucking thread

i hate league esports so fucking much
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Saw a guy who looked like hwei at the grocery store. What the fuck I thought twinks were an internet joke
February 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Saw a rotting deer head in some guy's yard and felt nothing can I escape samsara yet
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist.

YOU - I exist too.
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
mastery 4 with ivern. the long road to mr5 begins. To my immense horror, I find myself beginning to enjoy playing him. I still don't know what the fuck to do with the golem
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
oh ok ranked is even more of a disaster than ever before, ok
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
played shaco supp vs mel supp and made a few discoveries:

1. mel is extremely bad
2. shaco is very good vs. mel
3. bullying is unfortunately very fun
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
if you name your account "just morgana", shill out for the dogshit gamble skin, play mid against a champ with one of the worst early games there is, and still can't land a fucking Q, it might be time to pack it in permanently
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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RT IF YOU HATE OCCUPY DEMOCRATS!!!
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).
incredible things are happening in China
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM