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God is punishing us for inventing amazon dot com and podcasts
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そして彼らは ASSHOLES
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Megathread of thoughts on league champs bc I'm bored and want to talk and feel smart

Aatrox: 5/10 design, 3/10 kit

The first darkin and therefore the template that the others build from, originally he was a body snatching alien or something and now he's an evil Ascended trapped in a sword I guess
developed a bit where i shit talked the enemy team and credited the quotes to historical chinese figures

"assassin poppy is shit from a butt" - sun tzu

the poppy stopped building assassin after that
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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LMFAO
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
that's not to say that fighting games are easy of course but deadlock is hands down the most mentally taxing game i've ever seen. Macroplay of a moba and micro of a movement hero shooter, get the fuck out of here
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
FGs are way easier to get into and fuck with, you never spend more than like 5 minutes in one match, but if you get your dick flattened by someone with more practice than you you can't write it off as someone on your team making a problem for you

that ego death post was the perfect summary tbh
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
That shit looks godlike, if it plays as good as it looks it'll be a goty contender
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
There was some really cool shit at state of play this go-round which is rare and a pleasure every time it happens. Crimson Moon already has a steam version so I added that to my wishlist and Windless looks kickass. Glad to see Mina the Hollower is finally coming out. I NEED THE CONTROL SEQUEL
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
That korean musou-like with the unbelievably shredded chicken man looks actually for real incredible, what a time to be alive
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Fuck off nazi scum
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
not going to say it on the subreddit cuz I don't particularly want shit and cum mailed to my house but I'm really glad I won't have to keep hearing about "los ratones" every third fucking thread

i hate league esports so fucking much
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Saw a guy who looked like hwei at the grocery store. What the fuck I thought twinks were an internet joke
February 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Saw a rotting deer head in some guy's yard and felt nothing can I escape samsara yet
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist.

YOU - I exist too.
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
how are you stupid assholes still struggling with this concept

If I'm presented with an apple and an orange and I want a pizza, I'm just not going to take the apple or the orange, because neither of them is a pizza

fuck you
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
It's actually extremely good at the thing it's really designed for, which is devaluing labor and oppressing any worker who could conceivably be replaced by even a tremendously dogshit AI.
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Ivern is the most dota 2 guy in league.
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 PM
mastery 4 with ivern. the long road to mr5 begins. To my immense horror, I find myself beginning to enjoy playing him. I still don't know what the fuck to do with the golem
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
oh she's positioning to get her reputation laundered like that yakubian ape W bush, huh
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 PM
oh ok ranked is even more of a disaster than ever before, ok
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I'm not the one who's been kicked out of a resistance org for refusing to apply even basic safety practices and yet still insists on trying to force my way into the space, dipshit
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 AM
2014 was the year that made me start thinking the world really did end in 2012
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 AM
You are actively rejecting the basic concepts of conversation. It's fascinating in a scientific way. Please donate your brain to a science lab
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 AM
so basically: your original accusation is worthless, you've done nothing but make yourself look like an arrogant cunt, and it's baffling to an absurd degree that you've spent this much time insisting that you're not trolling out of one side of your mouth while also refusing any burden of evidence
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 AM
with publicly available information that you refuse to provide any indication towards beyond vague mumbling, and in fact respond to every request for any actual evidence for your claim with bullheaded insistence that it's not your responsibility to justify your own claim
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 AM